Played in public for the first time and survived go me

We have been using Zoom at work for 6 years now WHY am I still needing to explain to people HOW TO LOG IN??? Honestly if that's too hard for you at this point go back to having your meetings in person. I'm not gonna be your punching bag because you mistyped the password. 🤬

Happy Jonathan Harker Sets Out On A Road Trip To Handle A Real Estate Deal Day to all who celebrate.

It'd be nice if @blizzard.com tested couch coop for D4 once in a while. Couldn't play for more than 10 minutes together because the talisman only dropped for one player. Every season something is bugged to shit when you play together and I'm fed up with it.

You know I had to

Had a biopsy done for a horrible itchy mole on my shoulder. Got to enjoy two whole days of not itching before my allergies to adhesives kicked in and now the dressing is itchy instead.

guys, this is how you lose the time war

just popping on here to remind everyone that being married is cool as fuck and if you don't like your partner you're doing it wrong

Pause from scrolling for 5 mins and self reflect on what the rainbow connection means to you

Gen X collectively reliving Challenger, Columbia and Cold War nuclear holocaust anxiety all in the same week is a fucking lot, y'all.

Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s

Apparently this worked because after literally months of no contact, she called him today with about 500 excuses for why he didn't get his money.

My stepson, who is disabled and in assisted living, texted us earlier this week because the "representative payee" that handles his payments isn't answering the phone and his rent check bounced. 🧵

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Cashier at the grocery store just asked if my husband was my son, in case anyone wondered how my 53rd birthday is going 🙃

We're in the Bad Place. But also the Extremely Stupid Place.

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

Transphobia is an astroturfed moral panic invented from whole cloth by people on the Epstein list

Yeah, let’s re-up these pics. I love them. The diversity of the human body is amazing.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Game development challenge 2026: If there are wolves in your game that are gonna attack me, don't make them have sad whimpers when I have to kill them please and thank you.

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

Let seed be grass, and grass turn into hay: I’m martyr to a motion not my own; What’s freedom for? To know eternity. I swear she cast a shadow white as stone. But who would count eternity in days? These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways).

I am this "long time fan" and no we're fucking not.

This hotel hallway is some backrooms-ass shit

I am. Almost. There. 4.5 years and zero prior musical experience. I'm astounded I can do this at all.

this is how you lose the dish war

I see spent all day pretending to be surprised when someone says they like my spider Because I'm an adult.

I call one of my aunts "Uncle Pat" because my dad had too many siblings and I got confused as a kid. Good thing I'm not running for mayor of anywhere I guess.

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Post a witch

Continuing my passive-aggressive campaign of posting political content in the non-politics channels of the family Slack chat... because I know my FIL isn't in the politics channel.

I thought this was the obvious answer

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HUSKIES

"You cannot get through a single day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." Rest in Peace, Jane Goodall 🙏🏻

omg omg i think im being raptured nope just stood up too quickly oof nvm

Goodbye best boy

@pixelfish.bsky.social am I going crazy or can you also hear an ice cream truck playing Xmas music right now

Software companies stop discontinuing the products I use for work and not having anything that works the same challenge 2025

The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.

9 years of #PokémonGo and I finally did it

Everyone stop what you're doing and look at my grandson

Dreamed last night that I'd booked a spa weekend at a very fancy, expensive hotel. When I checked in they said "ah yes, you've booked the Monster Mash room very popular choice." The room was dark blue with neon cartoony monsters painted on the walls.

TIL that if you have #Adobe "nonprofit pricing", what you actually have is a different product with fewer features. So that sucks.

I watch a lot of British TV so I think I'm prepared for the differences in pronunciation. Then last night I heard an Englishman say "geyser".

The two main flavors of IKEA hacks are "I glued something to it" and "I have an entire woodshop in my garage and can build any furniture but I've decided to use pieces of a Kallax for some reason"

There is nothing that gets my red flag meter going quite like men saying things like "it was hard meeting women because I was interested in (insert nerdy thing here)" when I have distinct memories of certain kinds of men in nerdy thing specifically and repeatedly excluding me from nerdy thing.