Itse an blizzord outeside. 🌨️🥶butt the I’m am snugge as an rugge on an bugge.☕️

The you are hearby invyted to looke at mine cute littol fase.

Something, something Trump, FIFA and nobel prizes

I had the audacity to take some brownies out of the freezer, and open the bag, maliciously making it sound like I had treats for her.

I’m thort the you had foode for Loona in tath bagge you was opining, butt it wos chonlclit cak; poison for cates insted. How verry dare.

Guesse wath, afder fife zillion yearse, Jamuarie is finallie ovre.

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

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Cort on gamera; senior cate committes crimbe of walkign in hallwayse

Onse agen the Wermguise woud like to a pologuize on behaf of all spyneless werms who are corrently ruining peepol’s lives by not sayinge “noes” to Trumpet and hims crownies.

Purrsing mine littol hed off

I love this! I feel safer already!

May I suggest that Hercuke Poirot is way worse. He gets all of the suspects together in one room, just to make baseless accusations at them, until one of them cracks.

(I mean it, I will find out and I will start public drama over it.)

2 Subs till I hit 1600!! Who likes food? 😺💜 youtu.be/_Q9_UwhKPlw

Henlo, I’m havf to informe the you tathse cate feedign timbe.

For the love of... stop praising that guy just because he said, "Fuck Trump." Saying "Fuck Trump" is easy, and that guy is a right wing opportunist who was all for Trump getting elected a year ago, and should not be praised.

Noes, I’m wosnot in yours pantses drawser. Wath maykes the you thimk tath?

Dose the yous evor havf an fealing tath sumone is behinde the you

I'm wish to play the yous an songe, tathse verry fittings for todae. youtu.be/mGgMZpGYiy8?...

(Tell me your pet's name in a GIF )

Frifindelse pga. kontekst, som hiver sagen ud af § 266 b. #dkpol #dkjura #menneskeret #ytringsfrihed

Thicc Thursday baby !!!!!

Looke at mine giangte peet. Omkay, thatse enuff

(Is there anything cuter than the rumbled appearence of a cat that just got put down, after being picked up a cuddled?) Dade, itse not cute, nowe I'm havf to fix mine fur agen.

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) (°-°) />🧶<

the youtube algorithm spat this out on the recommended page at just the right time.

Lidt hjemmelavede memes.

Oaghe, I’m am an flour gurl.

Post old memes to confuse younger people

Woman who goes to her friend's wedding wearing jeans.

Hey, thise tortoyse keep tellign the me to dock and covor. Itse an bidt noying, To be honist.

Some dude just came up to me and randomly asked for sex out in the open in the daytime, on a busy street. He visibly recoiled when I said no in a very stern voice. That’s it, the hair is coming off again.

Man kan ville meget, men hvis man er kørestolsbruger og elevatoren er gået i stykker, så kan man ikke gå til demonstration. Øv!

What Greenlanders think about about Trump invading their country: they are stressed and annoyed. They feel that he has no respect for their country.

Do the yous like mine newe hatte? Itse opsicled

Hvorfor laver han ikke bare sin egen freds pris, og tildeler den til sigselv? "I have the best peace prize, for the most peaceful peace ever. Sleepy Joe never had a peace prize...."

this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible

Tiktok har de bedste takes 😸 #dkpol

18 years ago, when I moved into my current apartment. Two lovely people took me under their wings for a while. Agnes, and Kunuk, both Greenlanders who had moved to Denmark because of their disabilities. They have both sadly passed away since, and right now I think about them constantly.

I’m not super proud about losing my shit on this person, but it was somewhat cathartic to have someone to scream at. Can anyone help me write an image description, I can’t stomach it right now.

I really fucking hate Americans sometimes, they are so fucking arrogant that instead of feeling appalled about their country threatening to invade another country, they come to gloat because you dared to have a political opinion they didn't like. FUCK YOU!

I really fucking hate Americans sometimes, they are so fucking arrogant that instead of feeling appalled about their country threatening to invade another country, they come to gloat because you dared to have a political opinion they didn't like. FUCK YOU!

Som min farmor sagde når vi plagede eller var urimelige, "Og du vil ha', og du vil ha', og du vil ha' en gamle støvle!" ofte efterfulgt af, "Jeg tar den ene, og slår den anden med." Hun var et fredeligt mennesker der aldrig slog, men sagde hun sådan vidste man hvad klokken var slået.

Dade, thise blamket lookes like puke.