[at the last judgment] JESUS: And the baby prisons? EVANGELICALS: to own the libs, right JESUS: And the libs, who are they EVANGELICALS: uh mostly illegal aliens. if we really hate a pretty girl we call her fatherless. some widows JESUS: Alien, fatherless, widow, got it. So you see these millstones

Trying and failing to find a way to get out of work today. The rain will be miserable and I will also be miserable :(

Do the people inside my phone exist again?

Celtic jam session at the coffee shop tonight. On one hand it is now incredibly crowded between that and the knitting group meetup, but it's also nice to see this little place full of life

I forgot how annoying the Internet could be on April 1st. I guess I'll just try to check out for the rest of the day or something. Read a book.

Migraine day, hurray! Time to lay in a dark room and pray for death!

Ran my first ttrpg game in nearly a decade tonight drunk off my ass and wildly unprepared because I thought I was a player not gm. It went well and I can't wait to keep going

In slightly happier news, I started sending physical mail to friends I've lost touch with and don't know how to reach back out to without it being awkward and now I have plans to play board games Friday night

What if I deserve pizza and a beer tonight for making it through the week?

♥️

I've been waiting for a time sensitive email from a recruiter for the past couple days and unsubscribing from every other email that I get out of frustration and impatience

Eating chicken nuggets and drinking white wine because I'm a classy lassy

Whoever can bring me cheesy garlic bread first can have my life and eternal life please I'm not sober enough to drive myself

I don't know. It just bothers me how Dems will justify not addressing actual issues because they might "distract from kitchen table issues" but then allow themselves to get roped into discussing whatever dumb shit the Republicans want to talk about.

I had a really really good sandwich earlier this year and for some reason lately all my dreams have involved going back to that deli 300 miles away to get it again. I need road trip money and a more reliable car I guess

TODAY IS THE DAY. BE READY IN 4 HOURS.

Helloooo again !! On June 24th, I will be participating with @streamforacause.bsky.social in their Paint the World Rainbow Event ! Gonna be chatting and playing Dead By Daylight ! Never done anything like this soo hope everything is good and stuff yippee!!

Is this a safe space to yell about autofister delusions because how do 👧🍵 manage to be so 🏳️‍🌈 these duets have ruined/fixed me

they will stand there with their boot on your throat and the weight of a whole regime behind them, complaining that it's such a difficult time to be wearing boots.

After a week of work, I deserved a little treat and a new restaurant opened near me with katsudon on the menu. It has been so long and I forgot how much I love it. Tastes so good after 11 hour days. It is dangerous for me to have access to this without having to drive a city away

It's been so long since I was this drunk. Wine keeps me awake so I can be social past 3pm but the diminishing returns are real and now I'm rolling around in bed with no one to yap at until I pass out

I am more wine than person right now. It's great because the wine is all mine and great because I make good wine choices

Pro cooking/meal prep tip! Don't try to do batch cooking while barely functioning from a migraine because you want food for work tomorrow This tip brought to you by my ruined groceries, burnt potholder, and beeping smoke alarm

All I want is one weekend where I'm not crippled by migraines :(

Love to have ended up with a semi-promising career in shipping and logistics just in time for global trade to fall apart

I'm hooked on 33 immortals. It's still early access but it's a great time waster at the moment

ITS HAPPENING. RIGHT NOW. IM GOING LIVE ITS TIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.twitch.tv/meikoamagii www.twitch.tv/meikoamagii www.twitch.tv/meikoamagii

When I heard "big tent party" I hear "both people who hate trans people AND people who don't care about trans people"

everyone on BlueSky recently

Day two of a constant headache apparently. I guess my weekend plans are now "lay in a dark room with earplugs"

I got two new pillows today! I've been using the same uncomfortable pillows for probably a decade and it somehow never occurred to me to fix that until now

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

I'm realizing I need a platonic partner to do things with again. I miss having someone else to go on adventures with (and split travel costs) but my current schedule of being up from midnight to 4pm doesn't give many options :(

Being completely drunk for a weekend helps with the existential dread

I'm just the tiredest I've been in my life

I wish I had more to post but at this point I'm just spending my days keeping my head down at work and trying to pay down bills. I don't have time or resources for any baking. I don't have anything hopeful or good to add into the world, just more anxiety and there's enough of that on the timeline

It’s absolutely killing me. The complete and total apathy seeming to prevail amongst cis people. They’ve simply given up on us.

My mom sent me some delicious cheese popcorn for Christmas and I am desperate for more. Someone explain why I shouldn't spend bills money on getting the biggest available container of cheddar popcorn overnighted here?

🎶 The sleigh bells, they were ringin' The snow was fallin down The carolers were singin' The day Santa Claus came into town He rode through the sky on a bright red sleigh Laughed and flew above the trees He made his way down the chimney shaft The day Santa gave a gift to me (follow my 🧵, in G 👇)

Hey, it’s ok to leave a fork in the pie tin, because it’s easier to take a whittle bite every time you open the fridge. I won’t tell 🤫

I think with all the pressure, stress, consumerism, and politicization, we often lose track of the true message of the Christmas season, which is simply to light the lamp not the rat, light the lamp not the rat.

2 hours left and then time off begins. I am so exhausted

One day I'll get sleep again. Just not this week apparently

I get one single day off a week (today) and some joker in corporate just scheduled a meeting at 7am on a Sunday. Words cannot contain my frustration

Relying on alcohol to stay awake is a bad plan but somehow it's working

i am not afraid of ghosts bc of the simple fact that most of my social interactions haunt me in ways a murdered victorian never could

I'm very much a drunk misg

My current situation.

I'm basically a bottle of wine to myself in to drinking for thanksgiving and politics hasn't come up once. If it does I think my filter is gone a couple glasses ago so wheeeeeeeeeee