We only rate dogs. This is clearly a cozy cow. We're proud of him for finding his moo, but please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

BREAKING: The scene at the Rayburn Building is pure rebellion. Protesters are swarming in during live hearings on Medicaid cuts. Security’s losing control. Because when the government wages war on the poor, the poor fight back.

A message for the transphobe near you

Young Shauna Shipman should have been eaten.

My face every time @aaronparnas.bsky.social pops up in my email.

Your mom told you you could be anything, so you chose to a bitch like her. Noted.

China can have my data. ELON CANNOT.

You wouldn't dismantle the agency that protects consumers for corporate abuse and scams unless you wanted your rich buddies to be able to abuse and scam consumers.

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.

Imagine being Donald Trump or Elon Musk and having the realization on your deathbed that there won’t be a single soul at your funeral that is genuinely mournful. There will be nobody there that genuinely loves them. And that gives me comfort.

The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.

I’d like to report one immigrant criminal, please. He should be really easy to find.

@duolingoverde.bsky.social Getting fresh?

Canadians booing the U.S. national anthem isn’t something I ever thought I’d see, but this is what happens when you let a psychopath criminal with isolationist and protectionist policies back into the White House.

When the stock market crashes tomorrow (2/3/25), we will enter into the Great Again Depression.

"Our nation, our beloved Canada is under threat." "It's a threat to our sovereignty, and our very future as a nation." "The threat comes, of course, from the president of the United States a convicted felon and known predator (rapist)." - Charlie Angus, MP #cdnpoli #tariffwar

🚨 CANADIAN HOCKEY FANS BOO DURING U.S. NATIONAL ANTHEM AT OTTAWA SENATORS GAME

Aloe plant happy to see me.

This is what happens when you treat voting day like cheering on your default team at the Super Bowl.

Because they are evil, we must stand up to them. But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.

Somebody needs to introduce a bill to assign embryos a Social Security number, so that pregnant women can file for child support and obtain life insurance on the fetus.

Let's be clear about what happened today: Donald Trump tried to cut a giant chunk of government funding — hurting preschoolers, seniors, and veterans. Trump's illegal shutdown is blocked for now — but don't forget that he tried to cut programs supporting working families.

How long before they start trying to detain Native Americans because brown = foreign?

Imagine supporting mass deportation and then putting money in the offering plate for a mission trip.

California Department of Water Resources Statement.

Somebody needs to do a study on why the most evil men are also the fugliest.

Too little-old-lady-hoo, too late.

Excellent post

Weasels don’t actually go “pop.” We ran one over with our maintenance cart.

The Leaning Tower of Treason.

Caturday night.

Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊

In Italy people created an art exhibit displaying a garbage filled Musk decorating a fence at Piazzale Loreto where coincidentally Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. What did the Italians mean by this?🤔

Great analogy

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

Wow

I like to sew. The first step is cutting out the pieces of fabric. Alone, each one is just a useless scrap. But when stitched together, they create something really cool, or helpful, or beautiful, or all of the above. All of us are “cut out” for it…But we can only do it together.

Here is what everyday Germans had to say about Musk