Me, being reasonably sociable: My current interest is betta fish and aquariums. I think they're so cool! Random person: I like fish. :D Me: SO LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW TO ESTABLISH A NITROGEN CYCLE AND WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT AND OFC THE NECESSITY OF AN API FRESHWATER MASTER TEST KIT— Send help.

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Bluestockings in NYC is closing. I am heartbroken.

You know, it's pretty wild that when people call you uneducated, most right wingers translate this as "you're not college educated" rather than "you're well read yet remain an ignorant bigot misogynist." The latter of which is correct.

So the man in charge of a country with the world's most powerful military and nuclear weapons got up at the UN and said he stopped 5 wars but nobody called him. Satire is dead in America, fellas.

From my first day in fandom to now, I have thought one of the most profound experiences you can have is someone asking to translate your writing into their native language. Blows me away everytime.

So we've got the guy in his beret polling higher than THE CURRENT MAYOR (sounds about right), a guy who was ousted for sexual harassment sharing his hot take on sex work, and a totally corrupt guy who looks like a toad. I BEG THEM to all stay in the race!!!! DON'T GIVE UP FELLAS!

I am legitimately so confused about what's going on here. This is from the same article about the mayoral race. Mamdani: attending a Rosh Hashanah service with a NYC high-ranking Jewish official; Cuomo: I have some thoughts about prostitution wanna hear? abc7ny.com/live-updates...

I have literally spent half the day thinking people referencing rapture on social media were referring to their own bliss until about an hour ago. Then it was like, OH, you mean like proper noun The Rapture. And THEN I wondered if I got there early and was first in line the spaceship would take me.

Aw shucks, I can't believe I forgot The Rapture. I had it written down in my Nostradamus planner and everything! :(

Some people celebrate a new job they're really happy to get with cake and wine. In America, we celebrate by VISITING A DOCTOR. A true American version of TREAT YOSELF.

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I haven't been able to sleep properly for days. :\ It's becoming a problem.

I feel like half the "edgy" but mainstream movies from the 90s would be too edgy for 50% of the US in 2025. The Kirkians of this doomed timeline would probably go into a coma over a movie like 9 to 5 from 1980. I'm posting this from the year 1880 and women owning property is a hot political issue.

like if you talked to one person who really loves you today, you're more deeply tied to this world on every level than the guy whose funeral is on twelve jillion television stations

You know, when I read political news and people are referencing "future administrations" and what earns "political points" for left or right I'm like what fucking planet are you living on.

Aizawa is fully on board with going into an omega heat and having his former student fuck him better. I checked.

I asked all my very fake super fictional and overall not real characters and they said they super duper consent to all the weird shit that happens to them.

I gotta wonder... how long will it take for one of war criminal in chief's lackeys to go full Secret Speech on his ass. Like, it's a house of snakes. These creeps are power hungry monsters, after all.

Oh neat, Put*n just breached Estonian airspace a few days after doing the same thing to Poland. That's a great sign. Is there a single place in the entire world where a total psychopath and/or buffoon isn't RUNNING IT?

I really like Erwin's profile,, #eruri #エルリ

This is what I'm going to start doing with spam comments.

For the record. My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers. I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."

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Oh no... ajaxthegreat deleted their shinzawa fic?

As everyone in the US is freaking out about the death of a neonaz* and talking about political violence like it's some new trend... Russia is breaching Polish and Romanian airspace on the side and no one here in the US is paying attention. HELLO did you not notice World War III??

watching brazil convict its fascist former president

I feel zero sympathy for you-know-who and I have all the sympathy for the you-know-what-he-did 22 year old whose life is about to be over. This conversation about political violence, as if we're at a tipping point, is strawman dialogue. We tipped over long ago. Like wtf.

This thread is MURDERING me. 😂

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

Clearly this guy's death is the turning point in political violence and not when hundreds of psychopaths literally invaded the capital and killed people.

You don't realize just how long the AO3 comment is that you ferally left on a fic with your computer until you see it on your phone screen. And you can't even see the whole thing at the same time. I'm such a mouthbreather. 😂

And moment. And position. He had just made a smug racist comment and was standing under a banner that said, "Prove me wrong. ' Karma may be a bitch, but damn, sometimes she's a goddamn poet.

what a fucking way to find out magic is real

Dreams do come true. 🥰

Hate to ask but we're still struggling to pay bills and we're down to no groceries and commissions haven't been selling. I'm sick as hell with whatever viral shit's going around so work is slow going: www.ko-fi.com/chainslobber

Having all the shinzawa feels today out of nowhere. 🖤💜

Extremely horny North Carolina gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson is still out here standing on business. Respect 🫡

Someone needs to make a tear sheet of what to look for when you get one of those emails from payment processors "we're making changes to our privacy policy/our legal policy/our agreements" and how to actually decipher it. I got this one a few hours ago... which told me nothing. Whomst the fuck?

Wow, gotta say I am very happy the first post I made on here that got traction is about asexuality, freedom of speech, and what sex positivity means. <3

cloud & cait (?) #ff7

BREAKING: New York Governor Kathy Hochul is set to sign an executive order allowing pharmacists to prescribe and administer Covid-19 vaccines to anyone who requests them, regardless of age or underlying conditions.

These are my thoughts and ymmv. I'm asexual as fuck (lol) and am also the most socially sex positive bitch you'll ever meet.

Being asexual and sex positive and anti-censorship for the right to create freaky porn has nothing to do with how you feel about sex and everything to do with rejecting being told how you're "allowed" to feel about sex. Make no mistake: The same moral crusaders would say sex is an obligation.

I gave $5! Can anyone please match me to help Wylder get something to eat? Every bit adds up!! #MutualAidBoost #HelpSky #FundSky

WAIT is this a WIP from 2 years ago with 3 chapters out of 10?! I DEMAND A REFUND.

Why does half the American government look embalmed? They're catfishing hope.

why do transphobes have a fucking monopoly on "having some concerns about fairness", can i have a concern about the fairness of normalizing kids getting their genitals inspected by strange adults for reasons entirely unrelated to health or hygiene as a prerequisite for peewee soccer?

ORANGE 🥺🧡 he’s scheduled for his eye surgery this week then next is bladder. ngl, vet costs are no joke & i’m not financially stable but yall help us & it keep us going :<< We owe yall. keep him to your prayers. RT PLS🫶 ko-fi.com/gwetswage/go... Comms still up! DM US 🧡 💸💕

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