REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

I feel pretty comfortable saying most UFC fighters are douchebags to varying degrees, some way WAY more than others

“the president was loudly booed in the countrys most populous city we traveled to this small town in south dakota to find out why”

Additional $5M fine for every time I have to see either "We're sorry to see you go" or, later on, "We miss you, please come back"

Asmongold on the Male Loneliness Epidemic

Did she get new teeth or something, why is she making that stupid face

damsel/snidely actually made me laugh out loud which is saying something

i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.

You know usually I find the endless comparisons to Idiocracy annoying but...well...

Worst Oreo flavor

I feel like it was fairly obvious that this was always what was going to happen here This is what actual weaponization of the DOJ looks like fyi. Apply for the federal slush fund that the J6 insurrectionists are getting $ from

For my own mental health I choose to believe this dude (lady? idk) is AI

My face reading the title to this article

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Mother who put cheese on cauliflower: "Did you like your lunch, honey?" Kid: *nods enthusiastically* Mother: "It was cauliflower!" Kid: *cries and throws plate on the floor* This is basically what is happening to Slay the Spire 2 rn

If you watch this video and think it actually happened, you will be tricked into giving a Nigerian prince your SSN before the year is out

Bipartisanship wins again Also this is the plot of Doom Eternal

I knew about NIN in high school but Aphex Twin and Bjork I have to hand to my first college gf, what up Emily

My dad paid me 25 cents an hour for helping him with lawn care business but he would pay for lunch at this local tavern that had GREAT hamburgers so...yeah...I was getting a great deal

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Nothing motivates voters more than being shamed and berated by the party they mostly agree with Also, that 10% includes endless funding for Israel's genocide, that's a pretty fucking significant 10%, asshole

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Yeah I'm thinking you're gonna get a wee bit of pushback on that one, Palantir

The only time I ever drive my car nowadays is to go visit my parents an hour away. I walk to work, I walk to the grocery store, I walk to the bars (too many of them lol)...if it's a little far to walk I take the Metrolink or, if I must, a rideshare. It's the best

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

What is this AI horseshit and why are you using the trad wife apron on barefoot aesthetic for the woman? LMAO this is cursed

I hate that my immediate reaction to this cool looking shot was "it's probably fake though" and then finding out I was right We can't have fucking anything these days, man

The idiotic refusal of news orgs to realize that the USPS is not *supposed* to make money is incredibly infuriating

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

they were saying all kinds of mean stuff about you behind the moon

Whenever I get an off-schedule Apple News push alert on my phone I’m excited “it” may have happened

When I use the calculator app on my phone it cries tears of joy

Wait, how did Bondi get canned? Doesn't anybody know the DOW was once over 50,000

Trump spends about half his time dreaming up new awards and trophies to tell other people to give to him

oh my god

These twinks are late for class man, what are they doing

Yeah you know they really haven't come up with any new fundamental laws of the physical world recently

If in the year of our Lord 2026, you think leaning into support for the state of Israel is a key to winning the presidency, I don’t know, we need a stronger word than delusional

Yeah we get it he’s dumb as hell and stupid as shit, but all we can do is ride him out for now though since Congress won’t do what is needed

The Epstein Energy Crisis demands blood

The Hastune Miku concert just let out and they're all still holding their little glow sticks

In a fair world if you got into real estate speculation in the world's worst MMO to the tune of millions of actual dollars, you would be given a gov-issued helmet for your own safety and if you had any assets left they would be liquidated and used to fund like, childcare initiatives or something

Does the phrase “I’m not familiar with that” have some kind of mystical power to shield you from all accountability or something

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mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”

The government of Israel is committing a genocide and dragging the US into WW3. Those that support the actions of that government are animals that need deprogramming.