I will personally hand-polish your baby's face with Murphy Oil Soap for a fraction of whatever they are charging.

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Haven't actually used Twitter since The Event (no, not that one. No not that one, either. No, before that. No, the other--), but I am mining my profile for memories before deleting everything and found this.

Luck is finally turning around, folks. Found this animal paw outside and you're not gonna believe this but it still has 2 whole wishes left.

Man, I thought this was heavy as hell when I was 15.

Fun fact: the red dye is what's barely legal!

It is not a secret that I am a fan of the debut album by Paw, Dragline, and it is further no secret that I learned about the band originally because of Road Rash, but what you might not know is that three tracks in a row are about Nabokov, George Kennedy, and Archie Comics, respectively.

Hi #PortfolioDay ! I’m Freddie a #gamedev who enjoys making #darkart #horrorart #penandink drawings:

Since it's hot as hell, drop a movie you like that takes place in the snow.

"I feel like my niche as an actor would be a husky action hero with lots of sex appeal." "Sir, this is a Torchy's Tacos."

More #superman artwork as we near this week’s movie. #stelfreeze

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

Tired stats: number of bugs you unknowingly ate while asleep Wired stats: amount of Popeyes and/or In-N-Out sandwich paper you're pretty sure you ate while fully conscious

I always seem to be late to the party, so here’s an on time #PortfolioDay post! Hi, I’m Lane, and I am a queer cartoonist with a wild, energetic style. Always looking to work in comics, album covers, or video games! Portfolio: lanelloyd.crevado.com

Our feature tutorial/artist for today is on PAINTING ENVIRONMENTS by the talented @takumerhomma! Such great thoughts here! #howtodraw #drawingtutorial #conceptart #gamedev #animationdev #gameart #tutorial #indiegame #comicart #characterdesign #storyboard #gamedevelopment

5 favs, 5 tags Swap out anything you want. I'm not data scraping, I'm just old. Band: Hum Season: Fall Drink: Coca-Cola Color: Orange Anime: Macross (1982) @thelexhex.bsky.social @fito-telmata.bsky.social @ghostgribht.bsky.social @avartwork.bsky.social @stringerseven.bsky.social

Did this today.

Terrorbytes Full double cover artwork for the new release of @newretrowave.bsky.social out today! Check it out! newretrowave.bandcamp.com/album/terror...

This is as good a time as any to remind everyone that nothing I put on here is a cry for help, up to and including "this is a cry for help" and "what's the matter with you people, I am literally crying for help, you monsters."

AAA: "Do you know where the vehicle is now?" "No. My car was stolen." AAA: "Do you have home security with us?" "No. My car was stolen." AAA: "It's 40% off through June 30 and you get discounts on travel, too. Are you planning to travel soon?" "No. My car was stolen."

y’know who never gets in the house is dragonflies, fuckin sweethearts

If you see this, post your blue art. Gonna have to pull something I've already posted because haha I also lost a disk drive last week and it had all my digital art on it haha oh last week you are a kidder.

Okay, one of these contacts is definitely on backwards because I can still read text, but it's all doing that dolly-zoom-from-Jaws thing.

Baker: "When?! Baking time alone is an hour!" Manager: "Well, you're gonna have to get on it fast, because they need to feed 12 girls while their husbands are away." Baker: "WHAT? How many pies is that?" Manager: "I don't know! They were weirdly specific in some ways and very vague in others!"

I don't go on the internet and tell people what YOU'RE doing on the weekend and I'm just asking for the same courtesy.

Gluten morgen (𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑗𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛, 𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛) Having a bagel two hours earlier than you really wanted to be awake for

The car in question with the expensive brakes was stolen approximately 16 hours after this post and everyone who Liked this is now a suspect*. *No, you're not, I love you all dearly.

The brake repair for the car I park in the street has exceeded the entire cost of the car I park in the driveway with the sick-ass pop-up headlights.

The LEGO Ideas team has confirmed that a fan-created GODZILLA set is becoming an official product that you will soon be able to get your hands on.

🎶 I'll get on your bush I know I will 'cause I'm the King of Wishful Leafing 🎶

The Mystery of Your Third, Unplanned Child Looking Exactly Like the Hamburglar

If you're diving into synthwave and not sure which VST synths to start with, here's a solid list to get you going: 1. Reveal Sound Spire (my fav) 2. OP-X Pro by Sonic Projects 3. Xfer Serum 4. u-he Diva 5. Synth1 (free) 6. Surge (open-source and insanely powerful) 7. Zebralette 8. Tyrell

little #MacrossMonday throwback with this old Macross Plus piece of the YF-19 and YF-21 I made a while back. I wanna get back into doing some Macross pieces, maybe try to do 2 a month for a Macross Monday post sorta deal...IDK

No Krangs! #resist

The Only King I'll acknowledge

No Kings but Hawaiian

The only king I'll acknowledge.

The only King I acknowledge:

A creature of sorts #vandyartwork

No Kings but Grimlock

No Kings but Stephen

No Kings but. You... You get it. These guys get it.

No Kings but Short

No Kings but for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime

No Kings but Hail to the [comma] baby