Not a weed!

It goes Palm Sunday, Holy Thursday, Good Friday, Holy Saturday, Easter Sunday, Easter Monday, Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day.

I named my rowing machine after @kaniehtiio.bsky.social.

"And when they bit into the ears, they found the bunny to be empty."

SPOILER ALERT: If you're going to watch "Last One Laughing" (Amazon Prime), do not watch this clip. youtu.be/FF1wGNy-iOk?...

On this hallowed day, we are reminded that a prank is just a cruelty toward a loved one.

Laura Dern to star in Epstein investigation limited series from Adam McKay www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

No Kings, Winchester, Virginia. (shout-out to that morning's event in Charles Town, West Virginia, which was far more spirited and publicly visible--no photos taken)

I joked this week that Trump’s presidency has proceeded as if he hired a crack team of consultants to come up with ways to make prices go up. Increasingly feels like the Israeli government is trying its hardest to drive its approval ratings in the US as low as possible.

You'll know I've hit the Powerball when you see this in my foyer.

Please @chrislhayes.bsky.social , @allinwithchris.bsky.social , @joyannreid.bsky.social , @katiephang.bsky.social , start pronouncing it mar-KWANE.

Take a bow, Barbie. youtube.com/shorts/vXKPS...

@crockett.house.gov Keep kicking ass and naming names in the House! 🌻

T***p's military bombed a building full of schoolgirls to distract from the allegations of what he did to schoolgirls.

More Americans will die from this war than would ever have been killed by any Iranian nuke.

First time, we got that "USA! USA!" chant. This time, Kash Patel in the locker room, guest shot at the State of the Union, and Big Macs at the White House. I hope the US Men's Hockey Team never wins again.

ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm transitioning from pens back to pencils-- * no running out of ink * no priming scribbles * less plastic waste * pencil sharpeners are just fun

Digging around some hard drives and found this blast from the past... (@pftompkins.bsky.social @caissie.bsky.social)

@katiephang.bsky.social the potty mouth! 👄🧼

Hey, Democrats, go ahead and attend the State of the Union, but only if you react in real time with this silhouette as your spirit guide.

During the first season of SESAME STREET in 1969, you could just have a quiet interlude with Bob McGrath singing “Good Morning Starshine” alongside some Hippie Anything Muppets…

If this picture doesn't sum up the state of this country. The regime took down an American flag to hang a banner with a picture of the Supreme Leader on the Department of Justice building.

Jordan Peele in drag can give @davesfoley.bsky.social a run for his money.

This week's (bootleg) handiwork.

Happy Valentine's Day

I think "manfluencers" are the perfect tools.

Are we 100% certain that Kid Rock and the MyPillow guy are two different people?

New pickup line: "I've been banned from ski-jumping." 😉

Who's envious of the socks I got for Xmas?

Written by Catherine O'Hara 💔

Alternative titles: Not So Pretty Woman Midnight Cowgirl Klunt

When the (unofficial) Countdown app becomes 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

Either that pickup truck has a payload cover or that guy is hauling a capacity load of snow. 🛻

Letting the dogs outside in winter is like being a paratrooper commander. I'm standing by an open door, patting them on the back, shouting, "Go! Go! Go!" 🪂

On my cardio machine listening to Lalo Schifrin music (from "Bullitt") while watching the last 50+ seconds count down on my timer. Intense.

If only there were a Golden Globes category for Berating the Audience When a Joke Bombs or They Disagree With You.

Yes.