Hey buddy, cool. This is NOT the first time Trump has talked like this. It's just the first time it's personally affected him.

I'm sad. I'm uncomfortable. But I'm also..... Hopeful? This was a wild fuckin read. @ceejthemoment.bsky.social

I'm reading American Rapture by @ceejthemoment.bsky.social.... Look it's absolutely brilliant but she didn't need to come for me like this.

Yeah. AND Eve. It's options. God wants everyone to be bi or pan. This chick gets it!

I'm gonna be in a DnD stream! Come watch and support a good cause. www.twitch.tv/goodberrycaf...

What's up you, "LGB without the T" dipshits!? You fuckin "I'll be fine" pick me ass republican gays. It's s pretty stacked conservative court.

Ok but this is why my brain gets fucked up with cooking instructions 🤣

"But what if illegal immigrants get free healthcare?" I DON'T FUCKIN CAAAAAAAAARE! I don't fuckin care. I'm not bothered by someone getting medical attention despite the fact that they were born somewhere else.

I know everyone is entitled to their opinions, but if you don't like Aabria Iyengar, I wouldn't trust you with an egg. #criticalrole

That's my fucking champion right there!!!

Mother fuckers who share my skin tone and gender commit the most crime in America. Across the board it's us. So why the fuck do trans people get designated at extremists before I do?

Latest video: my August wrap up, also featuring what @jordypoo.bsky.social read! Spoiler alert: it was a great reading month. 👀📚💙 #booktube youtu.be/7wgPMRFkr1k?...

JK Rowling can eat shit.

Finished. Fuckin BANGER!!

Just a little over halfway through"Lucky Day" by @chucktingle.bsky.social . Yes. I did start reading it today. Yes. I'm probably going to finish it in one go.

Okay @jordypoo.bsky.social and I now have some badass K-Pop Demon Hunters art to hang up!! Artist is roytheart.com

If all a movie needs to be a Christmas movie, is that the movie needs to happen around the time of the Christmas holiday, then "Eyes Wide Shut" is a Christmas movie!?

Darby Allen is Sting's Nightwing and I fucking love it.

So I just finished "The Buffalo Hunter Hunter" by @sgj.bsky.social ....... Holy shit...... I mean it's incredible but holy SHIT!

You know what's completely legal? Just texting someone you know, "Hey, just so you know. I'm not mad at you." For no reason.

AEW (And I mean this in the most positive way possible) so gay.

"Oh AEW doesn't know how to do long term story telling!" What was All In then!? What was that!? That shit was brilliant!

My wife (watching AEW All In with me): Is that just some random dude in Sting make up? Me: Yeah there's always at least one. Her: 🤣🤣🤣

I'm sorry. Robert Eggers isn't directing a remake of Labyrinth. He's writing and directing an Labyrinth SEQUEL!? EXCUSE ME!? FUCKIN WHAT??

Oh great. Now that Sinners is on Max all the film bros I share a skin complexion with are going out of their way to talk about how it was an "Ok movie."

I feel like we all judged the double rainbow guy too much way back when. I'd give anything to experience that level of overwhelming joy right now.

"I'm not sympathetic to Murkowski’s plight. I don’t empathize when she laments the difficulty of her vote. What she did wasn't difficult. You don’t get credit for doing the hard thing when you didn’t actually do the hard thing. If Murkowski wants sympathy, she should try doing something to earn it."

Well. I didn't think the movie about a kpop trio that fight demons was gonna make me cry like a baby but I'll cry during commercials so really it's egg on my face...... Anyway "Kpop Demon Hunters" was excellent.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social is a couch fuckin racist. He has all the energy of the chair that Stephen Miller sits in while he watches Elon Musk fuck his wife. Just an absolute waste of air and cells...... Ok bye.

"I didn't do nothing to you." ....... Dude. If you can't back it up, don't talk shit. Dumbass got every opportunity to stop and admitted that he was only talking shit because he thought he wasn't going to do anything in public!!!...... Anyway I'm gonna watch it again.

Hey @jd-vance-1.bsky.social you can stop trying to appeal to the racists, even they think you're a pathetic couch fucker. And you're shitty eyeliner wearing ass is gonna talk about political theater? Whatever happened to the dogs and cats in Ohio? You fuckin cuck.

Trump had our military bomb Iran, Iran bombed a US embassy in Qatar, and Trump jock riders are just like....

Took a photo of myself without a shirt on today because I was happy with how I looked. It's never gonna be seen by anyone else (maybe my wife) but it's just kinda cool that I have that right now.

Hey Vance. So what's it like knowing that your political legacy can be summarized as "Trump's cuck chair" and "Pope killer?"

"What's your sexuality?" "Have you ever seen James Mccavoy on Bake Off?...... That."

Solo really heard the execs say "We need viral moments" and said "I'll just be a whole ass meme."

"June is actually men's mental health month" show me your advocacy about it outside of June. Cause I'm annoying as fuck about being bi every month. June is just elevated. So do you always care? Or are you just homophobic?

ICE waited until a woman’s lawyer went to the restroom then dragged her away. She fainted from stress and they dragged her unconscious body into the elevator, refusing medical attention.

We're done with the "A woman would be too emotional to run the country" crap right? Cause the president and his side piece are having the messiest fuckin break up over who was actually running the country right now.

I'm losing it 🤣🤣🤣

Hangman quickly became a favorite when I started watching wrestling again. So seeing him say this made me smile today. 🥰 Sorry rabbits are assholes though...... Oh shit Elmer Fud was right!

So who had "Stephen Miller gets cucked by Elon Musk" on their bingo card?

You want me to pay rent in June? WOW. That's biphobic.

Happy pride! Or as the great JR would say.....

J.K. Rowling is using her riches to align with actual Nazis and viciously persecute trans people. I humbly ask that you never give her another penny, directly or indirectly. [waves some bullshit wand around] FUCKOFFUS TRANSPHOBUS!!

Oy!!! JK Rowling is a piece of shit but that's not an excuse to attack a little girl. I can't believe this needs to be said but LEAVE THE CHILD CAST AS HERMIONE ALONE!

Saying "I don't support transphobia but I still love Harry Potter" is kinda like saying "I'm a vegetarian but I love steak!"

Hey, the Murderbot soundtrack by Amanda Jones is available now on many different online retailers: amandajonessoundtracks.bandcamp.com/album/murder...

What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

Spoiler(ish) for "I Was a Teenage Slasher" by Stephen Graham Jones. Me (A buffoon, a dullard, an absolute moron before reading this book): Oh that title is awesome! This is gonna be cool! Me (Finished the book): I'M CRYING SO MUCH!