may not be a magic trip this weekend, but we can’t miss the usual @themantisrider.bsky.social and Becca public transit selfie :)

dunno why people are doubting this shit causes autism, even the container is built like a fucking lego

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

as a trans woman, i think i can really have some authority in saying that the most devastating part of the american political scene since 2016 is that now one of the best Mac Miller songs is now entirely unlistenable 😔

ob shjt oh fucc she’s spreading misinformation on the internet again >:((((

this is not a drill, ya girl is gonna spend an irresponsible amount of money on a W6 AP

jeez, 2 years on E goes fast. it was quite literally the best thing i ever did for myself. funny how when you take care of yourself stuff starts to fall into place. 🥰 now i get to wake up every morning next to the most kind, caring, thoughtful, amazing woman 😍

Heck yeah it does!

I wish you WOULD

another day, another *checks notes* wake up at 4am and not fall asleep. this shit is gonna be the end of me

boston tourism day, first stop was my favorite aquarium in the world! becca bought the shark hoodie

make a band as singular: The Wonder Year

i’ve been beaching this summer like it’s my job. and with my beloved partner in crime too 😍 i’m a lucky gal

i’ve play such shitty magic lately, and i think it’s cause i’m a tired and anxious mess. i feel like i need to sleep for like 3 days straight to be a person again and then maybe i could be allowed to crack a fetch.

given up on caring about standard in a vivi world and already cooking for post bans feels so liberating

new personal goal: become the jonbois of magic

Playing pauper

Oh what’s my greatest treasure? The girl reading this 😏

kibler google: how do i ratatouille my friends into not self sabotaging and fumbling baddies

came to the conclusion that @themantisrider.bsky.social’s biggest red flag is that she’s a yorion apologist. i’ll leave to the reader to determine if that’s a good or bad thing

spiders georg

trying not to crash out over car troubles but i stg if the shop calls me later and tells me it’s gonna be some obscene number to fix my car after the last few days, im gonna lose it.

i know for bottom surgery they usually give neovagina, but is there a way to get like a nice certified preowned model instead of buying new? asking for a friend…

okay, this might be a bit of a niche ask, but does anyone have a line on a French Duels of the Planeswalkers Grave Titan? obvi not possible to order from overseas right now, but I would like to try and get it signed by @lucasgracianoart.bsky.social in Baltimore in October. Reposts super appreciated!

ahhhh shit… 2-0-1 playing dimir faeries,,.., please no not like this

wtf modern not firing tonight for sure so we are giving up and playing fucking PAUPER?!? this better not awaken anything in me

Me: Chatgpt, I just lost my RCQ win and in. What flavor of tide pod do you recommend? Chatgpt: Tough beats girlfriend 😭😭😭 but everybody knows the blue flavor is the best 💅🤪🌊🧊

Local lesbian tranny stays winning: Friendly Local Game Store changes standard to 7pm start time so she can get there after work :)))))))

Another Modern Monday, another 2-0-1 split with my love @themantisrider.bsky.social. Modern is sick, wide open, and super rewards format knowledge. Modern haters can miss me with whatever complaints they have, I’ll keep having fun and playing a different random deck each week 💜

I don’t think I need to play limited anymore, I’ve already had the most fun a girl can have.

Sunrise is beautiful

I think everyone can relate to tummy problems Victreebel (NFS)

I dont have "daddy issues" stop crediting a man for decades of my mother's hard work

2-1, only lost a round to a friend borrowing my Boros Energy cards and it was kinda a close one. Might just occasionally break this out for funsies

1. Four more VA school districts announce they will not capitulate to Trump demands for trans bathroom bans. They show more fight than prestigious universities and hospitals that have bowed. In response, the Trump admin will revoke lunch money for hungry kids. Subscribe to support my journalism.

Won this evenings Pioneer Challenge :) Vivi in every format all the time WEEEEEEEEEE. Decklists/matchups in alt text, whole lot of mountains cast on the other side of the table :3 @fireshoes.bsky.social

Playing through pkmn White again with @themoonsage.bsky.social and gonna scrap every so often between gyms and I don’t think they understand just how fucking cooked they are

Siri, play Jack Johnson

Honestly would have reconsidered the move to New England if I knew they didn’t have Wawa or Sheetz. Like we just have Cumbies like wtf is that even

Now that I've played in my first cEDH event I feel incredibly qualified to tell you it's basically Munchkin.

Took the week off to play the new WoW patch (and still playing it obv it FUUUUCKS) made top 8 for the afternoon one, lost in finals for the 10PM one which was a mistake to register for I'm so tired. Decklist/matchups in alt text etc etc etc

Corporate would like you to spot the difference:

1. Major good news for trans students in Loudoun County. The school board has decided to defy Trump, will not ban trans kids from bathrooms. They have shown more guts than Ivy League universities and hospital systems, which have capitulated. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Lukewarm Mulligan

driving back from a wonderful weekend with @beccaandsix.bsky.social’s dad and his wife’s family in Vermont.

Nearly forgot that tomorrow is Monday modern, might fuck around and register this guy:

I've received some objects of great Power

VIVI WHO??? Split the finals of the hex + co 2 slotter today to secure my first invite of the season with my sweet baby boy Gev. Lizards are back on the menu tell your friends 🦎 🦎 🦎