Townes Van ZANDT 💜

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wemon hold up have the sky

if my 2 options were to live in Fishtown or move to another city, I would say: which city are we talking about

I need a better haircut but I want to keep my rattail. and I wonder if these 2 things are mutually exclusive

Czech Hunter Biden

came up with a stupid little bit at work yesterday and unfortunately the only person in my life who would find it amusing is my ex who is not in my life

what's the science behind why some people burp more and some people fart more? my cat Twig burps sometimes. it's really cute

the virgin Nerds Gummy Cluster and the chad Haribo Berry

I'm reaching new levels of employed

normalize talking about tonsil stones

pokémon chud and foid

sorry I can’t come into work today. yeah, the vampire thing. well I didn’t make our operational hours during the day time so you can’t get mad at me. that’s your responsibility. own it

does bluesky mark things as rude if it's a reply or can a tweet get marked as rude

does anybody know where my glasses are

my stupid fucking heart 🫲😔🫱

Frankly other countries don't hate the U.S. enough.

get ready to learn Vietnamese buddy

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thought of something agonizing right as I took my pre-shower hit of weed. awful timing but I'm stronger than this

is it bodyshaming to say Yung Lean honey please get fatter

Eyes on the table https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19146

never beating the scorpio allegations

Fuck My Faggot Life February

I am so Tired of Feeling Bad

bomboclart pussyboy

I'm Dracula. I'm 12 million years old.

forgot I'm gonna be Muslim again in less than a week. I'm not ready!

Montreal seems like it's French Melbourne

I need to eat and I'm tired of feeling bad!!!

posting is harmless provided you don't take it seriously- the second you start believing you're doing Important Work, that's when the madness takes hold

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a cool thing about knowing that I'm a gay trans man is no longer feeling like a bad feminist for being obsessed with men all my life

any given thing, ice included, exists and occurs because a broader ecosystem allowed and assisted in its birth. if you simply remove a node, it will be filled back in. you must restructure the net, and that means locating and attacking linkages

what the fuck are they telling people in AA that my ex/friend did a 180 on me with no explanation

if 1 more stressful thing happens I am Going to crash out

I will not lean into heartache just because it's familiar

missing my boyfriend already

it would be good for me to stop smoking weed

i'm too shy to text any friends first sometimes but i would like to be having conversations while being out doing stuff

Your average medieval peasant would be lucky to see one TikTok in their entire life

Tiger Balm in my hair

Samantha: Finally! We have a hot mayor! Charlotte: I’m just a little worried about how safe the city is going to be for *whispers* Jews Miranda: I think this could be a really huge turning point for the Democratic Party Carrie: Big is moving to Israel

when Yung Lean said "i'm elegant for the hell of it" #ilikethat

does anybody else's neck hurt from straining it at the gym today or is it just me

Getting ready for my secular winter holiday celebration #TakeChristOutOfChristmas