The amount of anger I have pent up today....I am seriously considering just screaming at the top of my lungs, into the void, to release some of the pressure. Sadly, they discourage this tactic when you are at work.

It’s been 24 hours since seeing Disclosure Day, and I’m still thinking about it. I really enjoyed it and I really need someone to meet me for a drink so I can talk their head off about it.

You saw @darthbluesky.bsky.social with a giraffe?? NO YOU DIDN'T.

Not gonna lie. I caught a glimpse of the headline and gasped, excited, cause I love the smell of new tennis balls. And then swiftly saw it was an Onion headline. Major disappointment.

Knicks in five. The fireworks going off in the neighborhood. God, how I love this city ❤️🧡💙

This has just made my Friday 🥖

I’m coming to understand that maintaining hope is radical.

I took a little ramble off the beaten path today to pick up my copy of @isaacfitzgerald.bsky.social ‘s new book. And this is why I always preorder from my local indie bookstore. I had a signed first edition waiting for me 🩷 Can’t wait to lace up my boots and dive in! @astoriabookshop.bsky.social

Catching up on podcasts and listened to the recent crossover episode of @maintenancephase.bsky.social and @ifbookspod.bsky.social on the 4-Hour Body book. I just got served an ad on Instagram for one of those toilets that checks your bowel movements for you. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! (Still ❤️ you)

I am a huge fan of @isaacfitzgerald.bsky.social. His new book, American Rambler, is out in TWO WEEKS, and I can't wait to get my copy. In fact, I pre-ordered it at my local indie bookshop shortly after Christmas I was so excited! You should pre-order a copy for yourself as well. Isaac is worth it.

A public service announcement! The full production of The National Theatre's "The Importance of Being Earnest" with Ncuti Gatwa is on YouTube. 😍 My weekend is sorted.

I have reached another adult milestone: I will now be using a shampoo to keep my ever growing gray hairs healthy. Embrace the silver!

"Every time I look into the face of some “Heated Rivalry” enthusiast, women mostly, what’s staring back at me isn’t a lot of ah-ooo-gah........What’s been staring back at me is a life response, a thank-God-I’m-in-here-instead-of-out-there-in-that-world response. It’s relief."

I'm so tired I can't see straight and my boss insists on popping the gum he is chewing. The migraine is growing....

I am literally laughing and sobbing at the same time. I have tears running down my cheeks. This is the best way to celebrate the end of the year ❤️

I saw a tiktok that said: "You deserve a break. Stop healing. Crash Out. Choose Violence. Do. It. For. The. Plot" And i feel like this is the energy we should enter 2026 with

The warms my heart so much. 💕🥲

First thing my mom did when she saw me today was hand me an envelope with “important papers” inside. Long story short I now have the hospital bracelet I was given when I was born and the hair from my first hair cut.

Hold up! George Washington’s dentist made him dentures out of a combination of human and horse teeth, and ivory from a hippopotamus?!? I fucking love Ken Burns documentaries. 🤩

Are we allowed to nominate all the facial hair in Death By Lightning for a Best Actor award?

How is my Friday going? I just grinded my teeth into a headache. The weekend can't start soon enough for me.

Today, my trainer told me my squats are looking really good. And for the first time in my life I didn't flinch or think about my "fat ass." I thought about my progress, and how strong my legs are, and how I want to lift more and more weight. And, that my friends, is an incredible feeling.

Just finished @caseyjohnston.bsky.social ‘s book A Physical Education. Incredible read! I started lifting weights and working with a trainer 8 months ago, and this book has given me so much motivation and encouragement to just keep at it. Even when I fall on my ass pulling a sled across the room.

I'm currently reading a book that makes my heart squeeze. I get so invested in the characters and story, and it feels real, and when something super emotional happens, *SQUEEZE.* ❤️ I love that feeling. It's why I love reading. (The book is Slow Dance by @rainbowrowell.bsky.social)

Today's life lesson with @theferocity.bsky.social: Never get on his bad side.

I'm not able to make it to the NYC event, BUT YOU SHOULD IF YOU CAN! I've pre-ordered my copy from my local indie bookstore and can't wait to read it! @theferocity.bsky.social @maggiesmithpoet.bsky.social

Yes. Yes it is.

I got a $150 rebate when I bought my contact lenses recently, but the rebate came in the form of a "virtual credit card." I can't put that on my credit card to help pay for those contact lenses, which is annoying. But I did just buy $113 worth of books at my local indie bookshop for pickup later 😈

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Things are *gestures around,* but TIL there is an annual T-Rex race?!? The pictures are incredible. @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Today is the kind of day I wish I could have a dog in my apartment.

We've reached squirrel sploot temperatures, people. Stay safe.

I went to see Viola's Room at The Shed on Saturday and I am STILL thinking about it. I need to talk to someone who has seen this, too! I've also gotta go back. I wish it has been longer.

How is my day going? I just had a panic attack because I couldn't remember what day of the week it was.

I want "She's perfectly leveraged for the squat" on my tombstone. That is incredible 😍

Can we get a ruling @darthbluesky.bsky.social ?

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Chief Brody was my favorite of the squad. Besides having an incredible name, he was a sweet pup who loved first, second, and, sometimes, third dinner. I never met you CB, but you always brought a smile to my face. Rest well, buddy. 💔🤍

I've built a shrine to my welly b. It also helps with my ADHD.

the pope watched Dogma in 4K right before he died. His last words were "snootchie bootchies"

It’s 80 degrees in NYC, I’ve got all my windows open, and I’m listening to Carly Rae Jepsen. Happy Spring!

I'm feeling that otter.

The ONLY April Fool's allowed today.

Nothing like returning from vacation, opening up the work email for the first day back, and seeing 5100 new messages to shift though. What were you all doing while I was away?!?

I am going to a sumo tournament in Osaka today, and I cannot express how excited I am about this 🤩

Wow. Hulu really screwed this up, didn’t they?

How is it possible Ralph Fiennes STILL does not have an Academy Award?!?!

Remember in the early days of the internet how it screamed every time we logged on? We should have paid attention to that.

The trainer I was working with today said my form was "on point." And my little perfectionist and over-achieving heart SANG. ♥️

I'm at work and keep yelling "You are all good dogs!" at my TV screen while watching the Westminster Dog Show. There are no losers in my opinion. My coworkers love me.