when i grow up i want a zip drive

i think a lot of people dont understand that u can stream sometimes and not call urself a Streamer

can i go to bed yet

the world belongs to the girls who arent afraid to give themselves main character names

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i am going to bite you

a tiny wife

starting a small business selling slightly small furniture to corporate landlords so they can make the rooms look bigger in apartment listings

life is a vewn short

260307_014434_C.clj tweegeemee.com/i/260307_014434_C #ProceduralArt#generative

society if i was playing vintage story with my beloved friends rn

i was about to post this picture and b like waow this game is awesome you can watch autistic outsider films in-game and then an obelisk fell out of the sky and the impact violently threw around literally everything i own

雀のハーピーちゃん

ive always wanted to picture what the place looks like

cities skylines 2 is like the kerbal space program 2 of cities skylines

intellectual discourse

Lick Up the Butter, You Dog! (3)

someone gets REAL fucking bratty when they get pent up

i love you!

i cant believe they made a game about the second space shuttle mission

parasitoid flies adapted to lay eggs in pill bottles

the thing about box fans is theyre so perfect for windows that you put it in the window and never move it. so if you want air that isnt outside air ur fucked. u gotta have two fans

i would post stretch marks but all my pics are bad

i gotta glue my mouse's teeth in because they keep falling out

the most superstitious spiritual mother fucker you know: yeah i just think all religion is bad

my mouth tastes a bit like blood and today feels a bit like a good day

can i go to bed yet

rawr

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voices of the void for me so far has been listening to signals of monstrous, extraterrestrial groaning and heavenly choirs and going "thats probably good data. send it"

carpet

i'm probably just being made to suffer nigh eternally for the sake of settling some karmic debt for actions i cannot name. it's probably fine

frankly its a miracle i still have ethernet with how many times ive violently tripped over the cable

mmmm lukewarm monster energy

Sheepish

i had a dream about paying rent

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in talk of tactility in interface design among all the tablet cars and whatnot i think people dont really stress the importance of specifically switches and toggles over just plain buttons. if we had a button renaissance it would not be enough

zzzz

nilered is a midwit in the purest sense of the word. i love him. me when i have to spend 20,000 dollars on tungsten because i'm bored

"would you have listened to me if i looked like *this*?" and it's the most beautiful chubby tgirls on the planet. yes i would ma'am

chill in n out fries in the fridge 3 hours then reheat 1 minute in microwave to make five guys fries #recipes

update: i fell asleep. my stoned ass burger put my burger in the fridge but left the *shake* out lmfao. thats the only thing you need to keep cold man!!!!!! you are smoking too much man!!!!!!

heartbreaking drama: getting in n out but i was sooo about to sleep

sneezing w estradiol under the tongue aerosolise that shit forcefem anyone who walks in

bitch's boiling food wondering why its tastes bad no flavour. buddy the flavour went through the holes of the colander and i know u wouldnt wanna b drinking la croix of fava bean anyway