Switzerland shouldn’t be allowed into knockout rounds. Frankly they shouldn’t be allowed to win or lose, ties only

Booooo

Omg!!!!

Okay but true Catholics are also: hmmm I lost something? Better take away the baby Jesus from the little St Tony statue until it turns up again.

The ball doesn’t lie!!!

Blah blah blah don’t watch Fox’s telecast, don’t want Telemundo’s telecast. Watch Fox’s live stream on TikTok that also has no commentary at all.

Downside of now watching this game at home - I am now scaring my cat

This is a violation of the Monroe Doctrine

I was too distracted by this gal FaceTiming her friends to watch the second goal

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Ooooh they didn’t want England to play on the 4th bc we’d totally start singing “My Country Tis of Thee” over their national anthem….

Oh thank fucking god it’s over

10 minutes? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Allez les blues!!!!!!!!!!

This is what my nephew named his boat. I told him it was a bad idea because now he’ll never be able to find it.

Last game: "YOU get a yellow card, YOU get a yellow, everybody gets a YELLOOOOOOW" France vs Paraguay: "What is this 'yellow' of which you speak"

Paraguay is gonna get all of Bluesky cheering for France simply bc of all their uncalled for hits

This is football not football! You can’t tackle the goalie for possession!!!

I walked half a mile just now and needed a glass of what and can’t imagine playing soccer (futbol) for 23 uninterrupted minutes in this heat

You can't help but feel for Cape Verde🇨🇻 Vozinha delivered one of the greatest goalkeeping performances in World Cup history, making eight saves, including a stunning stop from Lionel Messi's free kick, to keep his country dreaming🧤🔥

Me, the cat you’re getting

The cool cat you think you’re getting

I love this Colombian kit because from afar they look like a flock of little love birds

Upwards, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1929, (rotated, detail), 📸 by Lars Baron

Thank Gandalf It’s Friday

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

CABO VERDE, THE ONLY TEAM IN FIFA WORLD CUP HISTORY TO BE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION

Cabo Verde!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VOZINHA

Vozinha vs. the world

MY ELDER MILLENNIAL KING

Omg Cabo Verde!!!!!!

Goes double now

::whistle tones only dogs can hear:: Croatia

Off sides works in my favor??? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h

Well now I’m going to be even more obnoxious cheering for the USMNT!

Why do the snails encircling the plate of escargot by Mbappé keep sending me?

::me at 40-something:: I’m no longer an ingenue???? Rude.

Caleb is simply too pretty to be on #jeopardy

Omg Andy and Richard are color coordinated 💕💕💕 #jeopardy

Without having seen the new Minions movie, my fan theory as to how they stayed out of WWII: having made a monster movie with real monsters, they came to believe all movies were real, so instead of serving Hitler, they just served Chaplin filming The Great Dictator.

My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭

Zlatan go cry tears of sorrow!

If Trump isn’t on the phone tomorrow to get Balogun un-suspended what even was the point of all that corruption

::Eagle screech::

Can we give the manager a red card?

Oh for fuck sake

Goooooooooooaaaaallllllllll ::Eagle scream:: 🦅

Robyn is clearly a terrier!! Go BU! #jeopardy

Obelix isn’t even Belgium! Why are you dressed like him but in Flemish colors?