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A show about food and what people do to it. Hosted by
@nsmckinnon.bsky.social
and Louisa.
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
I usually don’t like to indulge the ironic guiltposting I constantly see here, but the fact is most of y’all missed out on a super fun time. That’s OK. Same time next year, more or less. And if you have cash lying around, we’re still happy to take your donation:
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1st Annual NSP Fundraiser! – No Substitutions, Please
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
Fully admit that I’m hiding this midthread so most people don’t see it, but next time you want to shit on Mastodon, I want you to consider this: 63% of our funds raised are from Mastodon. 29% are from people we know in real life. Despite having the largest theoretical base, BlueSky only put up 8%.
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
When we started the 1st Annual
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Triviathon Fundraiser, my goal was to put my ability to be supremely annoying at the service of feeding people. Which is exactly what I did, and boy, did people validate that. We raised nearly $4,500 for food banks in 21 areas—and we’re not done yet!
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
GENTE: In 95 minutes, Louisa and I go head-to-head in the 1st Annual NSP Triviathon Fundraiser, raising money for food banks with every question we answer correctly. Help us do even better! We're taking pledges on stream! I will read a poem! Fun begins at 7:00 PM EST:
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
For the new org we picked up, and for Georgia joining the fundraiser, here’s some especially emblematic pictures of Clark and Minnie. Do you want more of these? Guess what: donate more, add more states, and you can see more of these wonderful babies!
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
I have good news and bad news. Good news: we hit our goal! Man, y'all really, *really* wanted me to read a poem on air, huh? Bad news: that that's only if we can answer all 66 questions—so I'll keep pushing! How much further can we go in 23 hours? Let's find out:
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
With two days left, *if* Louisa and I manage to get every single question right, and with my matching the first $500, we've beaten my old record of raising $3,317. But I want to feed people even more than that, and we're not perfect. So help us! Donate! Boost away!
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
Of course I didn’t forget! One more state and one more organization means one more picture of each of my beautiful pets. And remember—if we hit that $3,317 number, I’ll randomly select a donor and read a poem of their choice on stream! What are you waiting for?
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
I just took some of the best Minnie pictures ever. There are 34 states left to light up on the board. You all get to enjoy a Minnie picture every time we get a new state to participate. Capisce? Then fill out the form and let's get some cat pics on the timeline:
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
And to celebrate Nevada and Minnesota becoming part of our fundraiser, here’s two pictures of Minnie! If we hit goal—and I’ll say we’re still $1,000 away—I’ll randomly select a donor and read a poem of their choice during the stream, just three days away! Again:
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
As promised, three pictures of Clark, for the three new organizations to which people have pledged. Want more pictures of Clark? Donate to our fundraiser! One picture per new organization!
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
Four days left, and I already owe y'all three pics of Clark and two of Minerva, which is just about the best problem I could be having. I'll get back to y'all later tonight with those, but you could always take the next two hours to get those numbers up!
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
If, by the grace of God and the kindness of strangers, we hit our goal—my current triviathon record of $3,317—I will select one random donor and, during the fundraiser, dramatically read a poem they choose. So get it done! Five days left to make it happen!
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
With five days left until our fundraiser, and despite Louisa's and my best efforts, we're still not where we want to be. So we're busting out the big guns. For each new organization you pledge for, I'll post a Clark pic. For each new state, I'll post a Minnie pic.
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
One week left! We've added another org, another state, and another few dozen dollars. Will you be the first from your state? Seven days until Louisa and I compete to answer 66 trivia questions and—hopefully—raise lots of money for food banks across the States!
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
Gente, if you tried to donate overnight, we ran into some technical difficulties with those dastardly WPForms and, as a result, did not receive your kind entry. Could we trouble you to try again?
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
Day 5: I'm sure there are English words that express my gratitude, but it's late, I'm tired, and I don't have them just now. This is wonderful—but we'd have to get all 66 questions right for that, and I want to get food banks as much money as possible. So help me do that!
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
Day 4: I know I speak for my co-host when I say we are blown away by the incredible generosity our donors have shown. I do *not,* however, speak for her when I say that I would really like to catch up to her lead! Help me get a little closer, won't you? Pledge here:
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
You know, I expected to see a bit of a jump in Day 2. I did not expect to see this. Our potential max is up to nearly $700, before matching! So why not join us? Just twelve days until Louisa and I go head-to-head to raise money for local food banks across the US:
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
By the end of Day 1, our wonderful donors have pledged a potential max of almost $200 for food banks in their areas—and that's before any matching we do! Join us! 13 days left until Louisa and I go head to head to help feed people this Thanksgiving:
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Details below!
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BEAN YEAR
3 months ago
Hello! No Substitutions, Please have done a lot to support this bean project so please go support them!
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
Plus, in the spirit of
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, I'm matching the first $500 in donations. So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!
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Lewie Pollis
3 months ago
I just signed up for $1 per right answer from either Noah or Louisa. If some of my followers do the same, I’ll match up to an extra $5/point.
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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
3 months ago
ANNOUNCING: The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser! Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right. Want to participate? Check out the form:
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Why should you join the NSP Patreon? Among other things, you could be reading
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's thoughts on how making syrups in the summer turns you into, basically, the master of Nature. Sound interesting?
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The Laws of Preservation | No Substitutions, Please
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Foodies, gourmets, all who cook whether for pleasure or honor: We're launching a Patreon! - $3/month gets you articles, - $5/month gets you 2 patron-only episodes a month, - $10/month gets you voting power in our polls. (All tiers include Discord access.) Details:
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A show about food—and the things people do to it.
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7 months ago
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Our newest episode is out on all podcatchers! Louisa and Noah tackle that most decadent of rice dishes: risotto. We talk about tricks to cut down on the workload, liken some commenters to types of drivers, and go off on tangents about DVD piracy.
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Episode 71: Risotto – No Substitutions, Please
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almost 2 years ago
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condo potato 🥔
almost 2 years ago
You've heard of shrinkflation, now get ready for gaslightflation where the value size is smaller than the regular size
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Society, if Louisa and
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learned to have their pre-recording conversations while actually on air.
almost 2 years ago
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