A status #MillionDollarPuzzle update from our friends at Salesforce! Keep up the great work!

As of last Friday, I've been writing at @argn.bsky.social for 19 years! "Oh hey, there's a massive Super Bowl puzzle hunt" was a great way to celebrate the milestone, with over 350 articles under my byline.

Some more hints for the #milliondollarpuzzle!

Our buds @argn.bsky.social wrote about the #MillionDollarPuzzle. Check it out!

ARGNet | Start Slacking Off with MrBeast's Million Dollar Puzzle Hunt

Happy Numenera Day! Grab your cyphers, trust the weird, explore the Ninth World. Don't have the Ninth World? Get your copy here for 50% off! shop.lonesharkgames.com/discount/NUM...

A billion years in the future feels like home on Numenera Day. To celebrate, head on over to the Cypher Unlimited Discord and say hi!

Playing Bruce all day. open.spotify.com/track/6AtgHx...

The best superhero roleplaying game of all time is getting better. Highly recommend signing up early for this one from @greenroninpub.bsky.social

If CNN is required to keep Jennings on the air, they should just replace Scott with Ken. @kenjennings.bsky.social

It's hard to overstate the impact Jean Rabe had on my career. Jean first hired me at TSR to write adventures for the RPGA and Polyhedron, and encouraged my development as a GM and event coordinator. She made a lot of RPG people the best version of their selves they could be. We'll miss you, Jean.

He sounds like a guy explaining “Settlers of Catan” to a group of people who will never, ever play “Settlers of Catan” with him again.

Here's a cool thing if you make games in Washington. Lots to be decided there, I'm thinking. @tga.bsky.social

"We are getting absolutely wracked in Minneapolis. Can we go somewhere where we have a chance?" "Drawing up plans to invade Maine in the winter now, chief."

There are people in America who voted for this. But they are not the people in the places ICE is going. And so, ICE will never be greeted with anything but virulent hostility. They will never know peace. 10/10, no notes.

Hello perfidy, my old friend.

You can now get the whole series of #The12DaysofCryptics in one pack. Head to our store and order your cryptic extravaganza today! Get it today at shop.lonesharkgames.com/products/the...#The12DaysofCryptics

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

It's Epiphany Eve, known in the calendar as the last day of The #12DaysOfCryptics! Get the whole puzzle series in your email by signing up today at shop.lonesharkgames.com/collections/...!

Magic: The Gathering goes full Fraggle.

If elected, I will be sworn in on a dog-eared copy of the 1st edition D&D Players Handbook.

@mikeselinker.bsky.social Finding a favorite artist in a cryptic clue? Made my day!

It's Boxing Day! Time to unwrap The #12DaysofCryptics, if you haven't gotten it yet. Sing up today and Yule get all the puzzles Yule need this season! Get it at shop.lonesharkgames.com/collections/...!

They always said there’s a war on Christmas.

The #12DaysofCryptics has begun! If you haven't signed up yet, put down the eggnog and go here today. Santa Shark promises that you won't miss a single puzzle! Sign up at shop.lonesharkgames.com/collections/...!

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said

As my journalism professors at Northwestern repeatedly told me, "Don't make yourself the story." Apparently, they didn't teach that class at Columbia when Bari Weiss was there.

It's Christmas Eve, and it's also The #12DaysofCryptics Eve! Starting tomorrow, we'll begin sending out our daily emails with holiday-themed puzzles. If you want some puzzly Christmas cheer, sign up today at shop.lonesharkgames.com/collections/....

It's Christmas Eve! Time to share my Millennial Christmas playlist again. These are all the best Christmas songs written and recorded in the 21st century. Enjoy with eggnog! open.spotify.com/playlist/1WT...

A subtle reminder that The 12 Days of Cryptics holiday puzzle series starts tomorrow. If you like puzzles and want to play, sign up ASAP! shop.lonesharkgames.com/products/the...

This has to be grounds for the Wharton School of Business revoking his degree.

If I included this as a plastic piece in a tabletop wargame, BoardGameGeek would tell me I wasn't trying hard enough.

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

I think the comma in this headline is doing real work standing in for "And Also Please." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...

Phenomenal retrospective about the White Heffalump gift exchange we ran in public in 2013. So many memories. puzzculture.com/2025/12/18/t...

One week to go before we debut our holiday puzzle bonanza, The #12DaysofCryptics. If you sign up today, you can get a bonus pack of 12 more cryptics! If you like puzzles and Christmas, this is the puzzle series for you.

Fucking baller response from Vanity Fair photographer Christopher Anderson to Stephen Miller.

This was a delightful and cathartic short story to read.

Shocker! The Affordable Care Act vote, for which eight worthless Democratic Senators sold us out, isn't actually going to happen. When Congress returns after Christmas, Democrats should get a leader who can hold the conference together for things like this. medium.com/@mikeselinke...

Another way to look at Rob Reiner's legacy: Some of the best directors have one genre in which they have a top-2 film. A couple have a top-2 in two genres. Spielberg has three. Rob Reiner has SIX (mockumentary, fantasy, coming-of-age, courtroom, romcom, & psych-horror). And he did it in nine years.

RIP Rob Reiner, the most delightful director of my lifetime. No one has ever had a run better than his nine years from '84 to '92. How he used his voice as fascists overran America will be studied for a century. We are the better for him, and much worse for the loss of him and his wife Michele.

Hey puzzle fans! The 12 Days of Cryptics, our holiday cryptic crossword event, is now open for preregistration. Preorder today and you'll get 12 daily holiday puzzles, plus a bonus pack of 12 more cryptics. It's a veritable puzzle advent calendar!

🔦🦈The Hunting of the Shark from @lonesharkgames.bsky.social has started shipping!

We're just a government of pirates now.

The US Treasury doesn't know how treasury bonds work.

The FIFA Peace Prize is giving Lovecraft vibes.

This might as well be a battle for who is the most corrupt person in the world.

Notice to all sailors: "Try not to drown" is an act of war.

The OED’s word of the year: rage bait. corp.oup.com/word-of-the-...

R: "Do you think death could possibly be a boat?" G: "No, no, no... Death is...not. Death isn't. You take my meaning. Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not-be on a boat." R: "I've frequently not been on boats." G: "No, no, no—what you've been is not on boats." #RIPTomStoppard