she’s straight up my hero

the cats are playing die hard again

safe to assume i don’t have any latent rage-based powers of pyrokinesis bc it would have become obvious

everything about modern existence is pure evil, starting with the cvs by my house

the social order at work is breaking down bc morale is so bad, i expect by february the whole system will be grunting in the mud like pigs

pov; he is coming to Get You

i love to get so anxious i can’t feel my fingers over something i made up in my imagination

mr. pete is one coffee tall

sleepy petey / awakey petey

i wish i just hated my job lmao that would be so much easier. alas i actually care deeply about it!!! which is why the constant effort to make it impossible to do well or meaningfully keeps making me cry like a big gay baby

SOMEbody got goat milk all over himself this morning

If you are a billionaire governor I don’t think posting ”damn that’s crazy” counts as doing everything in your power

i feel insane i feel insane i feel insane!!!

jb pritzker sack the fuck up

Why is Pritzker letting IL state cops help ICE abuse his state??

NEW — A lot happened today. • Multiple protesters were arrested outside the ICE “processing” facility in Broadview. • Chicago Ald. Jesse Fuentes was handcuffed and detained by ICE agents inside a hospital ER. thetriibe.com/2025/10/illi...

i might not be here for a fun reason (colonoscopy chauffeur) but the upper peninsula is so beautiful and it smells INCREDIBLE up here

no one can stop me from eating a bigass slice of pizza for lunch

i love this dude so much already

meet pete 🥰

i’m usually way too nervous to use much sign when i’m out and about but i met a deaf kid at work today and gave it a shot and we understood each other and it was so cool

i will not let my stupid little heart harden or give up on believing things can be good

tomorrow i have to download a spreadsheet and email it to someone and do you know how many explanatory emails i have gotten today in advance of this complicated task? it’s more than 6!

thinking about smoking some weed and then listening to some music, what do you nerds know about THAT

i’m going to war with THE university of chicago

so when do we all snap. is it soon??

they’re talking about the us marshals visiting at work……

Videogames are a waste of time. But so is your job.

saved a house centipede from the shower this morning and my reward was dumb bullshit at work… damn ok

not to belabor this point. but everyone at work has lost their goddamn minds

biz keeps yelling at me in my dreams to get another cat… okay brother !!! heard

(chanting) ZACH! ZACH! ZACH!

i’m too old to go to lolla but i’m NOT too old for promotional free stuff on my lunch break. i’m exactly right for that in fact

doing pretty good on this actually. twice i have peed in peaceful company with one that lives in my bathroom and thanked him for his services

blew my boss’s mind by telling her AI is bad for the environment, something of which she was not aware at all apparently

everything is sooooo bad. “lol”

i’ve decided to no longer be afraid of house centipedes. progress is incremental so far

i have a new outfit

you have no idea how much i earned this

listening and learning

it’s my turn to go be bouncer backup at a drag story time today, do you think the homophobes have lost interest since june is almost over

oh god i really think they’re gonna do it… and then i’m Really Gonna Have To Do It

ICE arresting the NYPD is introducing deep quantum uncertainty into the Cool Zone

i’m irritated and so in turn am choosing to be irritating as well

i just KNOW they’re gonna make us do americas 250th birthday for next years summer readings theme and then i’ll have to publicly commit seppuku unfortunately

lmao imagine getting this "thats you" ass letter in 1642

im an artist

making a normal card for my brother

okay so this is what i’m hearing