i have an aunt who always has a pomeranian in her purse. she has had a pomeranian in her purse for 30 years. every time the last one dies she replaces it with an identical one, i am dead serious. nobody ever knows what its name is because of this.

😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years. 🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail! 🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will

Look at that joke... Subtle offkilter language, the tasteful length of it... Oh my god. It even has a watermark. *Points to "Cartoon Network" logo in the corner*

i remember an idea i had for a ram character and it was that he was gonna be a toon that worked in some nebulous toon city who's entire gimmick is that while in his youth he was bright eyed into slapstick, in adulthood he's thinking about the logistics of the perfectly timed joke.

[gripping my head] ough sage's big sweaty ass straining robes tot the point where they look like they're tearing but the enchantments are still strong, they're still most potente and powerful.

Forest Highway chase just got real 🍃 #FF7 x #StarWars

Sage LOVES sniffing ( thinking about men )

Sorry for taking a stranger of the world to the Southern continent just to have loud sex near an oasis, it might happen again. by @eccstasy.bsky.social ft. my dear friend @themetaisreal.bsky.social

my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them

Repost number one

I want to let the world know that I have acquired such a treasure again🔥🔥🔥i forgot to post this here Done by @tfiddlerart.bsky.social , also thanks @derpydrake.bsky.social for giving me such a opportunity!

Square Enix shares an illustration of Locke Cole (Final Fantasy VI) for the Final Fantasy TCG by Fumio Minagawa:

Nergigante can sniff your horny

A BIG @kickstarter.com pledge cancelled. We dropped 14% overnight. It happens. If this story matters to you: RT, share, tell someone. bit.ly/croc-dance-ks The Mami Wata doesn't go down that easy. We're going to make this film! #projectwelove #kickstarter #indiefilm #defiant

Sorry for taking a stranger of the world to the Southern continent just to have loud sex near an oasis, it might happen again. by @eccstasy.bsky.social ft. my dear friend @themetaisreal.bsky.social

i think about this months later lmao

by @eccstasy.bsky.social good friend shawny ( @captainphlyer.bsky.social ) discusses some COMPLEX MATHS with Sage who enthusiastically takes notes ( they have no idea about mathmagicians but they're cool )

Every hundred seasons they might know another once more. by @eccstasy.bsky.social ft. The Jade Hand There's some substance about the nature of death and the reincarnation of memory here.

A sword is a hard thing to love 🗡

Thanks for taking Sage on a date and giving them EVERY snack they wanted, please look forward to redeeming the nastiest handjob this side of the cosmos.

Character Page for Nikoleva 💪 #furryart #commission

Luna the panther (She/Her) 🐆🖤🏳️‍⚧️

Heard the Flygon fans were eager for him to receive a mega.

Beware !! It's the cleaner shrimp. 🦐🦐🦐

Ivo sketch, came out nice so I'll probably work it into something more eventually (From patreon)

SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN

Commission ref for @raitlin.bsky.social in collab with awesome @satellitt.bsky.social 🖤 🗡️ Sketch, lineart — by me 🗡️ Coloring, render — by Satellitt #art #digitalart #furryart #feline #украрт #runasolarisart

watercolor I've been doing

Sighing I'm trying to get my GUTS CREAMED but i have WORK

For graphic novels, especially adult genre fiction, it's incredibly helpful to review it online, talk about it, recommend it to a friend—adult fiction in the graphic novel space is difficult to place, and nothing convinces readers that they'll like a book more than the personal testimonial.

Commission for my pal @grawly.bsky.social 🤙 #VGenComm #pn7art

comm for @warlockjpg.bsky.social 🟣

get goated

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The main difference between Star Trek and Star Wars is Star Trek was made by an incredibly shitty guy who imagined a beautiful future in which he could never have existed while Star Was was made by an autistic guy who imagined a glorious past in which everyone has autism except for the weed guy.

nikki minaj going on the international stage is driving me insane btw. but predators of a pack run together.

maybe i am going insane

brave soul

Reposting my leshens while working on the 5th one Which one was your favourite so far?

Me'dan is short for Me'daniel.

😎 yeah

A little ember shines bright in the darkness 🔥

Arturio and Hunter!

Me'dan pines for her. He returns to Azeroth from his sabbatical traveling space and is wooed by her harmony w/ nature ( superior to both trolls and elves ). Together they make the ultimate human-goat-elf-orc-troll child who is the true avatar of the secret seventh force, saving creation.

weretober day 10 (for real this time) 🐏

Oh Cypress…