"Affordable burrito taxis are a human right!" I scream as I pull the lever to deport everyone working in the kitchen and driving delivery. Just the stupidest people.

The wrong guy died today.

Julianna Stratton, the next Senator from the great state of Illinois, has called for ICE to be abolished, backs a $25 minimum wage, and will not support Chuck Schumer's bid to remain the Democrats' leader in the Senate. She is the kind of Democrat we need.

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." - Mahatma Gandhi

Admitting you f*cked up is an underrated quality.

Just a Friendly Reminder….. I’d like to remind everyone that Wind and Solar power doesn’t have to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.

Lieu: "Undocumented immigrants want nothing to do with the govt! To vote, you have to first register. How many undocumented immigrants are gonna go, 'Yes, I'm gonna give all my information to the govt that's maybe trying to deport me. No way!' This is a problem that doesn't exist."

I'm concerned that MTG is what would happen if evolution took human form...

Yep

When you become disabled and unable to work, you mourn your independence. Most disabled people want to work. They don’t want to beg for meagre handouts that keep them in legislated poverty. They don’t want to be sick. It’s not a choice & better social supports are needed.

There will be false flag attacks in US soil

This man is mentally unsound

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

Trump’s tariffs increase prices. MAGA: What about Biden. Trump is forced to release the Epstein files. Hides the ones about him. MAGA: What about Clinton Trump starts an illegal war with Iran. MAGA: What about Obama. They can’t defend him. So they deflect. Every damn time.

It takes real galaxy brains to mass cancel solar and wind projects and then start a pointless unpopular war that sends oil prices soaring.

If we shut the money spigot OFF, the regime can't fight Venezuela, Iran, LA, Chicago, Mpls, Guatemala & CUBA.. We must do that by striking, otherwise, we too, are complicit.. Minnesotans have shown us we CAN support one another through a strike. #GeneralStrike #FreedomForAll generalstrikeus.com

Your new Secretary of Homeland Security cowering from peaceful protests on January 6th

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Quietly, calmly and forensically, BBC just dismantled the Trump communications shitshow on Iran. No hyperbole, just laying out an unprecedented military, diplomatic and reputational shambles. Worth a watch. (🎥 BBC News/BBC Verify)

Trump: "Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it" Not receiving consent and moving forward anyway is a consistent theme in his life — as E. Jean Carroll can attest

Does Anna Paulina Luna work for the White House, or for her constituents? She sounds like Caroline Leavitt...

So for all you “leave NATO” dummies out there, wanna explain how we defend ourselves without them? Britain, France, Germany, the GCC (Bahrain, Kuwait, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Oman) are currently knocking down Iranian missiles and drones. And this is just Iran. Not a peer.

The US Constitution has a process for war. Schools are NEVER allowed to be bombed as enamy combatants. The US military who will bear the brunt of this fiasco deserve better. POTUS opened himself up to other countries assassinating him and urging the US people to engage in a regime change.

A pedophile. An adjudicated rapist. A convicted felon. A pathological liar. A sociopath. A malignant narcissist. A sadist. A racist. A fascist. A traitor. An insurrectionist. A war-monger. A demagogue. A despot. An enemy of the Constitution. An American nightmare.

First Venezuela, then Iran, and there's rumbling about Cuba. When will Democrats learn their lesson and stop talking about the Epstein files?

There’s always tweets.

They're not even hiding that they're using the same playbook as before.

This is a hideous betrayal of the country, in exchange for a bribe.

Has anyone done the relationship mapping between trump donors and LLCs that bought a ton of old warehouses six months ago and are now reselling them to ICE at 5x market rate yet

I'm not getting over the fact that You Oughta Know was about Dave Coulier

Live your life in such a way that your two-hour speech is not summed up in four words #twohoursofnothing

The worst part about the Kash video is just how much of a DORK he looked like. Like a guy who for the first time was at a party with the cool kids and trying too hard

As I’ve always said: billionaires pay tons of money to make you think your vote doesn’t matter. It’s insidious. Be very wary of anyone who tells you elections don’t matter, or that both sides are the same.

if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi

It's genuinely baffling how many people are focusing their comments on the Epstein case to the differences between ephebophilia and pedophilia. We have a case of global sex-trafficking and blackmail involving many of the most powerful men in the world and they're dismissing it as a moral panic?!?

Sounds like the Trump White House.

Elon Musk *claims* he agrees with the teachings of Jesus. So he’s now in favor of socialism? Matthew 19:21: “If thou want to be perfect, go and sell all you possessions and give to the poor.”

Any political party spreading lies about voter fraud as a pretext to make it harder for every one to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone. Remember this.

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Countries that do not use Fritos as currency could be "left behind," says Frito-Lay CEO Ken Biddleman

Live your life in such a way that you can bat down accusations of making snuff films as simply "batshit" and "without evidence or merit."

If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''

Celebrating Black History Month

Roll me clove cigs Tony Danza

I’ve noticed how I think about love has less to do with fireworks and more to do with someone steadying the console while I recalibrate. Somewhere along the way, Star Trek slipped in this idea that affection can look like trusting someone else to take the bridge for a minute.