In addition to the obvious improvement for Hungary, it is delightful to see Trump, Meloni, Bibi, Putin and Xi’s guy lose, and JD Vance continue to be the popularity leech he will always be.

Peter Magyar is no liberal democrat. He’s got racist views and a violent history. But he is not a tyrant like Viktor Orban is. With luck, Orban will spend the rest of his limited time in prison. Godspeed, Hungary.

Based on tonight's results in Wisconsin and Georgia, I don't think we've yet seen 50% of the GOP House retirements for the year.

Basically every Tuesday this year, up to and including the midterms, I would like there to be an election that we win by a million billion miles.

I do like tacos.

The four people with the most dangerous job in the universe seem far safer than every other citizen of Earth today.

Pam Bondi is looking ahead to her stay at the John N. Mitchell Suite at the Federal Prison Camp in Montgomery, Alabama.

Because it's April Fools, I decided to revisit the "Prankster's Paradise" Games magazine article I wrote in 2003 about being a professional prankster (and why I view April Fools Day as "amateur night"). If you'd like to read it, here it is.

This has always gone well for us in the past.

Weirdly, the New York Times thinks "Israel" begins with the letter J.

Don’t waffle! Do what Cap would do and go to your No Kings protest today!

Paul McCartney's upcoming album is called "The Boys of Dungeon Lane," and I'm pretty sure this is my shot to work with a Beatle. I'm thinking 1960s Liverpool outdoor geomorphs.

As the former creative director on Wizards' Harry Potter tabletop games, I feel it's useful to analyze the new HBO series trailer in depth. Here are my conclusions: Trans rights are human rights.

An excellent summary by No1 of what is happening in Iran under the only conditions possible: with a stiff drink in hand. no01.substack.com/p/march-19-2...

Fetterman’s 108-point swing among the people that elected him is a Benedict Arnold-level shift.

"Teleporting is no fun." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim

Today's @nytimes.com crossword by Adam Vincent has one of the best reveals I've ever seen in a puzzle. Worth taking a look if you can.

Folks know me from Seattle, but I lived 10 years in Evanston/Edgewater, so in a slightly different life I'd vote in the Illinois 9th. If I did, I'd vote for @katmabu.bsky.social Kat Abughazaleh. We need activists who aren't afraid to use all the tools to end Trump and Trumpism. katforillinois.com

Following up the Manastorm Magic auction, Jonathan Tweet has posted our design document for the Magic RPG as a VR experience. This auction also benefits Planned Parenthood. Contact @jonathantweet.bsky.social if you want to bid on it.

Folks know me from Seattle, but I lived 10 years in Evanston/Edgewater, so in a slightly different life I'd vote in the Illinois 9th. If I did, I'd vote for @katmabu.bsky.social Kat Abughazaleh. We need activists who aren't afraid to use all the tools to end Trump and Trumpism. katforillinois.com

"The best way to avoid falling damage is to avoid falling." —me, in the 1996 Manastorm RPG prototype More details on the auction of this impossible-to-find Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com collectible: bsky.app/profile/jona...

30 years ago, I and my friends Tim Beach, Teeuwynn Woodruff, and Wolfgang Baur designed a Magic: The Gathering RPG called Manastorm. It was never released. But now, our boss Jonathan has put the manuscript up for auction to benefit Planned Parenthood. If you want it, contact Jonathan today.

A status #MillionDollarPuzzle update from our friends at Salesforce! Keep up the great work!

As of last Friday, I've been writing at @argn.bsky.social for 19 years! "Oh hey, there's a massive Super Bowl puzzle hunt" was a great way to celebrate the milestone, with over 350 articles under my byline.

Some more hints for the #milliondollarpuzzle!

Our buds @argn.bsky.social wrote about the #MillionDollarPuzzle. Check it out!

ARGNet | Start Slacking Off with MrBeast's Million Dollar Puzzle Hunt

Happy Numenera Day! Grab your cyphers, trust the weird, explore the Ninth World. Don't have the Ninth World? Get your copy here for 50% off! shop.lonesharkgames.com/discount/NUM...

A billion years in the future feels like home on Numenera Day. To celebrate, head on over to the Cypher Unlimited Discord and say hi!

Playing Bruce all day. open.spotify.com/track/6AtgHx...

The best superhero roleplaying game of all time is getting better. Highly recommend signing up early for this one from @greenroninpub.bsky.social

If CNN is required to keep Jennings on the air, they should just replace Scott with Ken. @kenjennings.bsky.social

It's hard to overstate the impact Jean Rabe had on my career. Jean first hired me at TSR to write adventures for the RPGA and Polyhedron, and encouraged my development as a GM and event coordinator. She made a lot of RPG people the best version of their selves they could be. We'll miss you, Jean.

He sounds like a guy explaining “Settlers of Catan” to a group of people who will never, ever play “Settlers of Catan” with him again.

Here's a cool thing if you make games in Washington. Lots to be decided there, I'm thinking. @tga.bsky.social

"We are getting absolutely wracked in Minneapolis. Can we go somewhere where we have a chance?" "Drawing up plans to invade Maine in the winter now, chief."

There are people in America who voted for this. But they are not the people in the places ICE is going. And so, ICE will never be greeted with anything but virulent hostility. They will never know peace. 10/10, no notes.

Hello perfidy, my old friend.

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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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Magic: The Gathering goes full Fraggle.

If elected, I will be sworn in on a dog-eared copy of the 1st edition D&D Players Handbook.

@mikeselinker.bsky.social Finding a favorite artist in a cryptic clue? Made my day!

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They always said there’s a war on Christmas.

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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said

As my journalism professors at Northwestern repeatedly told me, "Don't make yourself the story." Apparently, they didn't teach that class at Columbia when Bari Weiss was there.