he's gonna.... Kash in?

so trump gets total carte blanche

Greatest country in the history of the world cant do daycare or look after its old people

JD Vance’s forthcoming memoir about becoming a Catholic features a United Methodist church on its cover.

"He has declared “victory” more than eight times, that he has “won” more than 10 times, “winning” more than five times, and Iranian forces have been either “obliterated” or suffered “obliteration” more than six times.... Trump has used the words “decimate” or “decimation” at least six times. "

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

Chuck Schumer likes to imagine how his politics play with an imaginary middle-class middle-aged couple on Long Island, but I don't think he realizes that couple is currently constructing a guillotine in their suburban backyard and stockpiling Molotov cocktails.

"Kathleen Stefik, a 59-year-old Trump voter, said she personally feels the hostility from Canadians she acknowledges that his rhetoric about Canada has been damaging. “What a jerk … shut up, just stop. Be a president, act like a president.” Leopard face etc

Daughters aren't allowed, only manly men WARFIGHTERS

President Donald Trump spent five minutes of Thursday’s Cabinet meeting boasting of his thrift with a story about negotiating for $5 personalized Sharpies. The company that makes the permanent markers said the exchange never happened.

Thoughts and Prayers, that's what happens

The Republican Party spent $1 million on this race. The Democrats spent about $100k. Money matters but it’s not the end-all be-all of outcomes.

so which is it?

laser focused on the drapes for the ballroom and the marble for the Kennedy Center ( that apparently needs time to dry)

Bill Huizenga posted on Facebook today trying to sell “modernizing” the au pair program as an answer to the childcare crisis. That tells you how out of touch this millionaire congressman is. He framed au pairs as part of the solution for families facing a “lack of...affordable childcare.”

Of course no MAGA wants to go overseas on a vacation so...

This is the conservative pitch to most Americans: Sure, you might be suffering as a result of our policies, but other people -- people who are different from you, people you don't like -- they're suffering a lot more than you, so it all works out.

making it all about himself is.... par for the course

Our government is run by extremely serious and sober people.

These lined up very well

If your favorite character from The Pitt was the guy who punched the nurse in the face, you'll love SNL's MAHAspital.

We could still be curing cancer and giving kids free meals and forgiving student loans and doing universal healthcare but instead we’ve got some boats on a dock.

drawing a black rectangle over the text does not actually meaningfully redact that text, i guess they do not teach this in law school. i wasn't even testing the fences here, i just accidentally clicked on a black rectangle and it opened my computer's email app!

I wonder if Whitaker was better at selling toilets to the larger gentleman?

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

The number of "Sir"s being used must be a sign he's flailing badly

NEW: The Iranian drone strike that killed 6 U.S. troops in Kuwait at the start of the war was far more devastating than previously disclosed. Dozens suffered traumatic brain injuries, burns, and shrapnel wounds. At least one required an amputation. More than 30 remain hospitalized. (CBS News)

Coming soon - "President Trump has done everything he can to make the sun rise today"

"Exquisite Class" of Weaponry 🤮 he's going to want some of that Home Depot gold laurel leaf on them soon

How many Scaramuccis will the Board of Peace last?

Have the factories been built yet, Kevin? Please point to a factory, Kevin. Just one

your new DHS secretary, everyone:

The video showing the people on the boat being killed by a second strike never got released did it? Yet another scandal overtaken by a worse one

She's so mad she forgets he's the Secretary of WAR next she'll be saying the Gulf of Mexico

Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

love the subtitles call her Miss GNOME 😂

hmm, what other oath did they swear to? oh yeh, obey the Constitution

yes, we must take our lead and positions from what voters in Arkansas think, I mean look at who they voted for...

Liver with a few slices of onion alternating with a small bit of chicken and piece of broccoli and one other thing, what a glorious Golden Age it is

Kids, this is what happens when you snort drugs off toilet seats

Here is Rep. Al Green holding up a sign that according to CNN's Manu Raju said "Black people are not apes” before Steve Scalise pulled it down

This machine kills fascists.

Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms

Crypto is stupid You can also trade for Pudgy Penguins and PancakeSwap

OMG, she’s literally the director of AI safety at Meta. So comforting to know Meta is releasing its products out into the wild without necessary safeguards.

when you're in deep deep trouble, go back to the stuff that used to work

If you listen it almost sounds like a Dr. Seuss rhyme I cannot charge a little cent, I cannot even make a dent. I cannot ask for one small fee, I cannot make it about me.

Welp.

She's running to replace Dick Durbin and, uh, to say this is a welcome change in tone and attitude would be a hell of an understatement.

Wrote about how DOGE bros blew up already approved grants by feeding project names into ChatGPT and asking it "is this DEI, tell me in less than 120 characters."