This is happening in the middle of Tel Aviv 👏🏼👏🏼👇🏼💙

Seriously.

I like how Reuters is saying, "loud noise" and not gunfire.

Remember how they CEO of Blue Shield was about to have anesthesia metered until Luigi put down the UHC CEO, then she literally caved and said never mind? Like that. Except nobody gets the chance to cave.

FREE BETTY BOWERS. #FREEBETTYBOWERS

If you pretend he's dead you will feel better for half a second.

Post a pic you took, no context, bring zen to the feed.

Who knew that negotiating for world peace is nothing like cutting a deal for concrete with the Gambino crime family?

I like watching him on mute just in case he drops dead live on tv. We would all be so lucky if it happened in the middle of this. "Dear God, if you make this happen I will go back to church."

Remember when these neonazi pukes shit in their hands and smeared it all over the walls of the Capitol? I also remember a former high school MAGAt cry, "This isn't who we are" then two days later pretended her side wasn't shitting in their hands. It is exactly who they are.

🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN — BIBI, PUTIN, BONDI & MELANIA KNOW! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS & I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared 🔥🔥🔥

trying to post through it rn

Someone broke Bluesky.

i feel like combining all of these is bad

Last month in The Onion:

This whole thing reminds me that I have a colonoscopy in May.

How is the blockade if the blockade going?

HERE ARE SOME OF THE BETTER DR/JESUS/TRUMP MEMES FOR TROLLING YOUR TRUMP SUPPORTING RELATIVES WHO HAVEN'T BLOCKED YOU YET:

Fixed

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY VANCE WAS UNABLE TO NEGOTIATE THE REOPENING OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. NO FUCKING IDEA.

Top US prosecutor exposed for hidden Epstein ties as abuse report stalled: report #RawStory

When you see one set of footprints, that’s because a chatbot is non-corporeal.

The best part of the movie Gone with the Wind was Atlanta burning to the ground.

I think Trump sent him to Hungary because he said something against trump's Iran war. Also why Trump let Vance go to voicemail, twice.

lot of fire involved in this cease

BEIRUT (AP) - Israeli strikes hit several dense commercial and residential areas in central Beirut Wednesday afternoon without warning, hours after a ceasefire was announced in the U.S.-Israeli war with Iran. @apnews.com

BREAKING: Democrat Alicia Halvensleben has defeated Republican Scott Allen in the Waukesha, Wisconsin mayoral race, flipping the seat. This marks a major political shift in one of the most historically conservative suburbs in the Milwaukee area and follows a night of major shifts away from the GOP.

We are watching a dangerous and unfit President drag this country toward catastrophe — and Republicans refuse to act. Invoke the 25th Amendment. Do your fucking job.

HE LOOKS TERRIBLE. MOAR ADDERALL.

Trump is about to speak, maybe he will drop dead. We really need to encourage more speaking engagements and air travel. Each time he expends energy we get closer. Tick tock mother fucker.

White supremacy is terrible for white people.

So much could be helped if he would just fucking die already.

He's probably still alive, but i want them to be forced into trotting out a frail, old orange asshole. Because ever single plane trip, every single Adderall propped speech brings him closer to death. It takes a little out of him each time, and if we have to suffer, so does he, and maybe if we're 🧵

OH GOD PLEASE YES. 🤲🙏🤲🙏

I enjoy listening to an animated green bean discuss the scriptual problems with fundamental evangelicalism.

Artemis II sent a pic of the beautiful garden planet we are too greedy, lazy, short-sighted, and ungrateful not to destroy:

LOL

HERE'S TO HOPING WHISKEY PETE GETS TO THE KILLED-BY-HIS-OWN-TROOPS PORTION OF HIS CAREER.

This is the moment I knew we were fucked.

The stupidest rich white guy is the President.

Does this mean Bondi has to give up her military housing?

Astronaut Victor Glover, pilot of the #ArtemisII, and his family. They must be so friggin proud.. www.nasa.gov/learning-res...