tragic news tonight as three teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after huffing girl smell, they were found to have "lesbian lung", a terminal condition only recently medically discovered

hey girl are you pre op or post op (lobotomy)

We Slay-d for Queen Von 💅

t4t is like incest

incest is like t4t

no fwicking way

I'm afraid it's goated we're going to have to start the degoating operation immediately

jesus christ i love waking up with tits

yeah i might be cringe but yeah

i'm organizing a field dildo cleanup day, we're gonna go around and pull them up by the suction cups. would u like to join us? it counts as community service

guys i know the field dildos are beautiful but they're invasive and are choking out the native butt plug population

opening my combination sandwich shop, post office and woodwind instrument store, subs, missives and reedables

@ every transfem on here

who cracked your egg? i was telling my friend about Najimi Osana from Komi-san, and he brought up non-binary people, which i didn't know about. hearing about it made me wonder about my own gender identity and i played around with they/them pronouns until i realized i'm a girl :3

i genuinely forget that not all girls have a penis

tragic news tonight as three teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after huffing girl smell, they were found to have "lesbian lung", a terminal condition only recently medically discovered

she say do you love me i tell her i am farting

step on me pls

i wish italy was real 😔

they did bottom surgery on a grape

sorry for being a silly woman i was just trying to lalala~ lala

they should invent a transbian who doesn't live 1000 miles away from me

This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society Please direct people to this version

SHUT UP!!! *laminates you*

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one sentence horror story: no more lesbians

@harbingerofhead.bsky.social theres this song called Harper, its in my favorite album and i really like it :3 open.spotify.com/track/4WyNTo...

FNaF Sister Location

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i need to be folded into an origami crane

watching seagulls fight for territory

meow