I’m fine with Cracker Barrel going back to its old logo, but when is it going to change its blatantly racist name? We’re all just fine with being called “crackers,” is that right?

The greatest tragedy is most people don’t appreciate what a great use of a Fletch quote this joke is.

You might find this picture morbid or eerie- odd in its own way, with unsettling details. Why is there a body on a door? Why is there no casket? And why is this happening in a lawn? It's a short story - one that makes the distant, abstract feeling of war suddenly tangible:

I don’t know about George Santos, but I’m reserving judgement until I hear who Kitara Ravache is endorsing.😁

A lot of people are excited for self-driving cars and so am I. Finally, I'll feel what it's like to kill a kid without having any personal responsibility! A variation on a Norm Macdonald joke…

This is a category error. People who foolishly think the problem with Tesla was not enough Musk have it exactly backward. He poisoned the brand because he’s involved. Getting more involved will not make it better.

DEI doesn’t really threaten anyone. It enhances innovation, equality and compassion. If people feel threatened by it, that’s their baggage showing up.

ONE IF BY LAND TWO IF BY D.C. the north end church in boston it’s 250 years today @northendpage.bsky.social

I was just informed by @chrislhayes.bsky.social (who flagged this on his show last week) that the grant cancellation leaves them just $133K short for this spring's national contest. We can handle that, can't we?

“They can take our cards, our board games, our Jenga, even our video games, but we will never let them take our (checks Technical Directive)…LINE DANCING!!!” Is it even really a fighting force without line dancing? Not in my America! 🇺🇸👊💃🕺🪩🔥

The Senator will be my guest tonight on @allinwithchris.bsky.social

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

The definition of SNAFU. At least he's profound in some way! Just the worst way possible. 🤦

If there is a silver lining, the stupidity is probably causing this to end quicker than if he were a strategic tyrant. Unfortunately, that's like saying "At least he's flying us straight into the ground, instead of flying us from DC to specifically crash into the NY stock market."

In case you missed it last night, here's my first take on the new tariffs imposed by the US. Recorded a few minutes after the Rose Garden press conference. A massive moment in geopolitics & economics. And one we'll be reckoning with for a long time to come youtu.be/RjtVQANSQf8?...

BREAKING: Citizens of Heard and McDonald islands have issued a statement after trump's 10% tariff. ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️ #canada #canadastrong #elbowsup #markcarneyforpm #cdnpoli #voteliberal #tariffs #tradewar #neverpoilievre #never51state #buycanadian #supportlocal

I am also dying to know how this White House list is ordered. It's not alphabetical, it's not by tariff rates, it's not population, it's not GDP, what is it???

Wait? Did someone tell him that wartime presidents had better approval ratings? I don’t think he knows that trade wars don’t count.

Oh wait, I’m not an idiot. Whoops… My bad!

I think that’s the same pricing as my local car wash! What an idiotic and oversimplified looking chart! 10% gets you 10%, but 20% gets 10%. Way to incentivize the EU, UK to raise tariffs to 20%.

If You Don’t Support Due Process For Non-Citizens, Then You Don’t Support The Constitution

Money corrupts, and money in politics corrupts completely.

Well, I think that’s just self care? Good title for a book about our current times, “Popping a gummie.”

Politics aside? What does that mean? How do you put politics aside? We’re all on the internet right now. Right?

One thing that is fairly clear at this point is that the entire point of whisking people out of the country with no due process in defiance of a judge's orders to put them into a foreign gulag *was so they could produce fascist content*.

US: Knock, knock, knock. Greenland: Nobody here but us narwhals… …are they gone yet? Usha not have come to Greenland.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social Hey: Question about these ongoing ICE detentions and deportations: Who is deciding which people get nabbed or detained? Is it ICE? Is it the Executive? Are people reporting on neighbors? I can’t figure it out. It seems both targeted and random.

Works great to dunk on student victims of school shootings as well. “Look at these kids trying to outrun my freedom seeds!” Also works for gun-inflicted suicides! Enjoy your death cult you fake-machismo, gun-fellating R motherfuckers.

Wait..? Did the Houthi Signal chat gang possibly think that Hootie and the Blowfish were threatening shipping lanes? Has anyone followed up on this to confirm? Is it really that far-fetched to think this might have been the case at this point?

That’s funny. I assumed the “catturd2” account had a lot more political influence across all media. Interesting!

Hey, did anyone ever notice you can’t spell Rasputin without Putin? I disagree with the thought that the American right have “Russophilia.” They don’t love Russia. I think they are just suffering from obvious Putin envy.

In some countries this position is known as a Political Officer.

Isn’t “El Salvador” Spanish for “Gulag”?

The West owes a huge debt to Mr. Gordievsky and all he gave and sacrificed to keep the Cold War cold. RIP.

But to be fair to his 94yo mother-in-law, she is too busy complaining about how her daughter married such a huge piece of shit. #MarraigeFraud

I don’t know. She looks pretty suspicious…next thing you’ll hear is ICE detaining Irish tourists bc they thought it was ISIS. It’s the dummies following the idiots over here.

It’s funny that I read the post below as Europe taking the responsibility “for the continent’s defense from the US” as Europe taking responsibility to defend itself from the US rather than defense from foreign enemies (Russia). That’s funny, right? Right?!

A scenario to make Churchill turn in his grave: Narrator to Churchill: - Brits are fighting the Russians. C: Ah. Again. - The Germans are on our side this time. C: What ? Well, good. - And the Americans are on the Russian side. C: WHAT ??

I read/watch everything Ed Conway does since I read his excellent Material Work book. You should too if you want to understand how the world and economy work on a global scale. Always fascinating!

Not that all the other stuff isn’t insane, but this is breathtakingly fuckin’ insane! Doesn’t anyone in the Pentagon have any sense? If I were in charge, I’d show them some BS plan that would provide a tell if this info got leaked to China. Midway island is running out of fresh water Elon!🤬

Not that all the other stuff isn’t insane, but this is breathtakingly fuckin’ insane! Doesn’t anyone in the Pentagon have any sense? If I were in charge, I’d show them some BS plan that would provide a tell if this info got leaked to China. Midway island is running out of fresh water Elon!🤬

Well…there goes the ceasefire.🤷‍♂️ #PutinLovesTrumpy

I believe it was Churchill who said, “From El Paso on the Mexican border to Niagara Falls on the longest peaceful, undefended international border in the world, a great, big, stupid Orange Curtain has descended around the Country.” #OrangeCurtain

Aboot time, Canada!👏🇨🇦

CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre. 🤣

This = very bad. 😖

Wait the crazy religion they made up for Conclave is actually real???

A must read for anyone seriously interested in saving America from it's current downfall.

Tesla owners are getting fed up with the brand. Polestar wants to reel them in, and it seems to be working. insideevs.com/news/752184/...