(Amanda) This is going to be exciting. Betty told me that she is letting me choose the photos for a few days - so here's my first one. I never met Dorothy but I think I would have liked her. Betty said that she had a mind of her own. I think I know what she means.

(Amanda) Betty said I'm pretending to be a meerkat in this photo. I don't even know what a meerkat is so how can I pretend to be one? It's quite difficult to understand humans sometimes.

Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head. That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Nothing to add.. the poster says it all.

I’m sure @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social has seen this. How does a file get unreleased?

(Amanda) This is a very weird-looking plant, isn't it? I think it's supposed to have lots of flowers but they are a bit slow this year. I think the humans like it but I much prefer the Nip plants that Betty grows for me. Which would you rather have?

Jen Rubin on MSNOW says all she’s seen in the Epstein files is massive redactions. Entire pages redacted. We saw this coming.

This guy right here, and his Republican cabal, are the reasons your health insurance is about to skyrocket. Remember that next November.

(Amanda) Oh my word - it's my turn to be in one of Auntie Rachel's special photos today! Betty says she loves the way my face is 'in focus' but the background isn't. That doesn't make any sense to me but I suppose she knows what she's talking about. Ancient humans say weird things don't they?

I knew he’d come through!

Make sure everybody knows Republicans pulled every dirty trick in the book to NOT extend ACA credits which why Americans’ health insurance premiums skyrocketed.

PBS: “BRUTAL POLL for Republicans… Americans more dissatisfied with Trump’s handling of the economy than ever… more believe Dems better on the economy… Republicans are losing women… just 38% approved of Trump…” www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

(Janet) Auntie Rachel took this photo of me. It looks like I am sitting just in front of her but you know how shy I am and I only go close to Betty and Colin. Mind you, I am getting used to Auntie Rachel and I might let her stroke me one day. That would make a good photo, wouldn't it?

www.nature.com/articles/s41... 🧪

(Amanda) I call this my 'Treat Table'. It's where the Dreamies and other treats are kept so it's very important to me. I like to jump up onto the table just to remind humans that I need my treats. I wish they were in a tub that didn't have a lid. That would make if so easy for me to help myself.

(Janet) I'm waiting for Colin at the front of his plot. I sit there as soon as I hear his car coming. He loves to see me waiting for him. After he's fed me he stays and does work on his plot. I stay with him of course. I know he likes to have company and I enjoy it too.

Putin is Ruthless Tyrant Invader who will use maximum lethal military force against his own people. Russia will use even more Extreme violence against Civilian and Military resistance also against peaceful civilians in invaded/ occupied Territory as seen in Ukraine. Trump Fraternises with Invader.

(Janet) I haven't seen Maurine lately and I'm glad about that. I know it sounds awful, but I don't really want to meet other cats, I like my own company best. As you know, I used to share Ken's shed with Gloria Glover until she left🌈. We used to ignore each other so there was never a problem.

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"You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They don’t need that many. And you don't need 37 gold baby carriages. 2 or 3 is nice. You must go without, even though affordability is a hoax. See? I've fixed the problem!"

(Amanda) Uncle Mick is becoming one of my favourite humans. He's never had a cat of his own. Betty and Colin have never had cats either but now they realise what they've been missing. I heard Betty say that I'm 'on a mission' to make humans into cat-loving humans. So far, it seems to be working.

For those wondering how to distinguish a judicial warrant from an administrative warrant, www.motionlaw.com/the-differen...

(Amanda) The humans had a party yesterday. I stayed and watched them at the beginning but when it got very crowded I decided I'd had enough. Betty was happy with that, she said I did really well. I'm gradually getting used to seeing more and more humans. I might become like Robert and Barbs one day.

Yet, Tom Cotton didn’t see anything wrong.

Hilarious!

ICE has no accountability, they obey no laws, they disregard Constitutional protections and act as secret police.

Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life — We will always refute it & combat it" Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…

I remember this guy. WTF happened?

Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal Constitution

(Amanda) What do you think of this photo? Betty says it makes me look a bit chunky. She says that Chunky is a friendly way of saying 'fat'. Does that make sense? I don't really mind either way. I'll carry on enjoying my food and I won't worry about being chunky (or fat)

(Janet) I'm really happy - my bed is in the greenhouse now! Colin gave me my breakfast there too. I like it much more than the shed. It's nice being able to see what's going on outside, I couldn't do that in the shed. I never imagined that my life would change so much, I'm really pleased it has.

Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.

Now I know what Whiskey Oete and Preznitwit Barking Mad remind me of, kids with a new toy. Donald has a very compliant SecDef this time around and they both see the armed forces as a new hammer, so everything looks like a nail.

IOW, Fuck international law, rules of engagement, the UMCJ, they all just get in the way of our need to orgasm over explosions and inflicting as much hurt as we can. We can call anybody “enemy combatants” if we want to. We want to see things go “BOOOOOM!!!!!”

Which is why we know what’s happening with Venezuela is NOT about a drug war, it’s about regime change…and oil.

I'm really glad to see someone like Kelly finally saying this. bsky.app/profile/atru...

How about it, members of the White House Press Corpse?

(Janet) Last week I told you that Auntie Rachel came to tidy up the Memorial Garden and I was getting used to seeing her. She came yesterday and look what she brought for me! I wasn't supposed to help myself but I took a chance before she put the lid back on.

(Amanda) I've made another new friend! Phil came into the veranda to have a coffee and I welcomed him by sitting on his lap. Betty told me that I'm coming out of my shell. I've never had a shell but I suppose she knows what she's talking about. I'm learning new things every day.

Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia. 1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine. 2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague. 3. Russia pays everyone for everything. 4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

The polls just keep coming 😂😂😂