Good morning

I love Home Assistant because when you wanna do something you'll find a YouTube video of a really excited 63 year old dutch guy who is very excited to share a YAML file.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Nintendo Gamma Boy

The Overflowing Juices Of A Married Woman

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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Had to share this from twitter just because

Once we're done redistricting them can we collectivise their farms next

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"

Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”

they should make a linux distro called jewbuntu that locks you out during shabbat

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

Klarna Hasselblad is a beautiful name for a girl

Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young

Was fantastic seeing so many awesome folks at AFC 2025! #FursuitFriday 📷: @bocuma.bsky.social Ft. @derg.io @khoi.bsky.social @kodeyyotey.bsky.social @tundra.cat

Inject it directly into my veins

have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you

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nothing written on a shell casing will ever be funny again after “if you are reading this ur gay lol”. dude hit the high water mark. gotta get a new bit if you want to meme your stochastic terrorism now

If you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men

two shots of vodka 🥃🥃 📷: @eatyoursheep.bsky.social

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

I love furries so much

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

NO WAY LMAO

Canis Doofus 🐶: @caniselastis.bsky.social

$23 for bagel and lox is antisemitic

Starbucks barista liked my fursona 🥺

I live for this shit

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

Went to the Kigurumi Kagetsu panel and they didn't even shove me against a wall and make me smell their armpits :(

This stuff hit different

I'm at the Mr Fries Man I'm at child support services I'm at the combination Mr Fries Man child support services

AFC, I am inside you

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

And when I say disenfrancise, I mean it. If you live in California, vote YES on the special election in November. Redistrict these vermin until they can never win another election ever again.

I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture

$CHARLIECOIN

Stop stressing about whether the Kirk shooter is a leftist or trans or whatever. The right wing has already decided he is, and you'll never convince them otherwise because they're delusional and will believe whatever the hivemind commands them to.

Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline. www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

Is he... you know #FursuitFriday 📷 @yuvon.bsky.social 🪡 @blueharborc.bsky.social

do yall think artdecade is gonna do a macro drawover of this

In times like these it's important to post every single thought you have on the world wide web