Showing my age: I remember when Joel was a prop comedian doing stand up. I'll just dry up and blow away on the wind now.

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Indigenous Nations Plan Tariff-Free Trade Corridor Across US-Canada border ino.to/agDxSX2

ah, so that's why I like space so much

hang out with a leg out

If you want to say he was slayed or assassinated, that’s fine. Gun violence? Yes, it was. But don’t put the word “political” in front of it because he wasn’t a politician and all you’re doing is fanning the flames that got him killed. If you want to bring the temperature down, then do so.

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Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

"What is it like to be a teen right now?" Young artists explored that question for two different exhibitions of their work this summer. But on the National Mall, their work was deemed too political.

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On this day in 1969, white men went to the Moon, after being told how to get there by Black women.

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Juneteenth. Important to observe, utterly horrifying that it's required. This country, again, was founded by people who owned people. It's okay to let go of the mythology of the US

JUST IN: The musical visionary led a multi-racial funk band that produced five Top 10 hits in the late 1960s and early '70s

I cut myself on a foam cushion. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Share a bad guy from the 80s.

Hey so everyone who plays in a queer softball league needs one of these.

Puppeting dead people to say whatever you want using AI is a form of digital necromancy, I'll die on this hill.

Classic

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

If post-mortem Pope Francis could take out Trump at his own funeral, that would be kind of amazing. Hang on, registering "Post-mortem Pope" as my new garage band name...

Mango Menstruation Cramps 😆

Obligatory shoutout to @sarahmackattack.bsky.social - go buy her amazing “Save our freaks, don’t mine the deep” stickers here: squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/save...

If this makes you mad, I’ve got two things to say… 1. Me too. 2. Don’t focus on it too much. The fight is in the White House. We have to tackle the source to correct EVERYTHING! Focus on the fight. Most specifically, violations of US Constitution.

NOAA is compromised.

It's a fancy aggregator ffs, it's not alive. They would love for us to believe that they've invented a conscious robot that feels and thinks but they just made a slop machine that slurps up other people's property and poops it out smooth

Who Wants to Live Forever (from the original Highlander movie soundtrack).

There is no term for mass murder on the grounds of sexual orientation. Gendercide works for gender/gender identity. This would be the death by abandonment for an entire group of Americans.

This is the logic of lynching.

Humans have always been humans. That includes what we now refer to as neurodiversity. What changes is how we welcome and love our fellow human creature.

JFC

I absolutely love Special Effect, they’re an incredibly important part of the gaming world. We all love to play. For escapism. To unwind. For fun. Special Effect really do help to make the *all* happen. Read this and, if you’re able, please support them x

“Women like me are going to make the women’s bathrooms feel super uncomfortable now…” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

So lucky to live in a city where there's so many amazing restaurants that are open during Christian holidays. ♥️ #minneapolis #noteveryoneischristianyouknow

Resharing this older, horrible thing. Happy Easter!

VILE

I am a straight CIS dude but God had me born premature, with cancer, and made me a ginger. Maybe we should stop assuming this is a perfect project and more of a drunk's attempt at assembling a Lego set.

GOOD

This is awesome and delightful!

This is your general reminder that you don't need to imagine a dystopian American future. There is a good chance we tried it already and/or people gave their lives to change it.

As someone on the spectrum I always dread April 1st. 🙃

I'M ON SPRING BREAK FUCK YEAH PLAYING BALDUR'S GATE 3 ALL I WANT ♥️

Those bright primary school colors scream "manchild" bed.

"YOU MUST CHILL. YOU MUST CHILL. I HAVE TAKEN YOUR KEYS" 😆

Why mention she's the oldest women to win a medal? This is the case in men's sports as well but why is it necessary at all?

I don't want to be a teacher today. Can I just be a sea otter, floating on my back amongst the kelp?

rebranding ✨trauma responses✨ ❌ fight / flight / freeze / fawn ✅ sharp / spiraling / silent / sobbing

I made kitty litter cake and candy sushi for my work potluck today, lol