I can’t stop saying “Big is moving to Israel”

Samantha: Finally! We have a hot mayor! Charlotte: I’m just a little worried about how safe the city is going to be for *whispers* Jews Miranda: I think this could be a really huge turning point for the Democratic Party Carrie: Big is moving to Israel

These are the autumn vibes also I’m getting married in 10 days

My son……he’s a croissant now

I’m pretty sure hell is San Francisco

don’t let me get in my zone (favorite stall at the work bathroom)

me calling the tech guy in the scheme for help: hey uh…it’s me…from the heist

unfortunately I want to watch Hasan disable the content nuke

Thesis was really good

I love the beautiful sights of Philadelphia

New phone background just dropped and it’s pigeon

This weekend was a conclave fr

fully automated luxury space communism? 🚬 haven’t heard that in years…..

I fear I’m at risk for believing anything a bisexual man tells me. I’m unfortunately gullible and bisexual

me on 420

Guys I have a business plan,………I think I’m cooking……

jealous of every single person with a fresh loaf of sourdough bread right now

My journal looks so cute w this cameo charm Ive had squirreled away

Wore a cunty little ascot today and saw a used tampon on the bottom floor of the parking garage

normalize being annoying sometimes

Outfit today balls hard

Back on my bullshit

It’s actually woke and gay to be alive. If you don’t want to be woke and gay you should probably kys

Decorated my new work journal yesterday :,)

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Tiny Pigeon couch has a new home

The thrift store was libbing out today

neighbors are doing construction loudly so I’m having sex with my wife even louder

Pigeon

How much power do I need to wield at work in order to make mandatory birth chart reading meetings

10:43 PM on a work night and the edible kicks in

Great…..more unrealistic body standards for women 🙄

I believe this belongs on trip advisor

Watching Fear and Hunger lore vids again 🥰

Im smoking opium in the Titular dungeon of Fear & Hunger

Whispering “leather bound notebooks” to my phone until Instagram shows me the brand I want to buy a new work journal from

My beautiful princesses w disorders

New thing wrong with me just dropped

One thing I will never do is look up to a man professionally

I think I’m doomed in my professional career to find beautiful and competent women mentors until I become some other dyke’s beautiful and competent mentor

when the scarily put together, competent and beautiful woman in charge at work compliments me:

I must be the hottest, most interesting person in my tiny box on the Microsoft teams meeting

permission to lib out, sir

corporations are obsessed with doing “wellness seminars” and meetings to discuss “uncertain times” yet they won’t change the material conditions contributing to stress

Butch helping you move looks

Jiggly sleeping in a sunbeam