Woohoo Seahawks!!! I'm just so psyched for the PNW escorts who are about to get extra gifts and tips from their favorite athletic clients.

I just realized that Dee Snider is still alive, and I was so grateful that I bored my boyfriend for half an hour about his testimony to Senate during the PMRC hearings. He's asleep, but giving me a thumbs up 👍🏼

From our Monday night D&D game from one year ago. Still apropos today... (and every day) @eladarling.bsky.social @myriad.bsky.social @cloverbee.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/covenmtg/cli...

Our final episode on Hedy Lamarr is out today! @eladarling.bsky.social & @sovereignsyre.bsky.social discuss her inventions & her patent for Frequency Hopping How is it that she never saw a dime from her invention? Because she happened to be a dime herself, of course: five.libsyn.com/show/episode...

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Man, I'm just trying to smoke a bowl and look at a bunch of cool trees while I scroll on my phone, but Twitter is hashing my vibe so hard Have some trees with blue sky, BlueSky:

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Maybe you just aren't friends with enough whores. Maybe you should work on that?

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I have a podcast. I am a Podcaster. I've recorded hours of amazing, thoroughly researched episodes with my bestie, @SovereignSyre and our first three episodes drop today! Please subscribe and check it out, I'm more proud of my work w Sov than most shit:

— SO ANYWAY INSISTING THAT SEX WORKERS HAVE TO BE EMPOWERED BY THEIR WORK TO DESERVE RESPECT AND LABOUR PROTECTIONS IS A PARTICULARLY MISOGYNISTIC FORM OF DOMESTIC LABOUR DISCRIMINATION THAT RELIES ON THE DEVALUATION OF FEMINISED LABOUR LIKE CHILDCARE, HOUSE CLEANING, AND ADMINIS

Just took a Hitachi break during commercials and came while a McDonald's ad was on and now I want a cheeseburger My pussy has been responsible for so many bad choices, I just love to see a boss queen diversifying her portfolio

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his children hate him, everyone laughs at him, nobody thinks he's a genius anymore. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Elon Musk is online. Go and watch him fuck up. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…'

This thread 💯

I got a fractured wrist for my birthday, but at least I looked really cute right before I went ass over teakettle

After some life shit, I'm finally getting back into researching AI tools to supplement and streamline the work I do as an adult content creator One question I got at @XBIZ Miami was: how to deal with AI tools like ChatGPT being anti-sex work? I do it like this! #AIforHoes

The small assumptions they make about what I probably love or hate about my job just grate on me a little harder. They want stories of me being a glamorous badass action hero whore that they really NEED me to be to fit their narrative and it isn't as bad as the alternative but its still tiring

This is something I've found hard to articulate. I've been on calls, in social scenarios, etc with people who are SO enthusiastic about supporting sex workers that when they realize I am one, I suddenly feel very observed. It feels similar to someone's first time seeing the ocean.

This is one of the few places on social media that isn’t horribly punitive to sex workers, and yet people are already arguing that porn should be banned so that they can comfortably scroll at work? Grow up!!

You know what sucks when you just got home after a 6 hour drive and want to get into your home to pee? Trying to figure out which app to download and make an account on so you can unlock your front door My father's gun safe has better security than this shitty lock they put in!

I got home today to find I was locked out of my apt– a new digital lock had been installed on my door while I was away Maintenance Homie helped–a text from an unknown number that I ignored was the only place to find instructions to ACCESS MY HOME What an absolutely dystopian inconvenience

My drug dealer just sent out a message– on her private Weed Menu Telegram channel– announcing that her wife finally gave birth, welcoming their son into the world 💕 This is the social media content I want more of in my life! I sent them a bassinet from their registry because the weed is fire af 🔥

A social media site with no whores on it (at least not the kind you like). Shit is doomed to fail.

So we're NOT doing hashtags here? Cool cool cool, I feel like King Dipshit of Boomer Mountain

Saw some cool little friends while walking around outside yesterday. Caterpillar is named Gable, Orb-weaver spider is named Marge.

Okay, finally. Now make it apply to sex workers

I quit Reddit when they dropped support for third party apps and I'm trying to understand the fediverse. I joined lemmy.world which feels like a small sapling compared to the giant oak tree that was Reddit but idk If you are informed on the topic, feel free to give me a primer

Dead inside but still horny- subscribe to my free #OnlyFans at www.eladarling.com I'll be posting and active there again when I'm home after Sunday, but there's tits galore to enjoy!

Sonic fucking rules

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Never talk to the police! Cops act friendly to get you comfortable and talking - not to help you, but in hopes you'll incriminate yourself. No good! The less you say, the harder it is for them to win in court. Stopped by 12? Invoke the 5th - and lawyer up - fast!

Can I get a roll call for any and everyone I know who is going to #SDCC this year? My Comic Con Family is skipping it this year and my birthday is July 23, so I'm trying to figure out where to be and what to do for my birthday.

Yeah, I have a Master's in Library and Information Science, but did you know that I also have a PHD? 🤜🤛🎓

Evergreen

You won't find me on Threads for the same reason you won't find me on Instagram: I'm unwelcome on the platform because I'm a #sexworker I wonder if Instagram's mass banning of my and other SW accounts was because they wanted to clean up the platform before they launched Threads?

I stayed up until 4 am Sunday night/Monday morning so I've spent the last few days learning the definition of hubris How's your week going?

I went to an iconic Austin joint tonight

My new mini goal is finding a way to make BlueSky my new ADHD scrolling pass time now that Reddit and Twitter are in a race to the bottom, and there's no room at the Inn for whores like me on Instagram. Suggestions?