I have three remaining films to complete this year's Oscars Death Race: Frankenstein, The Secret Agent, and If I Had Legs I'd Kick You. Much as I'm enjoying the Olympics, I can't wait for them to be over so my wife will have the bandwidth to watch these with me.

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My kid hates it when I say "siiiix seeeven"

What part of Disneyland makes procrastinators happiest? Tomorrowland

I just realized that I didn't have black-eyed peas on New Year's Day and I think that's why the past 6 weeks have been so terrible all around. I'm sorry, world!

A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today. It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files. Just wow.

Just finished reading the first draft of an unnanounced Pathfinder novel (we have one more to announce before this one, which we'll be doing soon.) Longtime fans are going to lose their shit when this one is announced and then again when they read it.

I am really upset that the halftime show, which featured hundreds of people dressed as plants, neglected to have them dance around during the songs!

Today is the first anniversary of my father's passing. Last year we also had the Chiefs SB loss that evening, so it was nice for the Seahawks to win last night. I spent the day at the arboretum among trees and birds, two of dad's favorites, then watched The Alamo starring John Wayne, his other fave.

I wish I knew how to get ahold of my 5th grade teacher who introduced me to Tolkein to thank her and let her know that I make fantasy roleplaying games now.

The moon and the clouds were really quite something Saturday night. Sadly, my phone wasn't up to catching both the backlit clouds and moon looking like a moon and not a dim sun.

Remember when we thought Ted Turner was the worst billionaire because he colorized a bunch of black and white films?

Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university 1. New York City Baseball 2. The Language of Film 3. New York City Comedy 4. Comparative Religions 5. Auteur Theory

This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom: "If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."

The biggest surprise of the Oscar nominations is that Delroy Lindo is 73 years old.

This. But also, don't just ghost them. Let them know why. They'll make up some incorrect reason why they're alone if they're not told in no uncertain terms.

Is Zootopia copaganda?

$10,000 is a ridiculously low amount of money to offer for someone else to commit murder for you.

I feel this so hard after watching all 3 Lord of the Rings extended editions last weekend.

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I think someone should make a spinoff of Marvel's Jennifer Walter's character but as a dude and call him He-Shulk

The letter from Bill and Hillary Clinton to James Comer explaining their refusal to testify in his Epstein investigation is really remarkable, not like any letter of this genre I've seen. It's signed by them, not a lawyer, and the arguments are not legal ones. Reprinted from their X account:

Sure is cool that we all had to upgrade to RealIDs last summer what with their built-in RFID chips and micro antennas. Nothing like DHS literally knowing the location of every citizen just in case they need to send their goon squad after you.

We are expendable. They no longer need our votes because they can steal every election to stay in power. They no longer need our money because they're getting bribes from their cronies, and they'll milk our for-profit healthcare and banking systems while ensuring we stay poor and sick.

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/

PSA: Examples of a judicial warrant and an administrative warrant. ICE cannot enter your home with only an administrative warrant.

Disappointed the Chiefs aren't in it this year, but the playoffs so far are super intense. Every game has been a 1-score spread and come down to the very end of the game.

This week: we execute a U.S. citizen. Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.” It's so transparent what's going on here.

Maybe if AI "can make mistakes" of this magnitude it shouldn't be shoved down everyone's throats, especially where they go to get news? The dateline on this erroneous AI summary is a goddamned year ago for fuck's sake.

thanks to the efforts of one of our reference librarians, our library is inaugurating a Yiddish literature book club series! First up are some works by Sholem Aleichem. 📚

While searching for something else, I found the original outline for Prince of Wolves. The elevator pitch was "Indiana Jones meets Brotherhood of the Wolf in Transylvania."

As much as I like to think Chump and his cronies are morons, and they are, there's no way they are stupid enough to actually believe the lies they are trying to pass off in the face of glaring evidence to the contrary. That's how stupid they think *you* are.

Is it too much to ask to be able to send out properly formatted ONIX data and have that actually manifest as intended on consumer-facing marketplaces?

In 2020, the outrage over the murder of George Floyd had a marked impact on the election*; we need to make sure that the outrage over today's murder sustains us to the midterms in November and Chump's inevitable run for a third term in 2028. *as did COVID and countless other Chump fuckups

It makes me so uncomfortable how close Drew Barrymore sits to her guests.

Union formed on Dec 18, 2025. Studio closure confirmed on Jan 7, 2026.

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

The giant lifelike dinosaur in the background of all of the pics of the ICE murder is something people in 100 years are never going to be able to understand. Let's pray they are also baffled by the crimes being committed by the US government against its own people, as well.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

Renee Nicole Good, 37, mother of a 6 year old, was murdered by a federal agent today. Murdered and then blamed for her murder. DHS agents are now a proven extrajudicial force that will kill you, for no reason at all, just because they can. If there was ever a moment, it is now.

Call in the National Guard to defend the people against ICE and let the fuckers fight each other

The people suing McDonald's over the McRib really should have considered the frustration they'd cause as hungry fans of fake rib meat see it mentioned all over the news while the item is cycled off the active menu.

Good morning ppl! Confused about what vaccines are now covered & which ones are not? They are all still covered by the gov and insurance plans. YOU CAN STILL GET THEM ALL. They just want you to think you shouldn’t need to. Here is a quick info graphic by the NYT of the vaccines they are reccomending

Yes, MAGA mouthbreather neighbors, 1AM is the perfect time to loudly add yet another derelict car carcass to your yard.

Exhaustion and anxiety once again take to the ring in a Will Mark Sleep Tonight cage match. Who will win? Who knows, but I'm certain I lose in either case.

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

WOW!!!!!!!

The surest way to ensure an email has no attachment is to state in the first sentence that something is attached. Never fails.