don't want to blow anything out of proportion but i'm really starting to feel like he doesn't have our best interests at heart

Michael B. Jordan is the Michael Jordan of people named Michael Jordan who aren't Michael Jordan.

As a boring 37 year old suburban dad who occasionally goes to a peaceful protest, hugely upsetting to know how many people will react to the news of my violent death with either indifference or eager approval. Rest in peace to my peers: Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

the subtext of THE BEAR is that the chef guy is so stressed out because he lost the rat that was ratatouilling him 😢

if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it might be Ducc™, the brand new AI-powered simulated realistic duck experience that automatically kills 60 ducks every time you power it on

I mean ... yeah.

I'm getting back online to talk about The Issues.

i fell in love again all things go, all things go pope from chicago new leo, new leo

I still have functionally no thoughts on Taylor Swift as a human, celebrity, or artist, but I can say definitively: I drove the school bus this morning and it was charming and fun hearing everybody chatting about the new album together, sharing the moment, enjoying each other.

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