The same water you boil to harden eggs softens potatoes. Let that sink in 🤯

I GOT THE JOBBBBB

Maturing is realizing Halloween III: Season of the Witch is a good ass science fiction movie 🫦

Anyways we fucking pumpkins this year oooooor?

KPOP DEMON SQUIRTERS

Get in loser we’re gonna show the world we worthy. 💪🏼💛

Age yourself with a film you saw in cinema as a kid

Needed this so bad. I’ve been good with keeping my spirits high but I’m not gonna lie, it’s a lil scary venturing into the next chapter. But it had and has to be done. And mama didn’t raise a QUITTER, or a spitter but that’s in a different context 😛

you are never confined to who you once were. life is constant renewal. each season is an invitation to rebuild, reshape, and reintroduce yourself. you are not bound to the old story. you are the author of the new one and it is never too late to turn the page.

Trimmed (attempted to) my beard for round two of an interview AND two new ones tomorrow. I’m a girly on the GOOO (( I’m lying I hate doing this I just need money lmfao ))

Please give me all the chihuahua reaction pics; I collect them and the lil blob guy like trading cards 😛

this is the realest post I’ve ever seen on social media 🙂‍↕️

Thinking about the skeleton taxi driver in Halloween town and how he was able to even drive with no eyeballs

The owner:

Not to mention over 20 COWORKERS AND EMPLOYEES from my last job signed a petition for me to come back. Mind you that’s about 70% of their work force right there. Thank you universe ❤️

Second interview secured 💞

The one thing about me is that I bounce BACK. And I can clean up a lil bit lmao

I’ll be okay though; I’ve got a good support system, a great partner, and imma keep my head held high. Maybe it’s the toxic optimism but I won’t allow this to run or ruin me. I’ll dust off my shoulders and keep it moving.

So if anyone in the Chicago area wants to give me a hand in finding a good job or give me some recommendations I’m open. I’m sort of in a halfway state; kinda sad but kinda happy knowing I’m free of that place.

Just got laid off indefinitely because of the two supervisors that had issues with me solely bc I out did them in numbers and, for one of them (I suspect), because I’m gay.

I need @s404064.bsky.social to reprimand me at LEAST once a week or I know I’m not blueskying correctly 🫦

WAP if it was country: Gimme everything you GOT for this Moist Ass Cooter

I’m obsessed with bachata remixes of songs it’s SICK

Love the Liquid Glass HATE the battery drain 🫦

Anyways lemme rot at work for another hour because certain individuals can’t perform their job and I’m THEEE resident work bitch that has to pick up all the pieces 🥰🫦

Now why did I just see an AI THIRST TRAP of “modern day” Jesus in American flag shorts???

I actively have an ex who makes fake numbers to text me so if you have my new number/get a new number and text me PLS use your name bc now I’m like “oh god he’s BACK” 💀

Thinking about The Haunted Mask Goosebumps 2 part episode and how the actress for Carly Beth was acting her lil blonde bob OFF. Rent was due and she put a down payment on that bitch for centuries 💅

My toxic trait is listening to true crime and then wanting to have super powers to save people. Oh and crying at work. 🫦

“Hi, I’m ABC from ABC NEWS and you’re watching the Disney channel!” ✨🪄

No thoughts, just exhaustion 😛

How long has he been 19 for? 😱

Me at 60 but also why does this go HARD?!

I’m fucking HUNGRYYYY

Me when I saw THAT story on the news yesterday:

Why use an douche when you can eat Wendy’s 😛 @nerduscockus.bsky.social

No fucking way the talking flowers are real?????

This is me when I eat ass if you care 🙄

When Vitas said Я пришёл дать эту песню, I felt that 😔

I’m very unserious even when I’m mad I need help LMAO

Currently shitting at work, ask me anything 😛

If I don’t get a limited edition Sabrina carpenter cup from dunkin imma lose it :)

My straight, but actually newly bisexual older younger brother coworker: Gabe, I’m bi Me, feigning surprise:

You ever look at someone and be like “daddy 😍” but they’re the same age as you so you realize you can also be daddy but not daddy daddy?

Brb deleting that video bc someone DM’ed saying I’m giving “Drake realness” and idk how to feel about that 💀

My coworker tried to sympathize with that man and I cleared tf out of him so bad. If you use religion as a fall back for any of the shitty things you do or partake in, then you’re shitty. No amount of praying to sky daddy will absolve you of being a horrid person. You’re not saved. You’re dumb 🥰

The media is gonna run wild with all this shit but honestly who gives a fuck. Yall painted us as villains, so now we’re playing role 😛

So where we going out tonight yall? One (1) drink on me bc im still poor 🥳

You ever see a fellow community member’s opinion and think “ykw im embarrassed by proxy, I think im straight now.”, or is that just me? 😭

Me adding all the penises and titties and hole to my saved posts: