Marty Lasich
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Little bit of Hawaii Seattle Chicago and Vermont. Gimme yer best joke
Maple syrup time babybeeeee
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The children's crusade is just the most insane thing. We used to let children do anything.
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If you had to guess what company "the folks who ride dragons" is a trademark for what would you say?
3 days ago
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'duped voters' send things back in restaurants for no good reason.
4 days ago
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Nukes for peace! Somehow every country that has nukes doesn't end up at war or invaded.
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8 days ago
Easter is the story of an alltimer prank pulled by the apostles, and this is why it takes place so close to april fools day. They are supposed to be the same day to celebrate pranks but weird papal calculations have diverged them
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I heard a version of the nuke codes that includes a gun and making the person actually shoot a friend before launching nukes made some bizarre morbid sense
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7 days ago
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I think we need localized noon for every town again. Noon means sun on the top of the sky!
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7 days ago
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I am offended when a walk sign starts flashing me to stop walking with 25 seconds left
7 days ago
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I upgraded my phone, so now I can't turn off my lightbulb. I forgot my lights password. What a weird world we live in
12 days ago
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Playing Hades 2 on God mode, because I ain't as good as I think I should be. Had a few good runs. 14 hours in and only met and almost beat Chronos twice.
19 days ago
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I am getting medicine with a coupon instead of using my insurance? And the price is wildly different like hundreds of dollars. What kind of clown pachanko system is this now?
19 days ago
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Ingredients of a sandwich should be least 1/3 to 1/2 the size of the bread
23 days ago
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Cold sap drippin
28 days ago
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Every time the US makes war like this we create more enemies than allies.
about 1 month ago
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We as a nation should change the way some words are written to match how they are pronounced.
about 1 month ago
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Jar jar Binks tongue candy is the most cursed thing I have ever seen
about 1 month ago
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Adam Parkhomenko
about 1 month ago
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Dr Emma Salisbury
about 1 month ago
As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter
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about 1 month ago
I hope those who have chosen to live by the sword encounter the other part of that proverb soon.
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This looks like propaganda. Slipping Kirk into there seems like that was the whole point.
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about 1 month ago
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Confession time: I sometimes knead my no knead bread recipes..
about 1 month ago
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Heather Cherone
about 2 months ago
BREAKING: A push to name one of Chicago’s snowplows “Abolish ICE,” clearly linking the humorous pun to efforts to oppose President Donald Trump’s mass deportation effort, won the city’s annual snowplow naming contest, officials announced.
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‘Abolish ICE’, ‘Caleb Chilliams’ Among Winners of Annual Snowplow Naming Contest
The other winners of the fourth annual contest were Stephen Coldbert, Pope Frío XIV, The Blizzard of Oz, Svencoolie and Caleb Chilliams, Chicago officials announced.
https://news.wttw.com/2026/02/23/abolish-ice-wins-annual-snowplow-naming-contest
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"known unknowns" makes sense to me even though I agree it sounds funny.
about 2 months ago
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Once some friends of mine had a "high tea" party where we drank tea and smoked weed. It was great.
about 2 months ago
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US football team owners cannot comprehend how a stadium could lay 2000 years. This fact about the Olympic closing ceremony blows my mind
about 2 months ago
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It ain't the same. It's a goddamn tragedy
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Grandson of the inventor of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups accuses Hershey of cutting corners
The grandson of the inventor of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups is lashing out at The Hershey Co., accusing the candy company of hurting the Reese’s brand by shifting to cheaper ingredients in many product...
https://apnews.com/article/reeses-peanut-butter-cups-hershey-chocolate-1a66ec75247fd146888b7a747a740cd3?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=share <br>Grandson
about 2 months ago
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This is my favorite gif/ Wikipedia article of all time
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about 2 months ago
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I can't believe I used to work 4:30 AM to 12:30pm, take a nap and then go to evening classes till 9:30pm, than sleep for a few hours again till work.
about 2 months ago
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"best selling ____" is the worst advertising. Selling the most tells me nothing about wether is a good deal or good quality
about 2 months ago
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What a photo finish lol
about 2 months ago
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Me gazing into the forest: WHAT WAS THAT?! ... Oh just a guy on a snowmobile
about 2 months ago
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I did the math, and ICE is planning on spending enough money to buy detention centers that equals 1116 dollars per us citizen. I'd rather they not do that.
about 2 months ago
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Wife is excited to see the Olympic zamboni
about 2 months ago
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depths of wikipedia
2 months ago
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
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Good Superbowl game for field goal fans
2 months ago
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Can I make mustard from broccoli seeds? It's a brassica, so I'm going to find out!
2 months ago
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Eating snacks while watching sports is great. I'm starting with the Olympics today, then maybe a little super bowl later.
2 months ago
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I've been saying grean bean beans and it's really fun
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2 months ago
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Instagram is saying: "you might like...ADS" Lol no
2 months ago
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I work for a organic seed company and got a 40 lb bag of green bean seeds. I decided to try eating them and they make pretty good refried beans
2 months ago
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Ice is looking to build a camp like detainment center? To concentrate people? Hope that's not their final solution.
2 months ago
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Did FIVE different cooking projects today, after letting the kitchen get really dirty. It's clean now too! Feels good
2 months ago
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The problem with being woke all the time is that you need sleep.
2 months ago
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George Wallace
3 months ago
Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
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🎶All I wanna do, is have some pho🎶
3 months ago
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They should change the spelling of Colonel to match what it sounds like.
3 months ago
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Please, let cabbage have its moment
3 months ago
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The best part of wonder women 1984 is the color kaleidescope looking posters. I was so disappointed when 0% of the movie looked like that.
3 months ago
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