will take a sec for the high quality footage to transfer off of phobias camera so in the meantime heres some fuzzy phone camera footage of us playin last night that im barely visible in lmao!!!

Dykes should all get more forward. Except for me, who'se been the initiator of every relationship i've ever been in and is sick of doing that. Do it for me

Funny you should mention that, I actually find beautiful women showing me their boobs VERY gender affirming

"Tits or ass?" Bro, her commitment to the bit

emperor barbarossa to henry the lion, ca. 1176

covid who? we don’t know her this is the big apple baby the city that never sleeps. we’re the motherfuckers the rat pack wrote songs about eat my shit and hair everywhere else it’s new york or nowhere

BING BONG FUCK YA LIVES BING BONG KNICKS IN FIVE

Wait this is the first time this actually hasn’t happened to me in years

i’ve never followed basketball a day in my life but i fucking love new york and if the knicks lose im going to fucking lose it

You need to play We Know The Devil. I can't speak to any of the others but you have to play We Know The Devil.

They should invent a type of going where you don't leave, or a type of arriving where you didn't leave anywhere behind.

it really is this. unfortunately.

This quote/concept comes from a Midrash (apocryphal religious story), from the Midrash Tanchuma. It is attributed to Rabbi Akiva, a legendary Rabbi, in an argument against a Roman governor on whether the works of G-d or man were greater. It's a very beautiful idea.

First gay bar I ever had a drink at was a disappointing midday cocktail at Stonewall, but honestly I barely count that- it was like a twenty minute interlude on a day with a friend. First PROPER gay bar experience was at cubbyhole, two years later. Good times.

Uptight Dad have a music video out! That bass line has been stuck in my head more than once. I got a small mention in the credits too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPoU...

Recently learned that my teeth can leave bruises. Fascinating!

Did y'all know asking a girl out is scary. What the fuck is up with that. They should patch that.

hell yeah

Her carbiner caught on my lace gloves while we were kissing. Goddamn lesbians.