This beautiful art inspires me! Forget “aging like a fine wine,“ we should all start saying “aging like a piece of fine premium quality copper” instead! Thoughts? 🤔

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February 6th is the start of the Winter 2026 Olympics in Milan, Italy! They should start offering a Copper Medal! It *IS* in the same column as gold and silver in the Table of Elements after all. Good luck to Sumer’s finest athletes . #firstplaceinmyheart #finequalitycopper

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I sell the finest quality copper in Ur. I am also willing to deliver elsewhere in Mesopotamia. Send DM to inquire about prices.