idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

My toon self, Luno B. Loupus. A big bad wolf type character. Now with optional glasses a la Milo Aukerman. - #myart #ocsky #fursona #toonfur #punkart

Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb

Someone forgot how to stoat.

look at it in full…. ah gn chat

Should I buy a fursuit?

Austin Powers: The Twink That Ghosted Me

Wanted to paint this dog

when the food is savory and it makes me go "uuu mami!"

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

Another 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘦 commission from @admooosa.bsky.social. @leeden.bsky.social and I sleeping (or supposed to be asleep at this hour), in the comfort of our cozy bedroom, window open to the night. Thanks a lot Adam for your art. It's full of love.

"My kinks are classified on various porn websites as SFW so I can reply to anyone with both art and remarks pertaining to it and its actually not unwanted sexual remarks even though I get extremely aroused by it" Interesting point you made ancient pharaoh curse upon you 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌

-what's up? Wanna see some HIIT moves?- A coach who always likes to show his lower body, expecting people to watch clear.

spongebob big guy pants okay

Sleeper build

give me a B-A-D

Blep

npc guards in stealth games

unexpected photoshoot

i woke up with a joner i woke up with a hard jeanis

anyways, rrrrrrrrrrrrr

thank you soulseek user GirlCockEnjoyer564 for hooking me up with a download of the HAIM record from this year

hyena commission 🚛

it can happen to you

november [ #art / #sillyhours ]

brrr

Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

cracked myself up too hard by realizing that keeping my duo streak alive is just smoking a bowl and jamming on cheap thrills by sia

🎶🐻

People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke

𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓 🍑🍌🍓🍉🥑🥝🍇🍒🍋🍏 .

Ever seen a badger get the zoomies? Now you have! (Little timeline-cleansing cuteness I found elsewhere for y'all <3)

imagine a fake sign language interpreter for a performance of next to normal just going like this the whole time

#3157 A helpful tutorial

four word sad story; chess revival lea michele.

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

the wikipedia IPA alphabet guy probably gives good throat

Sleepy little guys who will be ready to nap on your lanyards as you kick around MFF! They're all one of a kind, so get to my table fast if you have your eye on one!

old mcdonald threw some ass, e-i-e-i-o, on his cheeks i blew my cash, e-i-e-i-o

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

BURN IT ALL

whitney houston's i'm every woman but the key change keeps rising