I’m a shooter (cum not guns 🫶)

Love that my job steady gives me MONDAY and TUESDAY off… BITCH who is throwing ass in a club on a Monday/Tuesday in Chicago??? But also if you know of a place let me KNOWWWW

happy international women's day to all my international women

LOVE makes this kitty go purr

Are you a girl that poops or a BITCH THAT SHITS 💅✨

You made Inside Out!! That’s LITERALLY Therapy: The Movie

Tipsy ama 😛

Using a water flosser to floss my teeth, using a bidet to floss my booty hole As above, so below

It's a bonus daily Gabriel.

I need smoking buddies in Chicago :(

HELPSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS

Note to self; stop wearing black and jerking off after a nap. Oh and invest in a fucking FACE MASK

Horny at work >:(

AIC: “You almost here? Thanks again for coming in today!” Me: “I’m omw yall! The train was delayed!” Actually me:

Don’t get me wrong; I LOVE my job but like can yall call ANYONE else in?? I only get two days off and now I gotta go in and like, YES, I love consuming cannabis but an “eXtRa SaMpLe 🤪” is not worth my relaxation 😭

As they SHOULD~ 🙂‍↕️

Count your days Xfinity bc why are yall going down every two days 😭

Okay my last one

So idk if it’s bc I’m hungover but I thought this was a portable glory hole?? 😭

Went to the bar and some dude came up to me and we made out for a hot minute 🥴

If the manager at dunkin keeps giving me free things imma have to let him DUNK THEM nuts in my mouth. I recognize this was a horrid pun and will be closing my account in 24hrs 💙

Need to shop here omg

Ong yall see the ghosts tryna possess me?? :(

Idk what the day is officially called but imma caption this “artistic pole” 🙂‍↕️

Wait why did this make me tear up 🥹

Wait you’re telling me I have to post pole in B&W on Mondays???

I had to get up bc my cats need food 😭 BUT this is what I deal with daily (my penis :D) and I’m just tired horny and hungry and now I’m word vomiting 🫦

I worked 16 hours consecutively between two different jobs and am JUST waking up from getting to sleep after 24hrs of being awake. Anyways I have a MEAN boner rn omg

Add me on PussyStation Network 😍 MoldySoapBox

My bartender any time I ask for a vodka redbull at this bar:

Me recently with my new ps5 but also suggest games bc I cannot be getting home at 12:30am and immediately start playing silent hill 2 bc my dreams have been PHUCKEDDD

I just woke up to shower for work and accidentally set it to the coldest setting so my hole essentially just did the polar plunge :(

stared at browt so much i had a vision

Boop! Your daily Gabriel. He had his yearly physical. He's in perfect health!

Nintendo looked at Cassette Beasts and said “lemme copy your home work but change the answers a lil bit” bc I KNEW pombon looked familiar 😭

“Great heavens! I do say I am near completion and would love to do so on your bosoms!” - a man in the 1800s probably

It’s 51 degrees in Chicago today; when we going to beach today ChicagHOLE moots 😛

My favorite love song lyric to date: “nut nut nuttin’ on you baby 💦 🥴” - B.o.B, 2010

Will show hole for RE:4R or Elden Ring ⭕️❌⭕️ (The emojis are representing my pulsating asshole btw 🥰)

LMFAOOOO~

Lowkey love that BlueSky has these lil labels for people it’s helpful and cute

Remembering the time @daykiyokki.bsky.social and I were talking and I was like “omg I LOVE Tina Shay!” I meant Tinashe 😭

Kinda need to be choked by big arms idk

Yeah idk if I’ll wear it outside of my apartment but like idk I’m nibbling a lil bit 😛