I often battle with the idea of wanting to hop in the bed with someone. Then I remember reality: no one wants to talk to me and ew. People.

whenever anyone I know admits to using ChatGPT this appears above my head

Gonna say this take is stupid. At some points, you have to let voters know they are responsible for where we are. They chose to sit out an election over a single issue, or because they didn't like her, or eggs were too expensive. Voters are not innocent in any of this.

270.

I don't have a resting Bitch face......I have a resting Sad face

QTP with your favorite Electric-type Pokemon ⚡️

i was bouncing my leg when i came across this meme.

21 years later and no one has topped this song yet

Spotify chose violence and tears tonight.

No fanfest for me. :(

The Trump administration is adamant that people not take or share photos of the White House destruction, so please keep this photo amongst us. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Well now I'm curious 🤔

Next week is fat bear week, though I am not a bear. Just fat. And ugly. Though I would like to go into hibernation for several months.

I just need a hrothgar daddy to pin me down and something something.

yeah

The Supreme Court is extraordinarily unlikely to use this case as a vehicle to overturn marriage equality. The merits of Obergefell aren't even the central legal issue in the case. I understand the fear, but this is not a serious request. abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...

What's the point of the Hrothgar gathering on Faerie if none of those homosexuals fucking talk? 😒

"Leave men alone."

i believe in using songs to say things

How I take criticism

Yes, you did vote to deport moms.

Trying to date as a fat, ugly motherfucker is like trying to teach a dog to do calculus. Impossible.

"jd vance killed the pope" isn't the news I expected to wake up to on a monday

How are we celebrating?

The White House sometimes directs the NIH to study certain broad topics, such as cancer or women’s health, but the latest directive’s specificity, inflammatory language and focus on a hyper-polarizing topic are unprecedented, NIH employees say. https://go.nature.com/43xPnfj

Followback Flex Friday! Reskeet this post, get a follow 😉 Daddy was feeling his oats!

in the span of an hour we have gone from Chuck Schumer betraying America and embracing the entirety of the Trump/Musk project with both arms to, uh, yeah, this is dead and Chuck Schumer killed it.

Why is it that I see so many hot older men online on here yet can't find one where I live? Some bullshit that is... 😒

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Honestly, this is how I feel regarding voters and this country. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKUs...

This is legitimately good advice and we should take it seriously

@zollton.bsky.social Oh.

The idyllic American dream needs a revamp for the modern era.

@avantris.bsky.social Frosty and Gideon came home.

I need to find a caring man with money. This single income going to work shit sucks.

Looks like the US Senate is out of reach for the Democrats for the next 4-6 years.

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If you're gen x or millennial, odds are you have known some people online for *decades*. Across multiple now-dead forums, across vast gulfs of time in internet years. You've probably got a friend group that outlived multiple sites.