Me (looking out the window): That’s not what I’m doing, I’m doing something else

The “keep politics out of sports” crowd is pretty keen on politics in sports at the moment

i am asking one person to run the numbers on stutter run up vs straight run up just to see

So if they knew that why didn’t they just red flag it. It literally impacted the finishing order

FIA making sure Russell finished 2nd

Leclerc comfortably leading Good thing Ferrari always handles these things extremely well

LADS

Can’t believe I’m here in person to witness what might be one of the biggest upsets in sports

Omg Silverstone sucks in these regs lmao

I love that intention is determined by video review. Can you commit intuition to film? Can you capture desire?

Pochettino refusing to make subs:

I’m surprised at the reaction to this red card from everyone who insisted the VAR intervention with Senegal was correct

Balo -gun -telli

That is a penalty, but VAR hasn't intervened to overturn similar penalties in this World Cup. It's out of step with what has been a pretty consistent standard at the tournament.

Fuck Belgium, all my homies hate Belgium.

[winger dribbles past 14 players who are all somehow holding swords, plays a perfect through ball] [midfielder runs through lava as multiple tigers (?) claw at his body, chips a perfect pass] [Erling Haaland mishits the ball and it trickles into an empty net] "You just can't stop Erling Haaland".

Showing Haaland’s dad celebrating at FT before anyone else is the most “soccer dad” shit of all time

Omg robbed a beautiful equalizer. That was going in

Fuck off Haaland literally ruins my day every day

Honestly Goat Divoire

NO ERA PENAL

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy Hakimi hits the post

21 year old takes the best pen of the shootout so far

Verbruggen good finish

MAGHREBBBBBBB

This is purely cowardice from Martinez. It’s obvious he doesn’t deserve the minutes and yet he can’t even *sub him off* let alone not start him. Absurd.

No way in hell is he interfering gtfoh

How I feel rooting for Ghana but I’m being genuine

Once you hear Ian Darke sounding like Matt Berry you can’t unhear it. He somehow makes Panama 5 syllables at times. I would love to see someone do a supercut of all the Berryesque pronunciations Darke pulls out in a game

It’s coming home I don’t think the “it” is football exactly but something far more sinister

That’s a penalty? In this World Cup?

Fox’s World Cup coverage is so braindead. They just led into a commercial break with “France-Norway wasn’t the Mbappe - Haaland show, see who played show-stealer next” The answer is this man, shown holding the award for the best footballer in the world *checks watch* last September

Pausa de Hidratación

The seat Haaland has on Norway’s bench as Dembele scores a hat trick

That's Türkiye's biggest result against the US since ...

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From the gc during game 1. It is actually crazy

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but anyone watching the US in a dead rubber tonight over Australia-Paraguay is either a journo or Republican

I get that it’s Fox but the idea they’re talking about *winning the World Cup* after 2 group stage matches is really next level

水分補給の休憩 (hydration break)

Elan-gasp

Japan oh my word one of the goals of the tournament

When you’d rather be imprisoned by your opposition than build an effective policy platform to defeat the primary opponents in your own party.

That Jorge Sanchez run from RB was beautiful madness

What a finish

Nailed on England are about to get the stupidest penalty of all time

That is an insane challenge and 100% a penalty

Landon Donovan: “Norway have managed this game beautifully” 🧐

Norway - a country the current US admin fell over themselves to get visas for Senegal - a country whose fans were denied visas completely Yeah I’m rooting for Senegal