“Pierre Poilievre has become the Justin Trudeau of the Conservative Party” is absolutely the single funniest possible quote that could have emerged from this whole situation. Pierre is screaming crying throwing up rn www.hilltimes.com/story/2026/0...

I think Ukraine is going to win this war because of their extraordinary still but also because I owe my life to a Ukrainian doctor, I grew up with Ukrainian immigrants, and I went to Ukraine far before the war. They are a culture who wants to survive, viscerally. Slava ukraini!

Metrolinx hires elderly woman after watching her take 30 minutes to cross the street

That millennial existential dread that pops in your head when "Wow I forgot how much I enjoyed this artist! I wonder what they're up to now..."

Canada is playing a lead role in building a new trade alliance between the EU and Asia. Leaving the US on the sidelines. www.politico.eu/article/eu-a...

Hmm... Last night I repeatedly dreamed Ghislaine Maxwell died under mysterious circumstances

Happy #caturday!

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

For the singles this coming VD, here's a song to remind you that you are indeed all that and a bag of chips! youtu.be/ucA3Hnf6zp8?...

Did a 90 min spin class while holding in a fart the entire time. Not all heroes wear capes.

So the IOC considers a tribute to fallen comrades as "too political"... Yet another example of its moral bankruptcy

Ok my big beef with Star Trek is how much technological development is pretty linear, rather than a giant fucking mess. Why is warp the interstellar travel standard? No co-locators? Wormhole creators? Ok I get it the iconians but still...

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Today has been cancelled until further notice #Caturday #cats

Bloody fucking hell... I made sciabbo on Monday and had a couple pounds of pork shoulder chunks left. So I rubbed them with salt, pepper and five spice. Then I seared them in oil, tossed in some onions, rice wine, chili garlic ginger paste and soy sauce, then roasted for 3 hours. Better than sciabbo

Stomach is... Upset. Why I crave caramel and fried noodles when nauseous is a mystery to me. Dear gods, I better not be pregnant.

Ok this is damn cool

I think the reason they're rushing the Luigi mangione trial is they are worried the collective horniness of the nation might shatter the walls and free him early

Groundhog predicts there are only 9 springs left

@jonathancapehart.bsky.social dear gods you have the patience of a saint who is also a mother of 9

In honour of Catherine O'Hara, tonight I will be folding in the cheese

Rewatching #SNW and seeing s02e03 is making me fantasize a wrath of Khan redux with @rahulkohli13.bsky.social as the big baddie. Like, all the fantasies

FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay

From my front door

@karaswisher.bsky.social talking up the brilliance of @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social ... I feel my world's coming together

them: this isn’t who we are me:

Happy #caturday from Macchi,who swears he was just pole dancing

Oh my gods @goingmedieval.bsky.social ... Dick was plentiful and of low value! Amazing!

Sweet Jesus I just saw my first Mar a Lago face in person. Why the fuck would anyone do that to themselves in Canada?!?

Trump threatens tariffs on champagne so nobody can celebrate when he dies

Deviled mushrooms on garlicky seared focaccia for dinner, because fuck restraint this year. Live for today!

My partner: "it's like you made a loaf of bread, but it's secret beef."

There was an HBO movie called The Second Civil War back in the 90s which really seems like it should be requiring viewing right now

replace rfk jr with this guy

Related to the previous, I can't feel my lips. Progress!

I love how Szechuan peppercorns and cocaine are similar because if you can't feel your face you know they're good

Report: The only thing that loves you unconditionally also loves licking its own butthole

Happy #Caturday from Latte and Macchiato!

Using a pressure cooker for the first time and, well, I'm of an age where I remember women in the neighborhood with scars from when their pressure cookers exploded. So I'm treating this thing like a nuclear bomb.

My family has agreed to a betting pool for the year... Whomever has the bday closest to when Cheetolini kicks the bucket wins the pot!

Ok #Stumble is an incredible successor to Parks and Rec. I was skeptical but damn it builds

"Deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller could not be reached for comment as he was busy touching himself to various videos of the Minneapolis protestor being executed."

#StarTrek story idea... It's a next gen-ish timeline, set on an Oberth. The plot? Weird science! All the crazy ass shit star fleet is playing with that they don't wanna try out on something like a Galaxy class, because reasons. Like Discovery meets Lower Decks.

I dunno how they're ever gonna find this guy

Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela https://theonion.com/fact-checking-the-trump-administration-on-venezuela/

I love my coworkers #cats

Absolute genius!