It is my sworn duty to cast a circle of protection to shield Dinky Pinkerton at all costs.

Keep it up everyone, if we just keep making games with women and pronouns we can eventually ensure that the chuds never get to enjoy a single new video game ever again

LOOK AT IT

Stop sharing New York Times links. Stop reading the New York Times. Stop playing NYT games like Wordl. Stop trying to convince me there are good "journalists" writing for them. I'm tired of seeing this trash rag and the human garbage who write for it in my feed.

One of the most criminally underrated mash-ups ever. youtu.be/sINDnODMS-s?...

Oh. Oh dear...

And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...

I needed a good, ugly-laugh/-cry/-internal-screaming to start the weekend off right.

Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

Home from a cardiac ablation yesterday for AFib. Showered, relaxed, and in need of good tunes and game recommendations.

Registration. For a PROTEST.

Easily one of my all-time favorite vocalists, and one hell of a great dude. It's going to be an At The Gates discography dive this week, I can already tell. RIP Tomas, and thank you.

Lorna Shore videos fall into three camps: 1) a performance from the band 2) a fantastical, oftentimes gory, mini-film with an interesting story 3) a retelling of something that happened to one of the members that leaves Bob (me) in tears. Guess which one this is? youtu.be/2pScWD7ay1I?...

B.J. Blazkowicz is a terrorist who would sooner turn all Nazis into a fine mist than have an open and honest dialogue. That’s why the left is losing.

An assassin writes Bella Ciao in the same breath as a Notices Your Bulge meme on his bullets. One of the government responses is a practicing Hindu asserting that the fundamentalist Christian victim will join him in a Norse pagan afterlife. Welcome to the epistemic collapse.

...Kash Patel did not just say what I think he just said.

And I will wait for as long as needed.

The only thing missing here is Terri being all ACAB while her Dad was busy paying her college tuition BY BEING A COP, and she would legit be my former friend from high school who got mad that I found joy in buying socks for myself during the pandemic... with a name change.

You mean to tell me we have members of The Opposition Party... actually opposing what's going on for once?

I’m not reading any updates about RFK unless they start with “found dead at” or “scheduled to be shot out of a cannon by Make a Wish at the request of a child with blood cancer”

Hey, remember the time when people would actively not do what the person at the bottom of this thread was doing? Yeah, me neither.

"I still listen to loud music. Techno, for instance."

"OH, I see you're laughing, too! Hahaha haha... wait, those are sobs, aren't they?"

When a brewery you frequent has their annual Tiki Week, you dress (almost) accordingly.

...and what little joy you have left in your life

Sorry, I am not voting for Caffeine-Free Diet MAGA. I don't care how blue the can is.

So... why? Also... don't do this. Please. metalinjection.net/upcoming-rel...

Just... damn, son.

Okay, it took me a minute to realize that that's someone else's elbow or leg on the right, because... yeah.

TIL Matt Riddle has an OnlyFans page, and now I'll have persistent nightmares about that.

This is giving mad "former friend from high school who is berating me for finding joy in ordering new socks for myself during a pandemic" vibes. I know this post is calling that behavior out, but man... she was not fun to deal with on the tail end of our friendship. Such bad memories.

Sending huge love to Tomas, his family, and his bandmates right now. This is absolutely horrible. blabbermouth.net/news/at-the-...

Is this a surprise to anyone? youtu.be/OwG0J78ibMw?...

All it took for me was people being super shitty during the pandemic (both major US political parties) and friends/fans of a certain narcissistic, coke-abusing, woodturning Midwestern ex-bestie keeping tabs on me for me up and leave Facebook for good. If you wanna quit, just quit. It's not hard.

I'm glad the outfits from Mr. S Leathers and the acting lessons from various "Tops" on FetLife and Recon are paying off (finally).

I just want to be over and done with this impending cardiac ablation surgery already, so I don't feel like I need to sleep 10-14 hours a day just to feel somewhat "normal" again.

Have any potential Dem presidential nominees spoken out against the genocide Israel is committing with US backing against Palestine? Or are they all to the right of fucking Marjorie Taylor Greene on this issue?

Me too.

I remember when Animal Crossing: New Horizons was shortened to AC: NH, and I thought "How sick would an Assassin's Creed game be if it was based in New Hampshire?"

It might be the fact that I have an impending heart surgery coming up talking, but my filter towards neo-Nazis, neo-Cons, and shitlibs is now completely and utterly eradicated. I have zero issues with calling shit out, and I have zero fucks to give about it.

Seriously, fuck the WWE. Garbage-ass company.

August 4th will mark FIVE fucking years since this video came out, and things are just as bleak now (if not moreso) as they were when this premiered. We need a new Anaal Nathrakh album more than ever, damnit. youtu.be/OwG0J78ibMw?...

I feel bad that he's more-than-likely going to be "future endeavored" during the next round of releases, all for standing up for himself and others.

With the release of a new Firelink track, it's important to remember that he is a Christofascist, antsemitic dickhead

THE BOBO-MONSTER!

Fuck Spotify, now and forever.

I've been on a major Imperial Triumphant/Sigh kick lately, but when I first heard this earlier in the week, I didn't realize how much I was craving some BDR (Big Dumb Riffage... btw I use this term as a major, MAJOR compliment). This has got that BDR in spades. So good. youtu.be/4Z5KP0qRS3M?...