Why hasn't Trump come out for "NO TAX ON BRIBES OR EXTORTIONIST LAWSUITS" yet? Is he stupid?

Other false media statements identified in the Kash Patel complaint: 1. Special Agents do not, in fact, refer to him as “J. Edgar Shart” 2. Patel did, in fact, know that the FBI is part of the Executive Branch and that Wyoming is a state. He just always looks surprised when you tell him things. /1

Republican calls for Trump's exrcution!

YAY ME!!! I bet on Polymarket that the big, black dildo thrown at John Oliver tonight would stick the landing on his desk! WOO HOO!!!

Life was simpler back when Trump's Whoremuse was Laura Loomer.

Because Republicans. When the hood fits.

In retrospect we probably should have known… 🤣

SAILORS AND MARINES ARE BEING RATIONED FOOD‼️ TRUMPS GOT A BALLROOM, ARCH AND OTHER NEEDLESS SHIT GOING WHILE OUR MILITARY ISN'T BEING FED OR PROVIDED BASIC NECESSITIES IN HIS EPSTEIN WAR‼️ substack.com/@navshad/not...

More research is necessary but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalised vaccine are still alive six years later.

Took a nice, long Sunday nap and had a really good dream! And while I was sleeping, the Cubs won their FIFTH in a row in extras!

I’ve been saving this Leavitt quote for for a reason and here it is. “You always want to be the most well read person in the room and I try to every day. But Donald Trump always is.”

If you think about it- and Trump probably has- isn't voting a matter of national security? Democrats are actively working for regime change here in the US. Can he bomb their bridges and power plants to thwart this?

Is Iran stupid? Why don't they fear this guy??!!

Hello trump! Have someone read this to you!!

Only 3 notifications while I napped. Does all of Bluesky nap when I do?

"You put your blockade in You pull your blockade out You put your blockade in and you sail it all about Do the Hokey Trumpy cuz your brain is full of doubt That's what he's all about"

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani on Newsmakers: “To be told a city-run grocery store is implausible, but $500 million a day to kill people in Iran and Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

It’s been said it’s immoral to let a sucker keep his money.

Tbh maybe we should just do all the news in Lego music video form at this point

Trump abruptly wraps up the event before he gets any questions about Iran

Caitlyn Jenner voted for Trump and had what she voted for… Credit: chescaleigh on instagram

Reporter: “Did Anthropic have a meeting at the White House?” Trump: “Who?” Reporter: “Anthropic.” Trump: “I have no idea.”

I just caught Chris Jansing talking about the Kennedy Center and saying, "or as he calls it" saying his last name. Stop it. Just because this petulant manbaby wants his name on buildings or change the name of bodies of water, doesn't mean we have to acquiesce. It's just The Kennedy Center. Period.

CNN has exposed the existence of what they describe as a massive online “rape academy”, where men gather to celebrate the drugging, recording, and sexual assault of their wives and partners for the pleasure of other similarly depraved men... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/women-are-...

So we’ve got a political soap opera unfolding like a reality show that forgot it was reality. Erika says: “We’re stepping back for security reasons.” Candace goes: “SECURITY? Honey please. That wasn’t security, that was Ticketmaster whispering ‘uhhh… we’re lonely.’”

The Pitt. Damn.

Is there a constitutional question here?

I had to choose TODAY to express my secret love for a mutual and Bluesky had to go bonkers! Who knows when I'll work the nerve up again??

Trying to post on Bluesky today.

Fuck this! It's naptime!

Has Bluesky tried unplugging and plugging back in?

Cubits??!! Are we talking about the trouble with tribbles? I don't keep up with that Star Wars stuff or the Bible. Or Bill Cosby.

Take a moment and watch this until the end.

Bluesky taking the day off?

Full Disclosure: Though a Ferrerman of a certain age, I've never in my life felt fake breasts. Serious. Should I book a flight to Mar Lago or Fox News?

Business- Trump style www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxFQ...

At the risk of sounding finookaphobic, I could never be in the mafia and have to kiss guys all the time. Fuggeddaboudit!

Don't forget about the time he thought people here on a visa got free Visa credit cards.