I understand that the reason the cage fight next week will take place at the White House and not Mar a Largo is that our Fearful Leader thinks a cage fight is too tacky for Mar a Largo.

Today is my birthday! The big 70! I'm almost old enough to run for president!

Is debt has reached $ 49 trillion tRump is responsible for 39 percent of that. Don't you miss Clinton when we had a balanced budget? We need to vote these Republicans into extinction.

Check your voter registration status!

With the end of The Late Show and 60 Minutes on life support, it might be good to look at what CBS once was. CBS, Rest in Peace. You will be missed.

Miss Lindsey figures prominently in the files as well. There is a good measure of self preservation here.

The Rapist in Chief is talking to reporters about his "wonderful" ballroom. "The Roman nights have never looked brighter!" - Nero

I'm surprised he didn't host a keg party.

Maybe the economy IS important. It certainly is on a daily basis. But as far as this regime is concerned, IT'S THE CORRUPTION STUPID!

Saw this earlier and now can't get that tune out of my head..

Chief Justice Taney Roberts of The Supremacist Court says that people are unfairly viewing the court as partisan. Looking at the last 10 years of decisions, I don't think our view is unfair at all.

I'm glad CINO Rubio met with the Pope today (Catholic In Name Only). Hope that Pope converted him.

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT REPUBLICANS: 1) Those who make tons of money grifting off the system. 2) Marks. Check your wallet.

The supreme court betrayed Black voters, they betrayed America, and they betrayed our democracy.” - Barack Obama

OVERHEARD: MAN: Are you voting Republican this November? WOMAN: How could I? I'm a patriot.

I was taught that the measure of a person's character was their willingness to take responsibility for their actions. Has tRump EVER taken responsibility for ANYTHING?

Putin suggested Hungry's former prime minister should fake an assassination attempt in order to push up his poll numbers. Trump's poll numbers are terrible and he regularly talks to Putin. But of course these things aren't related.

BEFORE YOU GO TO THE NERD PROM. Stop and think. Are you happy that for the rest of your life your only legitimacy will be on Fox News?

Just FYI. Any corespondents who show up tonight. You will NEVER again be viewed anything but complicit.

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I'm beginning to realize that Ra*ist Donnie belongs in the cell next to Ted Kaczynski.

Pam Bondi is in material breach of the terms of a valid congressional subpoena. We call on the US Marshals Service to ensure her compliance. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Am seriously thinking of starting a side gig selling cat hair. Our two black cats provide us with an endless crop. I'm sure you could: stuff pillows, felt hats, spin into yarn, infinite uses. I'll make you a good deal. Serious offers only.😺😹😄

After 21 whole hours of intensive negotiations, Mo, Larry and Curley discovered they couldn't out negotiate the Phds that Iran had at the table.

NATO is not a mutual offense agency. It is for mutual DEFENSE. When France and Great Britain attacked Egypt, the US said it's not our fight. When Britain fought in the Falklands we didn't get involved. Too bad Dumb Donnie knows nothing of history.

Seems pretty much on message from someone who produced snuff videos with his buddy Jeffery E.