BREAKING Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.

Merry titmas to all and to all a nice and tight 🤶🏼🫡

I feel like I'm home already 🥹

I jolli in her b till I ee

Everything Aaron Paul touches turns to gold.

Instant all-timer here:

SAM AND DEAN ARE BACK youtu.be/Fv0leN8TmR8?...

"Clichés like this are beautiful because they reflect us and we are beautiful."

UMD grad TAs and instructors have been warned that we do NOT have First Amendment protections in the classroom, meaning this could also happen to us. Guess what could protect us? A union contract. Solidarity to our colleague at OU. We deserve better than our university administrations.

Happy Thanksgiving, America

I was telling my dad last night that this win by Dallas is when they turn the corner. If they can climb the proverbial mountain and string together a few wins, this can be a fun season. The margin of error is minuscule though, so they can't lose any of the next 4-5 games 😅

Revolution aint gonna go the way we want unless we have a shitton more class consciousness. More union membership. More education.

Further Seattle commentary: the only way to end car dependency is to make driving so miserable that walking/biking/PT are more pleasant options regardless of weather and distance. Seattle rivals only SF and NYC on this metric.

Dilemma introduced a new form or texting of course

An important question for the Bluesky generation: what’s the best Nelly song?

Devastations come in threes

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

States should just make up charges to arrest Cuck Schumer. Don't care what it is, but ideally something with a death penalty.

Ro Khanna, who has called for Chuck Schumer to be replaced, says the only reason other Democrats aren't calling for it is because it would "offend a lot of donors." "Are we gonna be beholden to the donors that have gotten us two terms of Donald Trump, or are we gonna listen to people?"

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

It'll always be: fuck Kamala Harris. Fuck Kamala the cop. Fuck Holocaust Harris and Genocide Joe.

"Smoking on the 'Bill Crackman' tonight" 😂 Jamaal Bowman, Hasan Piker, Tish James, Cynthia Nixon, Mahmoud Khalil, Brad Lander, Jennifer Welch, Zohran's mom Mira Nair, and so many other fun folks stopped by the Zeteo livestream last night in Brooklyn. Here are the bits, in less than 3 mins. Enjoy!

There's a very real possibility the incoming NYC mayor has seen your nudes

Yep. Do what Sam and Dean would do to monsters.

BREAKING: Former FTC chair Lina Khan to serve as co-chair of Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral transition team.

Fellas. Today's the day you can congratulate all the hot women you know. Because we know they're for Zohran

Now that CIA Spanberger won, y'all should know she'll do everything she can to crush leftist movements.

This was the clip I was referencing. Just two more years.

AOC was interviewed on CNN earlier, and all I could say was we'll be seeing her on stage in two years making her victory speech. (As president-elect). Just two more years.

Bush-Cheney stole the election that got them into power, and Cheney died (lololol) on Election Day. Pristinely poetic.

He should have died in The Hague.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cam Little with a new record.

The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse. I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email

This is the Daniel Jones we all know and love. (The Daniel 'Eli Manning' Jones). This is also the Joe Flacco I expected to see.

Me watching TRL after school in the late 90s

Jon Stewart mocks Hakeem Jeffries' "brave, brave endorsement" of Mamdani

Vaxxed?

They're even dumber than military members

How has no one thought of FeraliGYATr?

The aws incident screams Palantir. I think they're inserting their tentacles into the system.

the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change

THIS is what they need to be saying over and over and over again. No budget until ICE IS DEFUNDED. See how easy that is?

Supernatural season finales be like:

AOC has just officially become the top House fundraiser, beating out Hakeem Jeffries. Now lemme take a big sip of coffee as I look at the age distribution of donors to AOC vs Jeffries

McConnell is so senile he had to step down from party leadership but is allowed to remain a US senator for some reason

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE