tragic news tonight as three teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after huffing girl smell, they were found to have "lesbian lung", a terminal condition only recently medically discovered

hey girl are you pre op or post op (lobotomy)

t4t is like incest

incest is like t4t

I'm afraid it's goated we're going to have to start the degoating operation immediately

jesus christ i love waking up with tits

i'm organizing a field dildo cleanup day, we're gonna go around and pull them up by the suction cups. would u like to join us? it counts as community service

guys i know the field dildos are beautiful but they're invasive and are choking out the native butt plug population

opening my combination sandwich shop, post office and woodwind instrument store, subs, missives and reedables

tragic news tonight as three teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after huffing girl smell, they were found to have "lesbian lung", a terminal condition only recently medically discovered

she say do you love me i tell her i am farting

i wish italy was real 😔

they did bottom surgery on a grape

SHUT UP!!! *laminates you*

penis dumb, penis stupid, bury it in egypt call that penis entombment penis on a female, penis in high detail, sell it in a store and its penis retail

one sentence horror story: no more lesbians

@harbingerofhead.bsky.social theres this song called Harper, its in my favorite album and i really like it :3 open.spotify.com/track/4WyNTo...

FNaF Sister Location

i need to be folded into an origami crane

watching seagulls fight for territory

meow

oh for the love of gock

for sale: two chug jugs, never drank

cheater cheater pumpkin fucker

chicken genders

microwave selfie

im like if a boy and a girl had a baby

dyeing my hair to match my cutiemark