Accurate depiction of my sexlife these days.🤣🤣🤣

Father of the Year goes to Howard Lutnick for taking his wife and kids to lunch on Epstein's sex island

His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!

Welcome back! #TheMuppets #TheMuppetShow

“America is a dangerous place at the moment, so you have to take that into account. “It’s very sad because I feel like Queen grew up in America, and we love it, but it’s not what it was. Everyone is thinking twice about going there at the moment.” Read: bit.ly/3NQCd7l

After being released on his own recognizance, journalist Don Lemon spoke out about his arrest earlier today: "I will not stop now." / #DonLemon #Minneapolis

Dan and Eugene Levy pay heartfelt tribute to Schitt's Creek co-star Catherine O'Hara after her shock death trib.al/0Jaj1Uf

From Moira Rose to Kate McCallister, quirky dog moms to kooky folk singers, nine must-see highlights from Catherine O’Hara’s 50-year body of work. 🔗 www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

Catherine O'Hara, the multiple Emmy and Golden Globe-winning star of the Home Alone and the Beetlejuice franchises, has died at the age of 71.

"The damage from Miller’s grand designs are plain for all to see. The nation is more divided than ever. Americans’ mistrust and hyper-partisanship has grown only more poisonous. The country feels like a tinder box and Miller and ICE are running around with lit matches." Commentary ↓

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

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ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice https://theonion.com/ice-deems-being-in-privacy-of-own-home-obstruction-of-justice/

I’m so ready for this movie! In fairness, the bar has been set pretty low. The 80s live action He-Man movie was a hot mess. An enjoyable, campy, hot mess, but a hot mess nonetheless. #HeMan #MOTU #MastersOfTheUniverse

ICE has arrested four students from the same Minnesota school district including a 5-year-old boy.

Drop a HERO 🦸‍♀️ 🖤 🦸‍♂️

His name is literally "HE-MAN". The most pronoun name ever. I constantly play this game of "are grifters really this dense, or do they just expect their audience to be?" The answer is both obviously but it still hurts my brain seeing the endless feedback loop of asshole to asshole reinforcement.

Share a television show that raised you:

The scholastic Presidential Physical Fitness Test has been reinstituted. Think about that for just a beat. The PRESIDENTIAL Physical Fitness Test. I have never spit my beer out and laughed so hard in years. 🍺😙💦🤣🤣🤣

TACO's big Greenland deal is ... exactly what has existed for half a century? And to get it, he blew up international law, irreparably damaged America's diplomatic standing with the EU, crashed the market, and showed his whole ass, again, to a world sees right through him? Masterful gambit, sir.

And they won’t let you cancel service. Curious! Fascinating.

Our fucking president… #VerucaTrump #TanTrump

“There is only one of you in all time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and it will be lost.” Martha Graham

President Trump's expansion of executive power is testing Congress and the system of checks and balances rooted in the Constitution. https://to.pbs.org/3NlGP5g

Does anyone remember the classic "ICE vs The Viking in a Bathtub" sketch on Monty Python? Good times!

"Give me a peace prize or I'll start a war" is the most 3-yr old child thing... Someone. Please invoke the 25th before he invades a literal peaceful country and hurts the good people in it.

#MLK #MLKday #MartinLutherKingJR

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OMG, I need one!!! 😆 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hondura...

"Progress is the acceptance of identity, not the negation of it" - Fleet Admiral Charles Vance 🖖 #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy

A federal judge rejected the Justice Department’s attempt to obtain California’s voter rolls, delivering a setback to President Trump’s administration as it seeks to gather private information on millions of voters.

"Separating children from their parents isn't exceptional -- it's reprehensible ..." - Cpt. Nahla Ake Seems like a clear swipe at the Trump administration to me. #StarfleetAcademy #StarTrek

My husband and I watched the first episode of #StarfleetAcademy on YouTube and were actually very pleased. It was better than we expected. #StarTrek

Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"

Study finds same-sex behavior is as important for primates as “making babies” - buff.ly/j8ZqGm1

Sweden is over Trump's nonsense about Greenland and is sending in troops. SWEDEN, PEOPLE.

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Six years ago, the justices protected trans workers. Trans athletes are a different matter.

Apparently, it is now acceptable to attain a new status in life, simply by proclamation. I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift. Thank you for your attention to our delusions.

Some commissions are just plain fun!

Excellent instructional video pass it on

“Don’t kill if you can wound, don’t wound if you can subdue, don’t subdue, if you can pacify, and don’t raise a hand at all, until you’ve extended it.” Wonder Woman

From Grok...

President Trump's repeated threats to seize control of Greenland are straining relations with U.S. allies in NATO and have sparked a warning that doing so by force could spell the end of the world's biggest security alliance. https://to.pbs.org/3YBOkY1