"I switched all the labels on my wife's Spice Rack." "I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin."

First 2 cases of flesh-eating screw worms reported in the UK

Just been chatting on-stage at the Cheltenham Science Festival, the night after I was no-platformed on Question Time with the ‘mainstream’ candidates, so I’ve taken my revenge and invited none of them.

it's taken how long... before everyone could cope with anything not being myki???

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well, of bloody course it does. all of them. the market is not sufficiently large to support a privatised market where the companies invest in improving the network, whilst making a generous profit. privatise it again.

The Great Grey Owl Mother with chicks, and the babies at 5 weeks learning to climb trees!

Trump: "CNN's a very corrupt organization, with a corrupt reporter standing right there," "Never smiles. She's a young, beautiful woman (who) never smiles. I see her standing there with hatred in her eyes." This is how the President talks to women in 2026 and we just let it go.

Flesh-eating screwworms confirmed in Texas. 👇

#Opera #PenePati Heard this latter-day #Pavarotti on #Youtube a few months ago. Well worth a listen. He is going far! 🙏👏👏👍👍 www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...

Good morning Wülferhampton. Have a fantastic Friday you fabulous freaks #FOF

Was bound to happen 😂😎

The SAVE America Act Just Failed In The Senate.👏👏👏😎 The measure, which would have required voter ID and proof of citizenship nationwide, was rejected 48-50. Republican senators Thom Tillis, Lisa Murkowski, Mitch McConnell, and Susan Collins voted no.

amazing! i never knew Fargo was on the Sunshine Coast!!!

an excellent advertisement for why you should ditch your ICE vehicle and either buy an EV, or... ...just ditch the car permanently!

"It's fit and well you're looking" as we'd say in Ireland . "Under Seige 4" is about Steven Seagal's belt buckle. Russian stooge and full time tankie

the US is fucking contemplating what??? oh, what could possibly go wrong! would Israel be able to deploy US forces and assets as their own? goodness me...

7news.com.au/news/aussie-.... #News #Health #Aus #Heart

the willingness of politicians in the US to stand up and say things like this. they behave like a criminal enterprise.

it's getting worse and worse. who the hell came up with this excuse to levy tariffs? what next? 15% tariffs on nations that don't mandate milk and cookies before bedtime?

has anyone seen that asshole octopus???

"The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost....for none now live who remember it." vale Generation Y.

a fascinating short little read. has the US finally had enough of Trump?

oh, i have to go see this!!! starting on the ground floor, and heading upstairs until i exit via the basement.

much like happened with Google Glass, people wearing these will simply be assaulted and the glasses destroyed. it was a stupid idea then. and given it was tried once before... it is a doubly stupid idea this time.

When octopuses are stressed, they retreat into hiding to avoid attention, showcasing their unique coping mechanisms in the ocean's depths.

Best view of Eastleigh. 120kmh.

While this phrase is almost universally attributed to Albert Einstein, it was actually written by author Rita Mae Brown in her 1983 book Sudden Death: "Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is the Definition of Insanity"!

Some of us, yes. Not me, sadly. I just remember asking teammates a lot of questions like "Why has someone given us money to build this" and "This sucks, who would ever use this?"

Good Morning Bob Welp….😻☕️☕️☕️☕️

From MAD Magazine, 1990

Grok, Musk’s AI tool, continues to be used to create non-consensual nudes of women and girls, despite his repeated assurances that he has “fixed” the issue. 🧵2/3

I'm a huge fan of Dolly Parton. We're the same age and height, but she can sing better. Shame on Missouri Republicans for slashing funding to Dolly's Imagination Library, which provides free books to over 170,000 children every month. They must reverse these cuts immediately.

Hell yes, former Interior Secretary Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico Democratic primary for Governor and if elected, she will make history as the nation's first Native American governor. 💙

why don't journalists do this?

A coalition of seven blue states sued the Trump administration after it paid a French company nearly $1 billion in taxpayer money to not build offshore wind farms. https://cnn.it/4abGPNB

oh, read the thread... he never lost the election to biden. nope. not me. never.

Jess Cartner-Morley on fashion: forget your go-to maxidress – less is more this summer

Why am I hearing the imperial march from Star Wars when looking at that photo? 🤔

Release The Epstein Files NOW!😡

the rest of the crew will be telephone sanitizers and marketing execs.

Beautiful view of Earth from space taken from the International Space Station (view fullscreen). 📽: NASA Johnson 💫💙💫💙💫💙💫

Western Sydney University’s pro vice-chancellor for quality and integrity... wrote an opinion piece on using AI: urged students to “do the work” and not cut corners by using such technology. ...is busted for using #AI to write the newspaper article! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

a great fun little read. it's amazing what is lying just under your feet in some European cities! some intact ceramics have survived and been found because they had a "soft landing" when discarded. read on...

#caturday #cats