I am decidedly unhorny on this page just because I like to keep my horny/nonhorny posts separate. Yet I follow many a horny account.

I'm not ready for Heartstopper Forever to come out tomorrow

Oh this is kinda cute tho

Scandals in Asheville, NC. Sadly closed down not too long after Helene

Y'all 👀 I was on Indeed and saw a GM posting for a location I've worked at for the company I work for. My nosey ass is SO curious why there's a posting.

I had to do it I haven't seen one yet.

I had to do it I haven't seen one yet.

Hi #gay Saw a rainbow at work while on break

like this post and this post will have one more like

I got locked out of my house last night :/ Basically my BIL, half-asleep, was locking up before he went to bed and latched the chain on the front door. He normally leaves it unlatched if I'm at work but wasn't thinking. I get home at 11:30 and can't get in. I called him and my sis, rang the Ring.

apnews.com/article/bonn... Damn :(

Seeing muscle gays comment on fat gays call them out for only having muscular friends is very entertaining. "We make friends with similar interests and motivations!" Fat people work out too. Fat people hike as well. Fat people go to clubs and parties as well.

Things that would make Bluesky better: 1) An actual moderation team and not just a shitty AI bot. One focused more on actual user safety than a random bulge. 2) Pics in DMs (with control options obviously) 3) A queue option to maintain account activity. 4) Stop pushing AI

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

I hate that to this day I still have to warn people not to trust the Google AI Search Summary because its very often wrong. I've searched something, glanced at the result, and knew it was the wrong info.

BREAKING: sources confirm Mitch McConnell is still alive but he’s trapped in the Phantom Zone from Superman 2

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

HOMOSEXUALS I've been trying to get this to be the drink of the summer for three years! Rosé French 77 1.5 oz Empress Gin 1 oz St Germaine .5 oz Lemon Juice Splash Simple Syrup Shake and strain into a champagne flute and top with sparkling Rosé. Garnish with lemon wheel. IT'S REALLY GOOD!

HOMOSEXUALS I've been trying to get this to be the drink of the summer for three years! Rosé French 77 1.5 oz Empress Gin 1 oz St Germaine .5 oz Lemon Juice Splash Simple Syrup Shake and strain into a champagne flute and top with sparkling Rosé. Garnish with lemon wheel. IT'S REALLY GOOD!

Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows

Current weather according to our weather vein 🫠

Got eight hours of sleep AT NIGHT for the first time in WEEKS

I am NOT looking forward to this, especially knowing it's gonna be humid as fuck

one tells you to be evil. the other tells you to be evil

Gonna rewatch REPO the genetic opera on Wednesday because its been a minute since I saw that pure artwork

Just realized I don't have any homework due this week because of a break I had no idea about for the 4th.

wait this is actually insane wtf

Not trying to flex this but its so weird to me people think I'm younger than I am? I tell people I'm 30 and they're like "no way I thought you were 24!"

Made a lasagna

still thinkin about how its wild a grown man got pissed his bottle of Lunazul got disposed of because they WEREN'T supposed to have it and were told such, then he proceeds to argue with security for 30 minutes about it.

I know a lot of people in Europe don't want to get AC units or don't have the money. DIY swamp coolers are a super cheap method to help cool a room on a hot day. They aren't perfect, but it can definitely make a difference. I recommend a cheap fan, a styrofoam cooler, lots of ice, and a PVC pipe.

Work has worn me out to the point today I've been super lethargic and my legs and back has been hurting

Two interviews this week and nothing from either 🙃 As a former recruiter... just send a fucking email to someone at least if they didn't get the job after an interview. Even something automated as a courtesy.

FINALLY got around to finishing this after not really being in a reading headspace. Overall I greatly enjoyed it, a great sequel that nicely ties things up. Good tension with the two villains, and I enjoy that the characters aren't perfect. #booksky #bookreview #queerlit #mlm

My dad wanted to drive around for Father's Day. We wound up going to Mt Mitchell, but didn't go to the top. None of us were really dressed for a hike, but I still got some good pictures. The drive up was beautiful.

‼️ #DragRaceSpoiler ‼️ NGL I wanted Joey to win that, I thought she did amazing! But Kennedy and Hershii also did amazing so not mad about it. And Kennedy KILLED that lip sync.

Made late night peanut butter cookies cuz I could

oh there's a society of the rich elite and billionaires founded by Peter Thiel that started in like 2004 and we found this list because their website was vibecoded so a hacker managed to get a full list of names. what a shock

Have a phone screen in a few, hopefully this one isn't so scammy. The recruiter though is giving some yellow flags, but we'll see how the actual screen goes.

Ah yes, are you going to shutter more studios you bought out?

Got new glasses, definitely getting used to the more metallic looking frames.

I wish coffee/caffeine worked for me in general. Like I can sit here and drink two cups of coffee and I will still feel super fucking tired.

Maybe the secret to not getting bad Overwatch matches during this Comp Rush is to play weird hours when most people are asleep. Like please I just want the pretty nameplate 🥲

happy pride

Oh group chats, still haven't allowed us to send pics through DMs though. The thing people have been asking for since the beta days

Had a phone screen with a recruiter yesterday for a part time remote job. Was pretty bog standard phone screen until we got to the technology section. They provided equipment. Great. It required ethernet not Wi-Fi. No problem. When you're training and clocked in, they always keep the camera going. 🚩

Straight men who call themselves bears is stolen valor btw.

I had a green laser shot into my right eye today am I cool yet