Maple syrup time babybeeeee

The children's crusade is just the most insane thing. We used to let children do anything.

If you had to guess what company "the folks who ride dragons" is a trademark for what would you say?

'duped voters' send things back in restaurants for no good reason.

Nukes for peace! Somehow every country that has nukes doesn't end up at war or invaded.

Easter is the story of an alltimer prank pulled by the apostles, and this is why it takes place so close to april fools day. They are supposed to be the same day to celebrate pranks but weird papal calculations have diverged them

I heard a version of the nuke codes that includes a gun and making the person actually shoot a friend before launching nukes made some bizarre morbid sense

I think we need localized noon for every town again. Noon means sun on the top of the sky!

I am offended when a walk sign starts flashing me to stop walking with 25 seconds left

I upgraded my phone, so now I can't turn off my lightbulb. I forgot my lights password. What a weird world we live in

Playing Hades 2 on God mode, because I ain't as good as I think I should be. Had a few good runs. 14 hours in and only met and almost beat Chronos twice.

I am getting medicine with a coupon instead of using my insurance? And the price is wildly different like hundreds of dollars. What kind of clown pachanko system is this now?

Ingredients of a sandwich should be least 1/3 to 1/2 the size of the bread

Cold sap drippin

Every time the US makes war like this we create more enemies than allies.

We as a nation should change the way some words are written to match how they are pronounced.

Jar jar Binks tongue candy is the most cursed thing I have ever seen

who made this

As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter

I hope those who have chosen to live by the sword encounter the other part of that proverb soon.

This looks like propaganda. Slipping Kirk into there seems like that was the whole point.

Confession time: I sometimes knead my no knead bread recipes..

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"known unknowns" makes sense to me even though I agree it sounds funny.

Once some friends of mine had a "high tea" party where we drank tea and smoked weed. It was great.

US football team owners cannot comprehend how a stadium could lay 2000 years. This fact about the Olympic closing ceremony blows my mind

It ain't the same. It's a goddamn tragedy

This is my favorite gif/ Wikipedia article of all time

I can't believe I used to work 4:30 AM to 12:30pm, take a nap and then go to evening classes till 9:30pm, than sleep for a few hours again till work.

"best selling ____" is the worst advertising. Selling the most tells me nothing about wether is a good deal or good quality

What a photo finish lol

Me gazing into the forest: WHAT WAS THAT?! ... Oh just a guy on a snowmobile

I did the math, and ICE is planning on spending enough money to buy detention centers that equals 1116 dollars per us citizen. I'd rather they not do that.

Wife is excited to see the Olympic zamboni

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

Good Superbowl game for field goal fans

Can I make mustard from broccoli seeds? It's a brassica, so I'm going to find out!

Eating snacks while watching sports is great. I'm starting with the Olympics today, then maybe a little super bowl later.

I've been saying grean bean beans and it's really fun

Instagram is saying: "you might like...ADS" Lol no

I work for a organic seed company and got a 40 lb bag of green bean seeds. I decided to try eating them and they make pretty good refried beans

Ice is looking to build a camp like detainment center? To concentrate people? Hope that's not their final solution.

Did FIVE different cooking projects today, after letting the kitchen get really dirty. It's clean now too! Feels good

The problem with being woke all the time is that you need sleep.

Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.

🎶All I wanna do, is have some pho🎶

They should change the spelling of Colonel to match what it sounds like.

Please, let cabbage have its moment

The best part of wonder women 1984 is the color kaleidescope looking posters. I was so disappointed when 0% of the movie looked like that.