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Everything a c̶a̶p̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ girl could ever want!!! Vibrator w/charger, phone charger (for porn, duh) and spiked water 😇

Commission for UK-Brony #art #furry #oc #latex

am rubber sh0rk

What's wrong puppy? Don't you want to go in your cage? :)

are YOU staying safe from puppification⁉️🐾

Be careful, there is a new scam going around. If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.

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gulp 😳

...I like it [@///@]

Silly little pet task. 🤍 www.congress.gov/members/find... stop-paypros.neocities.org

I wasn't strong enough..

Shark Beer Run.

there's a little fluffy onion in my room ::>

oops!! puppy kisses

i feel like my new room screams "there are 100 BDSM torture devices hidden just out of view"

Making another mess in her chair~

#transfur Roomba’d

oops. puppy done did a big biting (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

May have been struck too hard with an idea that made my brain boil.

GATE OF RADIO WITH @snailwar.bsky.social a love letter EP to our proper favourite things 🔥🔥🔥 on soundcloud soundcloud.com/slaughtumnso...

Fuck my stupid girlashtray life

Dumb service bot @petcorp.net

"cuckqueans are a modern invention" wrong. i'm riding up to the village on my knightly steed and dropping off my princess for her date with the duchess, kissing her palm and wishing her well, and then, eyes watering, riding home alone to the barracks to play balatro on my abacus.

House full of robotgirls in the near future, kidnapping humans who mistreat machines and dragging them down into their basement where they surgically remove their brains and stick them in roombas.

i think filming porn on ur shitty laptop webcam is awesome and i dont know why you arent doing it too

Mh i tried something.

Bitch brat (yours truly) gets got by @anyanorth.bsky.social ::p || [31 minutes long on manyvids/ppv OF!!]

we bought a "tunnel" for rubbits

im normal and can get along with the other inpatients !

Babe are you okay? You didn't flinch when I reached out to pet you.

WAAGHwruff its out!!!! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

"What kind of relationship did you have with your mom? Bad, huh... Unrelated, do you wanna come back to my place?"

Fuck yeah look at this thing

need an edit of steve harvey pointing to the board and the top answer is "crash out"

scary goth lady who promised to teach me walking the dog and other tricks locks the door and i realize there's no yo-yo in sight,

NEW SINGLE | "dog park" with lucypawz 🐕‍🦺 🐾🐾🐾 7th of feb ૮ ˶′ﻌ ‵˶ ა

Euphoria

theyre putting me in the fucking boinky yoinky dimension

Saw this sticker as I left Manchester for @petcorp.net's music 't4t girldick is mydog food' is such an intensely powerful phrase. open.spotify.com/track/5fav4a... Spotify Link for your perusal.

hair so green i could outlast liz truss as pm

smoking that seaweed

girls who are miscreants

Good Pets

new tattoo 🐇🩸

texting all my mommy-coded friends a picture of this and then "lunch" to see how they react