JOB!

Rawr

If I ever get a breast reduction I'm going to ask for them to tattoo my nipples back on, except it's going to be the Spirit Halloween logo, because there's a Spirit Halloween where my tits used to be

I'm alive 👋

If you haven't had the chance to listen to Starwhal yet, it's 20 episodes in and it's a beautiful AP about found family and a traveling apartment/spaceship starring @oneshotrpg.bsky.social @melerella.bsky.social @dreamstobecome.bsky.social and @worldstoforge.bsky.social with full sound design by me!

I need everyone to know that he used talk to text to compose this and did a voice that no one will hear

I forgot how exhausting it is to hear she/her constantly.

New tattoo 😎

Good morning, please have some closeup pictures of shitbag knife hands (my cat)

I'm living my best life

what’s everyone up thinking about

Speak for yourself this ho needs pumkies

Hello. My name is Leona Maple. You did a bad diversity. Prepare to DEI. Hello. My name is Leona Maple. You did a bad equity. Prepare to DEI. Hello! My name is Leona Maple! You did a bad inclusion! Prepare to DEI! HELLO!!! MY NAME IS LEONA MAPLE! YOU DID A BAD DIVERSITY! PREPARE TO DEI!!!!!!!

I had to read this headline no less than 5 times to be certain Eminem the rapper wasn't doing fine arts on random street corners.

I want this on my grave

Hello fellow Good Omens Fans! @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com has OrpiKnight fantastic Neil Gaiman Tumblr FAQ: Good Omens documents linked on a pinned post. They are a fantastic listing of all the questions he's answered about the books and show! Help spread the word! www.tumblr.com/neil-gaiman/...

Be they Do crime

Have the witches made it to this app?

Dumb of ass, soft of face

Nice

Reskeet with a banger pic of your dog

Reskeet with a banger pic of your dog

Out doing gay shit with my best friend

If you live in AZ, CO, CT, DE, HI, IL, MI, MN, NH, NM, PA, RI, VA, VT, WI, or WV, you have a Dem senator co-sponsoring KOSA and you can call their office right now to register your opinions. https://www.blackburn.senate.gov/2023/5/blackburn-blumenthal-introduce-bipartisan-kids-online-safety-act

I picked up my cat to show him some meat juice that dripped while we were putting away groceries and while I lifted him he tried to wiggle away and ended up with my finger touching his crusty little asshole and now it's all my finger can feel. How many times must I wash my hand to feel CLEAN AGAIN

You're legally obligated to reskeet if you think trans women are beautiful. 🏳️‍⚧️ sorry I don't make the rules :3

this is literally me

Huge news: 3,300 UPS pilots say they will stand in solidarity with the 340,000 Teamsters, should they choose to strike, and not fly.

This is by far my favorite quote from someone who found out their neighbor is a serial killer

I will never use threads

If anyone has LinkedIn you should pop in to show support for this excellent call out tagging the folks funding the platform https://www.linkedin.com/posts/scotthirleman_hey-jay-graber-paul-frazee-emily-liu-rose-activity-7085538196427546624-eiCk?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android

“If the workers are organized, all they have to do is to put their hands in their pockets and they have got the capitalist class whipped.” —Big Bill Haywood, “The General Strike”

i put together a list of multiple funds you can donate to if you want to support striking hollywood workers - including funds for picket line meals https://docs.google.com/document/d/1weorhmG1H7cszY3rGHCpNYsgleegkuOSH7rD47JzSAQ/edit

My genders are None, Milf, Thembo, Fuckboy Energy Reskeet with your genders

Officially in the market for a new job. I gotta get away from my current one. They're having budget issues, targeting WOC with reductive & malicious PIPs/layoffs, amongst other things. Anyone know of any games/anime industry jobs hiring in the realm of PR, community management, or DEI consulting?

Reskeet if you're gay and tired

delete your meta accounts immediately

NEWS: SEGA workers just won a union election, becoming the biggest group of union workers in the U.S. games industry.

Happy Monday morning

Ever since we moved into our house I was confused as to why our neighbors were not super interested in getting to know us. All the dots connected when I saw their kid wearing a t-shirt that says "Jesus Saves, Bro"

Cashier: Would you like me to put the hot dogs to the side so you can snack on them on the way home? Customer¹: Yes, that is a completely normal thing to want. ¹The customer is my baby.

Reskeet if you know that bluesky belongs to the dolls