Fish Poem

A Little Off The Top

i stg philip, if you give me another 6 weeks of winter today we are gonna need to find another groundhog. a girl needs some warmer weather

me and you know exactly who

that moment when she's yapping passionately

the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like a lot, dawg

so why the fuck am I seeing that Noah Rabin is in Richmond for another pro tour after he said he was done for competitive integrity or whatever lame excuse he made for his cheating?

watching coverage today and my god some people have such mid choice in land arts. am i really gonna have to start shock shaming???

man i fucking love new england 🥰

Friends being back in town means we have to celebrate their recent marriage and win a little trivia 🥰

Also if anyone can help me sell my magic collection that would be incredible, trying to stay afloat rn

Apparently this comic is going around on other websites again and getting the usual "but my gender dysphoria is actually super bad" responses and like Sorry but calling yourself an ogroid thaumaturge or whatever is about as effective for that as coping with allergies by taking a hammer to the face.

My friend Luna and I are selling stickers we made to raise money for our dear friend Lu who was hit really hard by vet bills for their two cats in 2025. Any amount you're able to contribute will go a long way towards helping them. <3 fundrazr.com/LuAndKitties

this weekend has been enough to give me some extra drive to put in the work and practice more. with playing weekly events, i have enough to get me this far, if i put in the work, no reason i can’t be cashing and pushing for pro tour invites.

Amy, orders an Uber/Waymo for us. me: idk about this, it’s so weird Amy and I get on the train to get back to the airport me: WAOW THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT WAYMO THING

we’re smoking straight moonglove. i’ve been on kithkin crumbly kush brownies since you were a candle-flame, kid. Take one hit of the blunt and you’ll WISH it was blight.

Was close yesterday to converting to a day 2, but was happy with most of my play. decided to lock in for the Modern Super RCQ today and managed to get my 5-1 🥰 metalcraft is such a crazy deck and outside of my loss to prowess, i was very proud of my play. decklist in alt text

Slightly diminish a band: The Wonder Months

it’s not even particularly close. had a new player show up to locals and i mentioned i missed the card and he starts gushing about exactly my list and didn’t know it was my baby

Atlanta Results time!! R1 v Jeskai Artifacts 0-1, 0-2 - opponent had the sauce, i didn’t hit my 3rd land drop for my tidebinder g1, then flooded g2 while opponent drew hot. oh well

shout out to the trans woman flight attendant who offered us booze on our 8am flight

boat selfie! on our way to spotlight atlanta!!

atlanta prep, the wrong way. can’t wait to lose matches this weekend to my own abysmal play

feel like shit just want her… oh hey there, loch mare 😍

loving the lorwyn spoilers, but the lack of shamans in the set makes me wonder if we are finally at the time that we retire the type line and give a power boost to Rage Forger with an errata

top 8 an RCQ today and then come home and finally hang this up? productive sunday. wish i closed better, but was not really in the mental space and was crashing out and then brought it back. if i didnt have my rock @themantisrider.bsky.social, wouldn’t have gotten my second wind. 💜

another new year can mean only one thing…

also we going hard with the food game this year. baked mac with sautéed onion and crispy chorizo on top

goal for 2026: do more bad art and get better at it

coming home from work to the wife singing Washington Square Park by The Wonder Years to herself 🥰 i don’t think there’s ever been a girl luckier than i

this is someone who has lost the light of our lord and savior Thraben Charm

passing off control of this post to my wife, who has very strong opinions about me for some reason:

sometimes you gotta do it up a little when the wife requests a special dinner for the end of the semester 🥰😘

i may only doodle on average 1 token a week i’m happy with, but sometimes they turn out kinda okay. maybe i should get a few paint markers

good clip from the camera match yesterday :3 www.twitch.tv/bcs8995/clip...

together forever

Amy registers Strix Serenade (a card that there have definitely never been tokens printed for) so i guess i have some doodle time between rounds

charity modern tourney today. playing all my favorite cards. two awesome things about this tournament other than that i’m gonna win it: it’s open decklist and it’s being streamed on twitch.tv/bcs8995

Charity Modern Tournament today for Alzheimer’s research. Somehow I am not a for fun gamer and instead am registering the most missionary Boros Energy list imaginable. Genuinely sad I didn’t stick to my guns about bringing Hedron Crab instead, but oh well 🤷‍♀️

I love my people so much

i promise i’m a bubbly happy gal, don’t worry about my chronically sad taste in music

i love blor the impervious

today may be a monday, but getting the news as soon as i walk in the door that im being offered a dispatch position at work is a wonderful fucking feeling. LETS FUCKING GO!!!

Def not clickbait 3-0 post!! pioneer weekly at my LGS that’s trying to get a scene back together for America’s Format! R1 2-0 BW Auras R2 2-1 UR Creativity R3 2-1 UW Control please Wizards bring back my favorite format so we can do sick things again, it has such potential if you don’t let it rot 💜💜💜

local pioneer event at the store today, do i play a real deck or make it so people never come back to the store?

Made finals of the Standard Chally with Dimir Bounce! Never really played the deck when it was around with TTAB, but its a lot of fun to play with cooler TTAB! Matchups/decklists in alt text @fireshoes.bsky.social

Chat I may have just eaten 30-40 picante olives for dinner

to the girl in the row of seats ahead of us: i don’t care what he did to you, consulting ChatGPT as your trauma counselor or therapist isn’t it

incredible high roll on our way home, breakfast burritos to go from the restaurant next to the gate and the only empty seat on the plane in between us. Always lucky, never didn’t have it