That chocolate bar must be huge!

Of course there are more important things going on than football, but the political class' woeful misreading of this situation, and their attitude to public sentiment on it, really exposes how hopeless (at best), or insidious (at worst) our system of government has become www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

This really highlights how shit Starmer is. He didn't have to weigh in on the Villa game, but he did. And now this happens, making his position ridiculous.

Who robbed the Louvre? R8ght answers only

Happy third anniversary to one of Twitter’s last great moments

Trigger trigger trigger

My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.

How can he be too much of a nonce to be called duke but not enough of a nonce to not be called prince?

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

Nigel Farage now says that any suggestion he's been soft on Putin is "just nonsense". Here's a quick reminder of what he's said in the past

KISS UNCLE BARRINGTON

October has been a cunt thus far.

Next up is Lot 237: a February 1988 copy of Razzle, used. Who'll start us at a fiver?

What's your favourite unfinished trilogy? Here's mine.

thank your mother for the chicken tonight

Cat sitting

Unsolicited Slick pic

Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.

This is Manolo. His family invited strangers to spend time with him on his last day. His mom said, "This was such a perfect way to celebrate the life of a dog who truly loved spending time with people and their dogs. Run free and fast forever, Manolo. I will never stop missing you." 14/10 for all

It was never in doubt. 2026 World Cup Champions: Scotland!

I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

As always, the worst thing about Magic: The Gathering is the players.

This always pops into my head. And every time it does, it makes me smile.

Is it still subtweeting when it's on Bluesky? Is it subskeeting? Anyway, sick of reading faint drama allusions about bluesky mods or something. Say who or what or shut up. Like Chinese whispers back in school.

Brit Card, never leave home without it.

Posing for my Brit Card photo.

Can't wait for the James Corden fronted info campaign about the brit card.

Brit Card is a godawful name for a godawful idea. "Oi mate, got yo' Brit Card?"

“I’m trying to find a monastery where all the monks are over six foot five” “That’s a tall order”

This is Radley. He's being accused of stealing a bag of bagels. That's ridiculous. He was just keeping this one warm for you. 13/10 please show some appreciation (TT: carrie.pietz)

Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

Rapture? More like CRAPture, amirite?

That's the rapture started then

Me on my way to the rapture

Fleem was dead patter before it even started. Sorry, not sorry.

Man selling product in "people need my product" shocker.

Starmer would be considered a shit PM in most timeframes, but the fact that he can still be in the conversation in the last ten years really speaks volumes.

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Fine with that top 3.

If you see this, post a tank.

Old Firm weekend is it?

Disgusted by the infant Comfrey

Ooooooh mairzy doats and dozy doats and lidlle lambsie divey....

Double trouble 😈 Vancouver Fetish Weekend with Val Vampyre from Fetish Factory 🖤 wearing #latex harnesses from Deadly Couture. The two girl bosses from the biggest fetish events in North America 😍