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@veryeva.bsky.social
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i am very eva
she’s straight up my hero
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about 24 hours ago
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the cats are playing die hard again
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1 day ago
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safe to assume i don’t have any latent rage-based powers of pyrokinesis bc it would have become obvious
3 days ago
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everything about modern existence is pure evil, starting with the cvs by my house
3 days ago
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the social order at work is breaking down bc morale is so bad, i expect by february the whole system will be grunting in the mud like pigs
about 1 month ago
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pov; he is coming to Get You
3 months ago
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i love to get so anxious i can’t feel my fingers over something i made up in my imagination
3 months ago
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mr. pete is one coffee tall
3 months ago
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sleepy petey / awakey petey
3 months ago
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i wish i just hated my job lmao that would be so much easier. alas i actually care deeply about it!!! which is why the constant effort to make it impossible to do well or meaningfully keeps making me cry like a big gay baby
3 months ago
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SOMEbody got goat milk all over himself this morning
3 months ago
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Patrick Cosmos
3 months ago
If you are a billionaire governor I don’t think posting ”damn that’s crazy” counts as doing everything in your power
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i feel insane i feel insane i feel insane!!!
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3 months ago
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jb pritzker sack the fuck up
3 months ago
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Matt Browner Hamlin
3 months ago
Why is Pritzker letting IL state cops help ICE abuse his state??
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The TRiiBE
3 months ago
NEW — A lot happened today. • Multiple protesters were arrested outside the ICE “processing” facility in Broadview. • Chicago Ald. Jesse Fuentes was handcuffed and detained by ICE agents inside a hospital ER.
thetriibe.com/2025/10/illi...
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Illinois State Police assist feds in Broadview protest, Chicago alderperson cuffed at hospital, rapid responders tear gassed in Logan Square • The TRiiBE
A roundup of ICE activity in the Chicagoland area on Oct. 3.
https://thetriibe.com/2025/10/illinois-state-police-assist-feds-in-broadview-protest-chicago-alderperson-cuffed-at-hospital-rapid-responders-tear-gassed-in-logan-square/
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i might not be here for a fun reason (colonoscopy chauffeur) but the upper peninsula is so beautiful and it smells INCREDIBLE up here
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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no one can stop me from eating a bigass slice of pizza for lunch
3 months ago
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i love this dude so much already
4 months ago
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meet pete 🥰
4 months ago
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i’m usually way too nervous to use much sign when i’m out and about but i met a deaf kid at work today and gave it a shot and we understood each other and it was so cool
4 months ago
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i will not let my stupid little heart harden or give up on believing things can be good
4 months ago
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tomorrow i have to download a spreadsheet and email it to someone and do you know how many explanatory emails i have gotten today in advance of this complicated task? it’s more than 6!
4 months ago
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thinking about smoking some weed and then listening to some music, what do you nerds know about THAT
4 months ago
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i’m going to war with THE university of chicago
4 months ago
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so when do we all snap. is it soon??
4 months ago
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they’re talking about the us marshals visiting at work……
4 months ago
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Sridhar Ramesh
4 months ago
Videogames are a waste of time. But so is your job.
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saved a house centipede from the shower this morning and my reward was dumb bullshit at work… damn ok
4 months ago
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not to belabor this point. but everyone at work has lost their goddamn minds
4 months ago
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biz keeps yelling at me in my dreams to get another cat… okay brother !!! heard
4 months ago
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(chanting) ZACH! ZACH! ZACH!
5 months ago
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i’m too old to go to lolla but i’m NOT too old for promotional free stuff on my lunch break. i’m exactly right for that in fact
5 months ago
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doing pretty good on this actually. twice i have peed in peaceful company with one that lives in my bathroom and thanked him for his services
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5 months ago
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blew my boss’s mind by telling her AI is bad for the environment, something of which she was not aware at all apparently
5 months ago
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everything is sooooo bad. “lol”
6 months ago
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i’ve decided to no longer be afraid of house centipedes. progress is incremental so far
6 months ago
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i have a new outfit
6 months ago
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you have no idea how much i earned this
6 months ago
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listening and learning
6 months ago
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it’s my turn to go be bouncer backup at a drag story time today, do you think the homophobes have lost interest since june is almost over
7 months ago
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oh god i really think they’re gonna do it… and then i’m Really Gonna Have To Do It
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7 months ago
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Patrick Cosmos
7 months ago
ICE arresting the NYPD is introducing deep quantum uncertainty into the Cool Zone
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i’m irritated and so in turn am choosing to be irritating as well
7 months ago
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i just KNOW they’re gonna make us do americas 250th birthday for next years summer readings theme and then i’ll have to publicly commit seppuku unfortunately
7 months ago
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jm
7 months ago
lmao imagine getting this "thats you" ass letter in 1642
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im an artist
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7 months ago
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making a normal card for my brother
7 months ago
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okay so this is what i’m hearing
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7 months ago
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