Clinkety-clink sixty-six

In the song, the protagonist has been working for the council for twenty years. Offord… has not

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Sweden, Germany, the Netherlands, Canada and France will participate alongside Denmark to expanded military exercises in Greenland. Scoop with @victorjack.bsky.social and Chris Lunday www.politico.eu/article/denm...

Sweden is over Trump's nonsense about Greenland and is sending in troops. SWEDEN, PEOPLE.

Woman pulled out of UK ultra marathon after death threats over her fundraising for Afghanistan

Ruin a band by changing one letter Wolf Lice

Iranians should not believe any help will arrive

A UK ban (which Musk seems to be goading for) is a way to push Starlink to new UK customers. Starlink bypasses geoblocks from ICO etc

Nadim Zahawi arrived in the UK from Iraq as a child refugee. His family claimed asylum once they were here. Today he has joined Reform who will stop all in country asylum applications. Under his new party, his own family fleeing persecution would be immediately deported.

HM Govt can still get off X irrespective of Ofcom's investigation

Parkrun website seems to be struggling under load. Great to see the demand in January

But what if I also don't have any social skills

Old school - email your MP and tell them to get off X. Mine is a cabinet minister. Their job depends on you, the voter.

The list of services that should not be connected to your medical records is very long, and AI chatbots has to be near the top.

BBC 6Music news this morning, the only American accent I’m hearing belongs to propagandist Kirsty Noem

BREAKING Irish Govt to move Grok to another parish.

Is going online safer now, because of the Online Safety Act?

ICE will be waiting for him when he leaves court

More than 100 people gathered in a Glasgow park to watch someone get kicked in the balls

I wish Denmark well in this endeavour. However, I have been watching these transition attempts over the last 20-25 years, and they're rarely fully successful. Here are some things we should look out for (a non-exhaustive list!): 1/7

Kidnapper Trump has today said that "kidnapped" is a good description of the kidnapping which took place

Sir Keir Starmer has just been kidnapped by American special forces. In a statement from his cell he said "gosh thank you so much, this is great!"

One very faint silver lining is that when the ICC issues arrest warrants for these people they’ll not be able to visit here again

If Xi Jinping invaded Taiwan right now, and toppled the president there, on what grounds would the United States object? Or have any credibility to say anything?

Keir Starmer, you're the lawyer, why can't you see (and say) this? bsky.app/profile/chad...

Our PM Starmer, there

Reuters is crap. Pass it on

Coming up on nine years

We might speak of boycotting the World Cup, but then go quiet when the first ball is kicked

Multiple detonations. (via Faytuks Network on Twitter)

They could, y’know, switch off the ’undress’ feature while they fix the CSAM, but they’re choosing to not do that

Noncebot X is inarguably evil now

EV demand has risen worldwide, but Tesla demand has cratered

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

This is a great strategy and he should stick with it

How do we stop the government seeing this

Happy 56th birthday to all security and privacy pros on social media :)

Music videos will be a surprise to regular viewers

“After a hard day at work, the last thing you want to do is fritter away your precious downtime slumped on the sofa in a dazed doomscroll.” Wrong.

The Kennedy Center is ending the year with a new round of artists saying they are canceling scheduled performances after President Donald Trump's name was added to the facility. n.pr/4qx6Ts7

Really looking forward to getting this year out of the way, next year is bound to be better. - me being wrong every year since 2014

aljazeera gets it www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12...

It begins. And we only have ourselves to blame

The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

Don't feel guilty or selfish for taking the time to exercise esp over the holidays. It's actually a selfless act- you feeling better physically & mentally is better for your loved ones, community, employer, the health system. It's your gift to the world🎄

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