Close-up photo of unprofessional employee of the U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

Every god damn day…

BITD, oh I think about a year ago, when you heard the FBI, the CDC or the DOJ was on the case, you had a good degree of comfort knowing that the issue would be resolved. Now- with those same agencies on the job- you sigh and say, "I know where this is going..."

The Kirk plot continues to thicken. Or thin... www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmHE...

Awwww my heart

HEH, Yeah the kids will get this one.

Has there ever been a more perfectly menacing killer than Javier Bardem in "No Country for Old Men"?

Amelia Earhart??!! Goddamn it- I voted for Trump to release the DALE EARNHART files!!

I approve this sign.

PEOPLE, PLEASE: Can we ALL agree that the US Attorney's name is Spam Blondi? That's NOT too much to ask for.

🎵Secretary of War. HUH! Good God ya'll What is he good for? Absolutely NOTHING! Say it again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZJR...

Irony died yesterday

Trump (asked about the rerelease of "Trump Vodka": "No, I don't drink it. I don't drink. It would explain a lot though, wouldn't it?"

UK, please remember that we think you are the smart ones.. "Their latest campaign is designed to echo Trump’s deranged “they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats” about migrants in Springfield, Ohio. Only in Farage’s half-baked response, migrants are hiking out to Royal Parks to eat swans.

If someone won't give you the time of day, consider that they might not have a watch.

I think we are going to find out that the Chinese do Tik Tok better than us.

Government shutdown? I thought that started on January 20 of this year.

I would imagine Kegsbreath is calling in all the Generals to sign loyalty oaths. Anybody who refuses is a civilian. 🤷‍♂️

The new Survivor looks lamer than usual. Some of these people ought to consider getting in shape before a deal like this.

According to Republicans women shouldn't be in power...I guess this is why...💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

Just saw an ICE recruitment commercial during the Cubs game. I don't think I'll join though.

People: You have to look at it from Trump's perspective. He is POTUS. In his old, addled mind, anyone who might run or vote against him is an enemy. Democrats are plotting against him by fundraising! How can that happen in America? He's old, scared and a degenerate asshole. He CAN'T take this well.

When the HELL is Trump going to raise the tariff on Chinese PLASTIC skeletons?! These Halloween decorations can be locally sourced in practically any town in the US and are 100% made in America! They last forever too! BUY AMERICAN- if you can dig it.

What people don't know, and will come out in the show trial, is that James Comey tipped off Tony Soprano to the whereabouts of Phil Leotardo.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BJq... Pretty good take here.

This stature was removed from the National Mall early this morning because President Donald Trump is a colossal pussy who does not want America to think about how he is complicit with child rape for decades. #Epstein #TrumpPedo

Mom told us she only took Tylenol when pregnant with the 7 of us, after she was really hungover.

I've never been 4 Imprint certain about anything in my life, and I'm good with that.

"Let Me Tell You About My Best Friend" #ReleaseTheEpsteinFilrs #Pedo47

The metaphor of Trump beginning his reign of terror descending an escalator, and now being stymied by an escalator is

This ICE shooting- are we going to get blamed for ALL republican gunplay??

Epstein #Epstein EpsteinFiles #EpsteinFiles Trump #Trump Maxwell #Maxwell FBI #FBI Patel #Patel DOJ #DOJ

Question for medical professionals: Is it enough to do the complete opposite of what Trump or RFK Jr. say, or is there more to it than that?

First world problem: The remote broke. No, not batteries. Fortunately, I had a back-up. Didn't do shit until I turned the TV off and on and it reset. So, WHEW! Close call! I have to golf in the morning!

Well, I quit my subscription to the Cubs channel, and it actually was easy- AND WORKED! Try THAT with Disney, YouTube TV or Amazon! No, don't- they are a fucking nightmare! I'll re-up next season and they know that. Very civilized.

When we get rid of Trump at the booth, we will then have to address the lawless Supreme Court.

What if there really was a Rapture, and just nobody made the cut?

Outside of maga and sites like this, who really knew who he was? He's more famous dead than alive and because of the way he died. A car or plane crash would have been a 24hr newscycle. The media sure did help! They are all PR firms anyway.

A little Streisand for the day: 🎵For it's the rapture we will remember whenever we remember the way we were