t4 v Zoo 💥🐱🐱 finals v @themantisrider.bsky.social 🐱💥💥 sucks that it’s the finals of a one slotter, but company is good and we did a lot of winning today, so i guess i’ll drown my sorrows in a triple dipper as a consolation prize 🤪

onto t4 i guess(?) with Mardu Energy r1 💥🐱💥 v prowess r2 💥🐱🐱 v ruby storm r3 🐱💥🐱 v mill r4 🐱🐱 v prowess r5 💜 from wifey @themantisrider.bsky.social this deck is sweet, would recommend, although i don’t think it’s better than actual energy. @fireshoes.bsky.social moxfield.com/decks/xlEO70...

Slightly diminish a book a totally average number of Katherines

oh no, i think this has awoken something in me…

hot take: King Gizz is millennial Megadeth

did some quite indulgent cooking today

nothing truly says that your old like being excited for the maiden voyage of your new washing machine. on an unrelated note: fuck GE

playing a 47 person modern fnm that might rival some smaller rcs for difficulty

i dunno how much i’m cooking here, but this team has felt reasonable so far

for your upcoming RCQ season: The Modern Players Prayer “that spell didn’t resolve and if it did, it wasn’t that bad and if it was I could still play around it and if I couldn’t it wasn’t my fault and if it was, I couldn’t have known better and if i could have, my opponent had higher elo”

okay… by popular demand. the recipe:

homemade cheesecake using my great-grandmother’s recipe.

the never ending nightmare of our washing machine is nearly done. replacement has been ordered. i won’t have to joke about taking it to a rage room on a weekly basis

update, i’m home and holy fuck i can’t see shit it’s been so long since i got my eyes dilated. glad i walked

having an eye appointment unintentionally scheduled on TDOV is probably the funniest thing i’ve done in a while

was nervous going into the 9th but holy shit baseball is back babyyyyyyy

lets go braise!

gonna publish my manifesto “Beckuh teechs u how to paly BROOS”

gotta love the round 4 draw with the wife and then both win round 5 to both make t8 cut and prize 🤑🤑🤑

locked in for DC, BnB booked with the homies and train tickets purchased. excited for another weekend of fun 🥰

when this game finally releases yall might not see me outside of modern RCQ posting 🤪

i think i just won at wikigacha????

no shoebox this weekend as we had hoped, but did finally get to see Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie with @skilled-drizzler.bsky.social and holy fuck it ripped

The trans agenda is to be hot

Watching the World Baseball Classic. Cal Raleigh is up. My wife says “that guy’s got a big butt” I tell her: “you’ll never guess what his nickname is”

i don’t think anyone should be surprised by these lol

escaping southern new england for a place with less snow (northern new england) for the weekend

My Q2 signings list has been finalized! Please check out this list of super-talented folks who will be autographing our #MTG cards for us in a few months! @alejandropacheco.bsky.social Alexander Khabbazi Anna Podedworna Ben Millar (1/?) 🧵 MountainMageSigs.com #MagicTheGathering #MTGArt

i highly recommend lesbianism

any mutuals still need a team for the shoebox team limited event? wife and I need a third (to play magic with) 🥺

WFH on a snowy day is so much better for my soul than being in the office

Hahaha, Amber Glenn's ripping Magic packs with Alysa Liu during the Closing Ceremony.

both big storms this winter are divine punishment for SCG not hosting events in New England when you really think about it

went 0-5 lmao but i have my nonfoil guides through the power of friendship lfg

deck: assembled Brunch: clonquered cards to get signed: prepped to get mailed ladies and gentlemen, i’m locked tf in

climbing brunch mountain before collecting my ocelot pride 💪

i’m gonna level with you kitten the walls are closing in on daddy

Fish Poem

A Little Off The Top

i stg philip, if you give me another 6 weeks of winter today we are gonna need to find another groundhog. a girl needs some warmer weather

me and you know exactly who

that moment when she's yapping passionately

the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like a lot, dawg

so why the fuck am I seeing that Noah Rabin is in Richmond for another pro tour after he said he was done for competitive integrity or whatever lame excuse he made for his cheating?

watching coverage today and my god some people have such mid choice in land arts. am i really gonna have to start shock shaming???

man i fucking love new england 🥰

Friends being back in town means we have to celebrate their recent marriage and win a little trivia 🥰