Starting to understand the fnaf universe. So when Vanessa becomes posessed by glitchtrap she inherits a gigantic dumptruck ass for some reason *nods and takes notes

“It’s a crime to be a Latino right now in New Orleans,” he said. “I can be arrested just because of my face.”

“It feels a lot like a storm where people have to stay inside and not go out… But it’s heartbreaking because it’s a storm that’s only affecting a third of the population and other people may not even be aware of it.”

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

The way to do this IS NOT to become a moderate Republican like Gavin Newsom. You must convince them that this is the only way and their reduced power and influence will be better than complete national destruction and self emolation to spite socialists (fascist death spiral) .

Should have been

Still baffling that people have difficulty identifying that the economic and political classes are seperate entities (and not homogenous) with independent agency. I thought the reemergence of fascism would illuminate this.

Nobody: Me at random points of the day for no reason:

Some say it is illegal to arrest a sitting president. It is not. The president is subject to the law like everyone. That none have been arrested in the U.S. is only a policy internal to the DOJ based on the need for continuity of government operations--a policy that never imagined a criminal POTUS.

Here's a short piece I wrote to explain to smart laypersons what the birthright citizenship clause is for and why it's in the Fourteenth Amendment. Excerpted from my forthcoming book. Ungated:

Does Zoolander exist in the Homelander universe

What if General Grant had a steam powered horse and a bionic liver ?

I welcome gary kasparov's pettiness since Russia formally turned fascist

No, it's actually Netflix' monster

Know your rights. Protect your neighbors. New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.

Deleted scene from Home Alone 2

Found out that several months ago Norway divested 2T from Caterpillar. That's almost comparable to the entirety of US treasury sales for a given year

This was probably the best scene in the movie

A closer look at the new life-sized Toy Chica animatronic from ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2’ Voiced by Megan Fox.

Five Nights at Uni’s?

Trump is the real scam. Always been. www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/b...

In Los Angeles, California, a man’s father was abducted and kidnapped by ICE. While attempting to locate him using a GPS tracker in his car, they discovered that his stolen truck was being driven around by an ICE Bounty Hunter during his off-duty period from December 2nd to December 3rd.

College would be so easy today. For biology I could just copy paste some essay about creationism and if they were like "this is the wrong class to write about this and also it's plagerized" I could just go on Twitter and rally a bunch of demented ppl until the teacher gave me an A

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara told his officers that they have a duty to intervene if they see ICE committing crimes and will be fired if they don't. We need more of this. www.ms.now/news/minneap...

Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.

Gavin Newsom comes out as a moderate republican

No federal waiting period for guns, but if you're dying from an ectopic pregnancy, you're just gonna have to die

The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it

History never changes #ICE

"When you see people call themselves revolutionary always talking about destroying, destroying, destroying but never talking about building or creating, they're not revolutionary. They do not understand the first thing about revolution. It's creating." – Kwame Ture

My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

It really is all about the dream of another Obama-like presidency. The country will be smoldering in ashes as these people dream of a Michelle first lady reading to schoolkids and the economy being okayish

Costco is a corporation. The American people are not

… and he SERVED ✨

another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful. I love you all today as well♡

Layoffs have hit over 1.1M so far this year — the most since the pandemic. Yet corporate profits continue to hit record highs, with corporations increasingly spending those earnings on stock buybacks to enrich execs and shareholders. This is what a rigged economy looks like.

Wiggle Wiggle

The second Trump administration has justified the tariffs using the International Emergency Economic Powers Act or IEEP. This law was enacted in 1977 and grants the president authority to address threats to national security and the economy.