guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

0 reason for Bill Burr to be on here and makes no sense given the kind of person and man he had me convinced that he was, super fuckin disappointed

As an older millennial let me just say I heckin love articles

If your idea of nostalgia for things gone by is "stores used to be different", then get better memories

This is what most of the people employed by ICE would actually like to do at protests but the ever-thinning veneer of potential consequences for them still kind of holds them back

If you work for ICE, whatever you think your own personal politics are, just know that you are no different from this guy when push comes to shove. You are a net negative on society

Of course what I mean is zero tolerance for anybody ELSE doing these things, we're still allowed to lol

Or you both realize you disagree and then your brain instinctively commands that the next thing out of your mouth be the most boring, fence-sitting, nonconfrontational political comment in the history of speech so the other person can nod and you can drop it

The president of the united states is sending armed troops to an american city for no discernible reason and has authorized the military to use "full force" on citizens An even semi-competent opposition party would begin the process of removal immediately on the grounds he's clearly insane but alas

If there is one dickhead on earth that can actually get people to rally behind Nintendo as a company it’s Grummz

oh my god complete vindication. he banned me over facts!

As an olive branch to the Right, Disney will re-release the Lion King but rewrite Scar as a noble outsider looking to take on the Pride Rock Deep State

With this admin I’d say it’s about 50/50 on whether or not this is about using the military against US citizens

God damnit MO please stop embarrassing me for 2 seconds

This is the kind of thing that sounds like a compliment until you think about it for 2 seconds

Have you ever found yourself lamenting, "Wow, I wish I could just be wresting away control of a half-eaten fried chicken bone that was just on the sidewalk!"? If so, then dog ownership is for you!

one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life

Sorry, I’m not reading your article. If you want me to understand your politics, please write them on a bullet and shoot me in the head. Thanks

So to recap, It was detainees that were shot, not ICE agents The FBI wants you to believe the person shooting detainees wrote “Anti-ICE” on a bullet they didn’t fire in marker I mean lmao

Asstitominophen

Bad news, your republican aunt Rhonda from facebook is antifa

Would you describe yourself as against fascism? Congratulations, the US government is saying you're a terrorist now

Yeah dude we all should’ve just stayed on the nazi site owned by the nazi, good post

Press release from the left to DHS: Suck our collective dick and gargle our many balls

As a gym guy let me just say this guy's biceps are actually too big, the bicep/forearm ratio is way tf off

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

the trajectory from circa 1999 Man Show-era women jumping on trampolines Jimmy Kimmel to 2025 free speech canary in the coal mine Jimmy Kimmel is really something

New idea. Abandon democratic voters to court people that yank the football away every election. Give me $10M a year pls

Not really the point but you ever notice how some people having facial hair somehow draws *more* attention to the fact that they look like a 12 year old wearing a costume beard

Apparently 90% of us are walking around in a sort of Sixth Sense situation

All I’m saying is if I went to a sporting event and they did a moment of silence for a political podcaster I would laugh so loudly the whole stadium would hear it

Kirk didn't serve in the military or hold office. The war hero treatment -- half-mast flags, military guard, Air Force Two escort, calls for a statue at the Capitol or to lie in the Rotunda -- shows that for MAGA, service to Trump has become the highest, most honorable form of service.

LOL this mf really said he's gonna cancel the drivers licenses of people who posted an untoward tweet about Charlie Kirk, this man is the mayor of Insane-o-Town

Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

The Left is so violent

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

Government of cringe ass dorks and weirdos

its funny to be ruled by internet-brained idiots like this, when anyone with a passing familiarity of this internet political moment knew instinctively this was going to be an incoherent brain rotted gamer white boy who sees politics and violence as entertainment

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

Hey Kash check this out

This explains it better than I can

Shit like this is EXACTLY why myself and so many others were sounding the alarm when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.

It’s not considered political violence to dehumanize people until they’re so ostracized by society that they take their own lives. It’s not considered political violence to make policy choices to intentionally kill people by depriving them of life saving healthcare.

Like I’m sorry but every day like hundreds of kids die in poverty due to malnutrition and lack of medical care but I’m supposed to feel sorry for the tragedy of WHO dying?